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Hi Everyone....
Been kinda of 'lurking' on here for a while and posted once or twice and there seems to be some really nice people on here so I'd officially say HI !
Hope to have some chats with people of here and have a laugh.....
Thanks for reading......
Steve
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Hi steve wave
:welcome: to the towers mate.
feel free to pop into the pub tread and join the loonies for a drink lol
Cheers,
Think I could sample a quick pint!!
biggrin
Thanks!
welcome.....
Maybe you would like to tell us a bit about yourself seen as you haven't set up any ads
Aaaah....Newbie error....Sorry!!
I've not got an add together yet but working on it!
I'm 29 years old; living in the NW; single; 5 11 and looking for a good time and some fun; laughs and some new friends; you can tell I'm not good at this I'm running out of ideas and what too type; not really a great salesman am I!!! lol
Basically; from what I've seen this all seems to be good banter and fun and I'd love to get involved; anything else would be a great bonus..!!
Cheers,
biggrin :D
Quote by looking4_mature
Hi Everyone....
Been kinda of 'lurking' on here for a while...

Swinging
Doggin
Tv
Glory holes
Gays
Straight
Bi
Bi -curious...
Can someone tell me what lurking is please?
looking4_mature you can be my bestest buddy if you can take me lurking please!!! :cheers:
Hi Looking4_Mature, welcome to the madhouse, and hope you enjoy!! Join in with the banter and be aware that once you get in here, there is nooooooo way out wink
Now there's an offer......
See I just thought lurking was watching and not posting but I'm learning ALL the time on this site......!! It's an education......!!
Hi there looking4!
:welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven!
Ignore redpantherman, he doesn't yet know that lurking is just like jerking, only more discreet!
Sit down & get comfy you could be spending a lot of time here!
Now there's an offer......
See I just thought lurking was watching and not posting but I'm learning ALL the time on this site......!! It's an education......!!
Quote by redpantherman
Hi Everyone....
Been kinda of 'lurking' on here for a while...

Swinging
Doggin
Tv
Glory holes
Gays
Straight
Bi
Bi -curious...
Can someone tell me what lurking is please?
looking4_mature you can be my bestest buddy if you can take me lurking please!!! :cheers:
dont tell him, its still classified :shock:
Hello and welcome make your self at home but only on one condition that you promise to confused
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Have as much fun as you can lol :thumbup: :bounce: :beer: :welcome:
Quote by redpantherman
Hi Everyone....
Been kinda of 'lurking' on here for a while...

Can someone tell me what lurking is please?
looking4_mature you can be my bestest buddy if you can take me lurking please!!! :cheers:
Quote by looking4_mature
....See I just thought lurking was watching and not posting but I'm learning ALL the time on this site......!! It's an education......!!

The light at the end of the tunnel is just an oncoming train...
Oooooh looking4_mature, in you I saw so much, but how little did you deliver smackbottom
LOL biggrin
I'll try my best....!!
THANKS EVERYONE.....Never felt so welcome...!! redface
Just need to get to know everyone....now how much time do I have.......!!
Quote by looking4_mature
LOL biggrin
I'll try my best....!!
THANKS EVERYONE.....Never felt so welcome...!! redface
Just need to get to know everyone....now how much time do I have.......!!

as long as it takes for you to get me a dble JDnCoke from the bar drinkies
And my spiced rum & coke....
drinkies
In may best Duncan Norvelle (remember him?) voice....
" Chase ME"
Quote by looking4_mature
....now how much time do I have.......!!

You will find that time is not an issue here, once you in, your in for good. Ive been trying to find the door for the last year but still had no luck.
We tried digging an escape tunnel but Mik went and put his shed on it and the bloody thing collapsed.
We tried a karaoki event (thinking we could sneak out with the DJ) but then Redpanterman decided to do his Linol Ritchie impression and the DJ left in an hurry.
We snook into the chat room but then Lilmiss locked the door and we got trapped in there for about three weeks (now that was fun) :twisted:
The only selling point is that Pete is one hell of a good cook and a great bar man (when he's not drunk and sat in the Jakuzzi with HisandHers and Cplebbw all flaming weekend) so any ideas for the escape party are trully welcome!! lol
NWC,
I have a cunning plan.....just get your PC infected with this virusy thing (the name of which im much too merry to remember!)
It will go boom tomorrow, and you can bolt whilst the dust settles!
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...so any ideas for the escape party are trully welcome!! lol

im not escaping unless I get to ride on Naughty Wigan Couple's Big Chopper!
Quote by redpantherman
...so any ideas for the escape party are trully welcome!! lol

im not escaping unless I get to ride on Naughty Wigan Couple's Big Chopper!
Big chopper, what big chopper, Im the one with water wings (built in so I will never drown) honest I got no big chopper :lol:
Only joking, I know which chopper you mean
Oh winchwench, what a good idea, or perhaps I could lend it Mik69 next time he is out in the car and he could just run over it for me :lol:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
The only selling point is that Pete is one hell of a good cook and a great bar man

:shock: redface surprisedops: :oops: I am sooooooooooo not telling what I thought that said at first glance :oops: :oops: :oops:
Now now NWC,
we really shouldn't mock mik69 after his misfortune.
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
whoops.
Quote by Pete_sw

The only selling point is that Pete is one hell of a good cook and a great bar man

:shock: redface surprisedops: :oops: I am sooooooooooo not telling what I thought that said at first glance :oops: :oops: :oops:
Oh so we are back on the drain pipe thread again are we? :oops:
Quote by winchwench
Now now NWC,
we really shouldn't mock mik69 after his misfortune.
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
whoops.
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Driver bring back them oatcakes she ain't having them now confused
Duck
Quote by mik69
Hello and welcome make your self at home but only on one condition that you promise to confused
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Have as much fun as you can lol :thumbup: :bounce: :beer: :welcome:

Hiya Seve welome kiss
Mik flipa
:jagsatwork: Wot about have fun with
69position hump whip passionkiss ?
Soz I'll behave now!! Get over to the bar Steve & join us all for a drink
Mik69
You could always spank me with a rolled up oatcake!
Now that IS kinky Duck....!
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