Hello Folks

20 Jan 2004

After reading the forum for the last few weeks I thought it was time I made myself known.
I am a single guy hoping to make new friends and hopefully get to meet a few of the nice ladies that are always so willing to share their opinions.
You will have to put up with me until I find my feet and get to understand how things work and who people are.
I have an add on here and I think I have included a link to it, but am not too sure.

20 Jan 2004

Hello Baron, and welcome wave

Find your feet quickly, they have no mercy :twisted:

20 Jan 2004

Welcome to the house of fun. Join in and take part.
There is a sticky about how to link your advert - it works everytime!!

20 Jan 2004

Welcome.....
What is YOUR favorite record? 8)
Fred
P.S. - If you see Wilma - feel free to whip her! wink

20 Jan 2004

Welcome Baron!
Come and join us and have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx

20 Jan 2004

Welcome to the forum!!
I have a strap on and I'm not afraid to use it!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

20 Jan 2004

MMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm
I know someone who might like that Wilma lol......
hehehehehehehehehehehehe
Promises promises!
Love
Fran & Stu
xxxxxxxxx

20 Jan 2004

Fred, Fred........Is Wilma giving away all your sexual secrets????????????
Stu of the "Fran and..... variety"

20 Jan 2004

Shusssssshhhhhh Stu!
I'm busy stalking! 8)
Here pussy! pussy! pussy! :twisted: :twisted:

20 Jan 2004

Just wanted to take this thread BACK to it's roots and say hello, again!

20 Jan 2004

I'm Busy Stalking. Here pussy! pussy! pussy!

:shock: The Kat Sat on the Mat, and is not moving till Fred has gone! :eeek:
Hiya Baron, Welcome to Swinging Heaven, the link to your ad works a treat!

You will have to put up with me until I find my feet

Have you looked in your shoes?
lhk
Kit + Kat

20 Jan 2004

Hello, Good Evening and Welcome..
(she says, in her best attempt to imitate David Frost)
You'll have great fun in here I'm sure!!!
Alex x x x

20 Jan 2004

Hi Baron

:wave:
Welcome to the Forum. Once you've found your feet (Try just below the ankle!!!) join in and have some fun. wink

:lol:
Sgt Bilko HoS(ND)
If you see Wilma don't mention THAT corner!!!!

20 Jan 2004

Hey Sarge, when did you get OUT of that corner? And just how did you out of that straight jacket?????
Alex x x

20 Jan 2004

Quote by Jags
Just wanted to take this thread BACK to it's roots and say hello, again!

Sorry Miss!
*runs into playground rubbing his backside muttering to himself about why it is other people hijack threads and don't get told off. Think she don't like me.... Hurummppphhhhhh!*
Better say hello again!
HELLO!

20 Jan 2004

Fred - love most of you, specially that bum!!!
x xx
*spits on hand to make it tougher*

20 Jan 2004

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
(Lost for words!)
Hello Again!

20 Jan 2004

Hello again, Baron
Forgot to say - nice ad!
Have you put the cat out yet Fred?
Sappho xxx

20 Jan 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Hey Sarge, when did you get OUT of that corner? And just how did you out of that straight jacket?????

The Boys formed a Rescue team, headed by Fred and Kat, and whilst everyone was distracted by the record breaking attempt they stormed the BFZ, shooting four Gorillas and freeing all the Ostriches !!! confused

:? :?

20 Jan 2004

Pssssssssttttttt Sarge!
Wilma is looking for you! confused

:?
And boy is she pissed! :shock: :shock:

20 Jan 2004

Hi Sarge darling.
Take no notice of Fred. I owe you a Bacon Buttie hun. Grab a seat and I'll bring it over with the coffee. boink

Love
Wilma
x x x x

21 Jan 2004

Hello!!!

Yes, yes, I know - I am late again!!!
I actually had to concentrate on work and things yesterday!! :shock:
Still, had a lie down and feel better now! 8) . If anyone would like to mop my fevered brow then please don't feel shy!
I digress (most unlike me!). Welcome to the Forum. Look forward to reading your posts.

21 Jan 2004

Quote by Willxx69
If anyone would like to mop my fevered brow then please don't feel shy!

Sure Will, no problem. Somebody please hold Will down whilst I go in search of a mop and bucket. :twisted:
Steve

21 Jan 2004

Thanks for taking the time to say hi and make me feel welcome. Its Ok I dont mind my thread been hijacked, the more posts I get the more interesting I look. (And I need as much help as I can get there).
Thanks for the tip Jags, I found how to add the link properly.
My feet have been seen running in the local park, so hopefully I will be able to capture them and get them back home before too long.