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We've just rejoined the site today so having been a reader of the forum for some months, I feel obliged to say "Hello!" to the folk who have kept us unwittingly entertained over that time!
So... Erm... "Hello" and all that...
In our previous incarnation we only ever went into Chat. The Forum was a dark, mysterious place where only the truly insane and mildly dribbling could be found. Since we rejoined as a free member we've since discovered that this hare-brained notion is in fact entirely accurate, and we'd much prefer to be part of the lunatics in the asylum, than watching from the outside with our noses pushed up against the window... :-)
Most of our details are on our hastily arranged profile if you are that interested, but be warned, once you've gone there... There is no going back...
We hope to make a few salient, intelligent and thought provoking posts on a variety of topics now that we are able. This is, however, an entirely false hope and in the end we will probably just be lewd and naughty, with occasional outbreaks of silliness and patches of lunacy over the high ground.
Anyway, that's enough from us. We should point out it is 99% likely that it will be Mr R on here. Mrs R is a shy, retiring creature who gets rather embarrassed and tongue tied by the whole posting / chatting malarkey and tends to let her gobby husband take the lead. I will however encourage her to join in as much as possible, provided you are all nice and don't savage us until we have posted something spectacularly stupid (this doesn't count, we are allowed one inane ramble as a starter, it's in the new AUP that I just invented.)
So hello from us! We stand before your merciful judgement, O wise forumites...
Have a good evening
Resonance
(Mr and Mrs R)
(Though Mr R wrote all this, she's buggered off to dancing...)
Hiya Mr Resonance wave
goodness me, I would like to initially refute the suggestion that all of the people who post here are insane.
You may choose to ignore that but I wanted to be clear from the outset that my sanity has never been questioned.
Ummm and welcome you already fit in so there is no need to wish you well.
I hope to see more of you (posting)
Splendid... I would speak for worlass but she pops in when she sees fit.
Well hello and welcome back!
We used to watch from afar too!
Have fun on the site.
Mike and Lucy x
and, after reading your delightful profile please tell me you have a scouse accent ? :P
Hello biggrin wave welcome to forum - its like an oasis in a sea of tree lined water holes in here. I'm already enjoying your company :-)
wave Hello!
What they all said :laughabove:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by splendid_
goodness me, I would like to initially refute the suggestion that all of the people who post here are insane.
You may choose to ignore that but I wanted to be clear from the outset that my sanity has never been questioned.
Ummm and welcome you already fit in so there is no need to wish you well.
I hope to see more of you (posting)
Splendid... I would speak for worlass but she pops in when she sees fit.

Being of indescribably miniscule brain, and not understanding how to snip two quotations from the thread together in one post, I have snipped your first post Splendid, but shall answer your second query first.
I do have a scouse accent of sorts. However it is very watered down. Oddly enough Mrs R, who hails from parts where angels fear to tread (Staffs) has lived here a while now and occasionally lapses into the full Wayne Rooney now and then. As in "Wer 'avvin chikkin buttys". Eventually though sanity prevails and she returns to standard English.
As for your repudiation of my initial assertion as per the sanity of fellow forumites, In my defence I refer to evidence A. SH Forum postings. Jun 08-Jan 09. I think there is enough in that little lot of angst and turmoil to turn Freud into a gibbering wreck who fancied his mum and wanted to lop his dads bits off. ;-)
And it is precisely because of this we rejoined!
(NB. Because of the wonderful forum, not because we agree with Freud. Clever man, but he had a few issues.)
Thanks to everyone else who has said a cheery hello... It is far more than we deserved and I particularly enjoyed Lost's rather fetching tautological simile. If Shakespeare had written such elegiacal prose, we'd have probably not remembered it. ;-)
Hi Resonance
Hello and welcome :wave2:
See ya around
Jane n Dave xx
wave and :welcome: to the forums and happy posting.
of course were not all insane...i am very quiet and spend a LOT of time lurking and no time flirting or playing at all....in fact I thought this was a macrame website :shock:
Hello
and welcome wave
oh and great profile BTW....and Mr Bone is one of those fat baldy gits too ;o) LOL
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in fact I thought this was a macrame website :shock:

Me too!
I took a wrong turn at the Christian Science reading room and ended up here...
Quote by Resonance
in fact I thought this was a macrame website :shock:

Me too!
I took a wrong turn at the Christian Science reading room and ended up here...
wow so much in common already.....next you'll be telling me you make handy funnels and vases from old lemonade bottles
Another essay writer!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Happy days!! :mrgreen:

Glad you stopped lurking! :thumbup:
Hope you have fun! kiss
DGx
Sadly my DIY skills start and finish at self-gratification, at which I am something of an expert practitioner.
Humble aren't I? First day here and I've told everyone I'm a complete wanker! At least it won't come as a surprise to everyone a few days down the line...
I can belt out a bit of a tune on the piano in the style of Les Dawson. Sadly where his mistakes were all planned as part of his musical talent, mine are all caused by a significant lack of musical talent. That's about all my hands are good for on inanimate objects...
Now the living and breathing, that's another matter. Try as I might, I still can't get "Chopsticks" out of my missus nipples. I think I am fingering the wrong holes and blowing the wrong bit...
I think I've said too much already...
Somehow I think.......this guys gonna be fun!! wink
(Good one Flower!)
Lucys post.
If there were competitions for entertaining, witty profiles then yours would be up there with the winners! :thumbup:
Thank you for making me giggle! kiss
Quote by Dirtygirly
Another essay writer!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Happy days!! :mrgreen:

Glad you stopped lurking! :thumbup:
Hope you have fun! kiss
DGx

Well!
I would like to rebut such a scurrilous rumour that I am verging on the scandalously verbose in my humble postings! To suggest that my verbiage may in some way be wordy, unwieldy, pointless and somewhat repetetive to the point of almost adhering to the criteria of an "essay" is something I feel I cannot let pass without comment. If there is one thing I don't do, amongst many other things, is the fact that I refuse, with a passion that borders on the manic, to labour the point. I am always totally succinct in every post and every words is accounted for and much needed.
So much so that I have forgotten what I was originally saying so I shall just say "Ello!" instead?
Oh, and can someone show me the way to the boobies?
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I likes you! :mrgreen:
Keep an eye out for the boobies in the forum chatroom! :rascal:
Quote by flower411
All this lovey dovey "welcome" stuff is all very well ...
But ....really ..
What are your views on verification ???
bolt

Please delete as appropriate :
"I think Verification is a marvellous, empowering idea!"
"I think Verification is a pile of steaming rats vomit!"
"As the late great Roy Castle didn't say "Verification's what ya need... if ya wanna be a record breaker...(Trumpet solo)"
And yes that is a fence I am sitting on... At least let me have a days grace before I make enemies of half the people on here! ;-)
Quote by Dirtygirly
If there were competitions for entertaining, witty profiles then yours would be up there with the winners! :thumbup:
Thank you for making me giggle! kiss

Yep - cracking posts thus far and a bloody good profile too.
Welcome, welcome, welcome... methinks I like you guys already! :rascal:
Nola x
Quote by flower411
At least let me have a days grace before I make enemies of half the people on here! ;-)

Would that be the big half or the little half ?
lol
lol
No, the other three halves of people!
We should set up a Maths study group...
wave and :welcome: enjoy your stay.
Great profile btw :thumbup:
Quote by flower411
At least let me have a days grace before I make enemies of half the people on here! ;-)

Would that be the big half or the little half ?
lol
or the nice half and the scary half!! :lol:
Quote by flower411
OI I ain`t scary .....or shouty wink

:scared: Of course not, sir
Quote by Resonance
The Forum was a dark, mysterious place where only the truly insane and mildly dribbling could be found.

was?
wave
lp
Quote by flower411
At least let me have a days grace before I make enemies of half the people on here! ;-)

Would that be the big half or the little half ?
lol
or the nice half and the scary half!! :lol:

OI I ain`t scary .....or shouty wink
This is in danger of turning into a Spice Girls reunion... we only need pouty, blondie and dopey for the complete set.
Hello Mr & Mrs Res, can I echo the others and say welcome to the forums :welcome:
Quote by flower411
At least let me have a days grace before I make enemies of half the people on here! ;-)

Would that be the big half or the little half ?
lol
or the nice half and the scary half!! :lol:

OI I ain`t scary .....or shouty wink
This is in danger of turning into a Spice Girls reunion... we only need pouty, blondie and dopey for the complete set.
Well ... if you`ve been watchin the forums for a while you`ll know that I`m actually "Girly":lol:
you, mr flower are gorgeous and luffly and fluffy and i loves ya :inlove: