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Mentor suggested that I write and intro myself wave wave
....so here goes
male str8 (ish.....), taking the ages of man as:
Infant; Youth; Young Man; Old Young Man; Young Old man.......
well I'm in the next group :silly:
Own hair and teeth, both white (hair and teeth both white....not, both teeth white!!!! :crazy: )
Sort of all average....but am doing exercises to make my hand grow from wrist to end of middle finger :wanker: oops wrong sort of exercise....but probably more enjoyable!!
....thats all for now folks.....love to listen to all of your banter rotflmao ......and some of you ladies......wow kiss kiss .....I just adore women redface
Hope to get to a meet or a munch sometime...if anyone will have me....to meet some of you crazy lot
anyway.... hello to you all, its you that makes this site special
regards
Beeline biggrin biggrin
Welcome aboard Beeline wave wave wave
Have fun here and get to know us as we get to know you!! :thumbup:
hello and welcome, no parody humour threads allowed here though lol lol
Hiya mate!!
Well done, good post!!!!
:welcome: Beeline
Very good first post.... well done to you and your mentor!
Have fun!
smile
:welcome: and have fun enjoy the site
:happy: :happy: :happy: :swingingchair:
hello from a fellow newbie
hope you enjoy yourself
wave :welcome: have fun biggrin kiss
Quote by Beeline
male str8 (ish.....), taking the ages of man as:
Infant; Youth; Young Man; Old Young Man; Young Old man.......
well I'm in the next group :silly: biggrin biggrin

welcome to the site (you old fart lol )
not that im heading towards that status myself..... no, im a youth i tell you, it was just a late night made me look like this.
u should a lots of fun here so grab youself a straight jacket and enjoy!!! :welcome:
Bloody Hell Meat2pleaseu......so glad i started to have early nights when I was 30....are you sure it wasn't a mis-spent youth that did that to you...
thanks for welcome ...intend to have and give fun through SH site....already getting a rosy glow....would grab a straight jacket, but can't find the keys to the one I'm in
Beeline :silly: :silly:
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male str8 (ish.....), taking the ages of man as:
Infant; Youth; Young Man; Old Young Man; Young Old man.......
well I'm in the next group :silly: biggrin biggrin

welcome to the site (you old fart lol )
not that im heading towards that status myself..... no, im a youth i tell you, it was just a late night made me look like this.
u should a lots of fun here so grab youself a straight jacket and enjoy!!! :welcome:
hi and welcolme !!!!!
Welcome to the nut house. :rose:
Hello and Welcome hun.......
I hope you find everything you're looking for here.....