Hello sexy people!

28 Oct 2004

Hello!
I'm new here. I'm a (30ish) single guy! Which means, of course, I probably stand a whelks chance in a supernova of getting laid through this forum and the ads on this site. However, I live in hope.
Oh, and I'm in SE Scotland. But I'm English, unless I'm talking to people who don't like the English, in which case I'm Welsh (which is a valid claim, I might add). If I'm talking to people who like neither, then I politely explain that I'm a misguided alien and need help.
(Oh, and I have an odd sense of humour which often includes self deprecation, as well as being somewhat dry, deadpan, sometimes sarcastic, and, well odd)
smile

28 Oct 2004

Hello Zootle and welcome to SH biggrin

28 Oct 2004

Hi zootie & :welcome: to the forum..
Lucy xxx

28 Oct 2004

ello zootle
i dunno what a whelk would be doing in a vauxhall nova, supered up or not, but no matter . . .
:welcome: to the site!
have fun!
neil x x x x ;)

28 Oct 2004

Welcome Zootle! You'll fit in just fine then! Keep up the humour and you'll do well!
Regards
LC biggrin

28 Oct 2004

Well Hellooooooooooooooooo and welcome :welcome:
Debbiewebs rushes this so she can get in before MISSCHIF! rotflmao

HE HE beat ya flipa

28 Oct 2004

Welcome zootle. I am sure you are going to feel right at home here in the forum. Maybe see you around sometime.
Gill x

28 Oct 2004

Hi Mate.I thought a better analogy would be "not until hell freezes over" but i've noticed it's definitely gettin nippy................
Welcom and enjoy.
need any help just ask for ol Lb.
I'm the sane one around her,ask anyone,honest.

28 Oct 2004

Hello Zootle. What an unusual name. Has it anything to do with Zootle wordle??
Anyhooooo WELCOME.
Love
Wlma
x x x x

28 Oct 2004

Hi and :welcome: from me
wave

28 Oct 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Hello Zootle. What an unusual name. Has it anything to do with Zootle wordle??

Hmm, you might be right, but I'm not telling, yet. smile

Care to expand on what you think it is?

28 Oct 2004

Quote by dundeecpl
Welcome zootle. I am sure you are going to feel right at home here in the forum. Maybe see you around sometime.
Gill x

Oh, local folk!
smile

28 Oct 2004

Quote by zootle
Hello!
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(Oh, and I have an odd sense of humour which often includes self deprecation, as well as being somewhat dry, deadpan, sometimes sarcastic, and, well odd)

:welcome: you sound like you will get on very well with my other half on here easy...... :shock: not another one (watch out neil)

30 Oct 2004

Hiya and welcome smile

xanaisx

30 Oct 2004

hiya

enjoy

we are :silly: