hello 'tis me

20 Nov 2004

Quote by WibblyWobbly
Hey there, Wibbly! How's the igloo today? No prizes for guessing who this is
Back on topic: no snow here, lots of rain.
</me thinks: what a boring first post that was>

I dunno about boring... your first post is virtual flaming highjack attempt... shame on you :rascal: lol

You'll need to start your very own 'hello 'tis me thread' smile

Just in case you don't (makes chicken noises)... this is my very good friend... pwease make him feel welcome... he's lovely and very witty...
Oops. Sorry. I apologise for the virtual highjack, I assure you it wasn't intended. I know you knew that, shaddap you silly woman, I was talking to these other virtual peeps. I've not been here very long, don't know what the etty ketty is 'round these here parts. And I don't like Posting New at the best of times, never know which nutcase's cage you're going to rattle doing that. It's dangerous out there, don't you know :shock:
But you've made it easy on me (tyvm!) by endorsing my entry ( :twisted: oooooerrrrr missus). I object to the "lovely" bit though. confused

You knew I'd do that. I only partially object to the "witty" comment, which (of course) makes me a halfwit. You probably knew I'd do that too, so thanks for the insult :P
P.S. Chicken noises? Is that what you do around here? Oh well, when in Rome... say "bloody romans" a lot.
CLUCKcluckcluck

20 Nov 2004

I think this might be an hello thread which nearly got away????? If so hello. :welcome:
If not, apologies and.....hello.
From one of the few remaining , definitely sane people.
We dont believe all this clap trap about being sane if you think youre going mad. We think we would be mad to believe THAT.......how insane would that be from a sane mind???
x

20 Nov 2004

Yep reckon your right foxycpl ..... A hello that tried escaping under the wire..
Hello Pendant join in with everyone else and you will soon be part of the furniture ....sort of start out as a foot stool and work your way up...I've already reached bench status ...well I think thats what I am, only someone metioned something about a plank, so I reckon they are talking about a bench....
anyway welcome from davej......
Just stay clear of ...eermm ....jeez I aint got time to type in all the names.....

20 Nov 2004

I think I'm that dodgy old sideboard that you inherited from a great aunt but you daren't throw it away because Gran might come round and get upset!!!

20 Nov 2004

Quote by MQ
I think I'm that dodgy old sideboard that you inherited from a great aunt but you daren't throw it away because Gran might come round and get upset!!!

nooo you can't be MQ ...not the one with big draws and bow legs ....thats the one I married.....
.....davej apologises for hitting the bottom of the barrel, but it's been a lean week......

21 Nov 2004

Damn, my cunning plan to avoid attention by contriving a "hello" post that was waaaaaaay too convoluted failed miserably. cool

Thanks for the welcomes, especially foxy30s_cpl, davej & MQ but also all those who thought it but understandably had more important things to do than post to lil ole me. I get frustrated by "happy birthday" threads, me: so many friends, so little time. sad

I can feel the lurve biggrin

I'll leave you for the mo' with the thought that not all great apes were swingers: :shock:

(DNA analysis shows that those hominids with the ability to spot duplicated paragraphs diverged only very recently lol

).
BTW Sarge I will promise to try my best to minimise my impact on the budget. Dib dib, dob dob :D

21 Nov 2004

Welcome to the forum pendant.
Join in wherever you like, let us all get to know you.
G & D x

21 Nov 2004

Pedant....
Shut up all ready!
Howyeh, mate.... any friend of Wibs is a.... bloody lunatic.
PS: From the article you link - "Swinging evidently evolved later and that's a bit of a surprise."

21 Nov 2004

Quote by pendant

(DNA analysis shows that those hominids with the ability to spot duplicated paragraphs diverged only very recently ).

LOL!

21 Nov 2004

Quote by dundeecpl
Join in wherever you like, let us all get to know you.

Quote by Vix
Pedant....
Shut up all ready!

Which is to be? Do you have polls on this here forum?
OK, shutting up Sir. Or Madam. Whatever smile

One bloody lunatic signing off.

21 Nov 2004

Quote by pendant
OK, shutting up Sir. Or Madam. Whatever

Bastard! My gender is not in question. Is it?

21 Nov 2004

Quote by Vix
OK, shutting up Sir. Or Madam. Whatever

Bastard! My gender is not in question. Is it?
I really do have no idea what your gender is. So I guess that, for me, the honest answer is that your gender is in question. But I mean no offence, I'm sure that it's a very nice gender. I'm also fairly confident I'll find out what it is, in the fullness of time biggrin

Is my parentage in question? :shock: Do you know something I don't? lol

21 Nov 2004

Quote by pendant
OK, shutting up Sir. Or Madam. Whatever

Bastard! My gender is not in question. Is it?
I really do have no idea what your gender is. So I guess that, for me, the honest answer is that your gender is in question. But I mean no offence, I'm sure that it's a very nice gender. I'm also fairly confident I'll find out what it is, in the fullness of time biggrin

Is my parentage in question? :shock: Do you know something I don't? lol

Your parentage... you know who your dad is. I apologise. But who's your mum?
As to my gender... have a look at my site. Cosmetic surgery is brill, innit?

21 Nov 2004

Quote by Vix

Is my parentage in question? :shock: Do you know something I don't?

Your parentage... you know who your dad is. I apologise. But who's your mum?
As to my gender... have a look at my site. Cosmetic surgery is brill, innit?
No need to apologise. I think I know who my my parents are... but since I was only a few cells at conception I can't vouch for whose they were, all I know is that my memories from the point after all the projectile vomiting and nappy-wearing bits were over and done with include the same two people I think are my parents now. Of course there's always the possibility that there's some memory-changing technique that's commonly used on kids whose parents aren't the ones they think they are, you know, to calm them down and make them feel happy with their lot, that kind of thing.
MMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nice tits biggrin

Cosmetic surgery? Awwww, now you've gone and confused me again.
I'll get me (tinfoil) hat.

21 Nov 2004

mornin pendant and welcome .summat tells me you will fit in quite well around here biggrin

(ooh err missus)

21 Nov 2004

Hello strange new person. Love your signature.
CQ

21 Nov 2004

Quote by hornyred and dino
mornin pendant and welcome .summat tells me you will fit in quite well around here (ooh err missus)

I will? Oh, that's nice to hear :D
Like the avator, which of you is hornyred and which is dino? :shock: lol

"Sorry, but Ad #169515 does not exist" sad

Quote by celticq
Hello strange new person. Love your signature.
CQ

Have we met? (You've got my number: definitely strange, me. Well, virtually, anyway, unfortunately I'm all too normal in real life :( ).
I haven't caught anyone out with that .sig for a long time now, it was a scream in the early days, when the Net was young, small green furry creatures were real small green furry creatures and I were living in a shoebox off the M25 etc. But then I do tend to lay off the pendantry these days, been petard-hoisted too many times, painful that, learnt my lesson.
:jagsatwork: :sparring: loon

Well, sort of. bolt