hello to you all

28 Oct 2005

hiya, i have just come across this site from google search and was so impressed i new from the start i wanted to join.
with a name like swingers heaven, biggrin

show me the way... wink

i am 34 going 21 and feeling like 55 on bad days, i am a single bi woman who has been through the mill a few times and after finaly realising what i am and what i wanted in life i decided to play the game and meet up with new open minded and mostly happy go lucky people to build up friendships and pos more intermit relations.
i look forward to a fruitfull and exciting time here and will try and behave myself. rolleyes

thanks to you all for reading this, as you probally gather i do like to chat. lol

28 Oct 2005

Quote by norfolkbigirl
. . . . . decided to play the game and meet up with new open minded and mostly happy go lucky people to build up friendships and pos more intermit relations.

You've come to the right place.

Quote by norfolkbigirl
. . . . . . and will try and behave myself.

Don't you fLuckin dare.

Quote by norfolkbigirl
thanks to you all for reading this, as you probally gather i do like to chat.

Welcome to the asylum.

28 Oct 2005

what an informative, and to the point first post. biggrin

you will fit in just nicely.
welcome to the wonderfull world of swinging heaven, and may you have much fun. :twisted:
ps, i'm too tight to buy drinks lol

28 Oct 2005

i am sure i will have fun.. lol

28 Oct 2005

Hiya

and Welcome to SH!

and will try and behave myself.

<<<<not a bloody chance hun biggrin

Dark xx
(not too tight to buy a bifem a drink when she wants one! )

28 Oct 2005

thanks darkfire....
kiss

mines a pint. lol

28 Oct 2005

Quote by Darkfire
Hiya
and Welcome to SH!
and will try and behave myself.

<<<<not a bloody chance hun biggrin

Dark xx
(not too tight to buy a bifem a drink when she wants one! )
So . . . .
You'll only buy a drink if you want a bifem ?????????
bolt

28 Oct 2005

From a fem to a fem welcome to the group hope you have fun
xxxxx

28 Oct 2005

Quote by Joanne-ish
From a fem to a fem welcome to the group hope you have fun
xxxxx

:smile2:
thanks hun
kiss

:rose:

28 Oct 2005

Quote by dambuster
Hiya
and Welcome to SH!
and will try and behave myself.

<<<<not a bloody chance hun biggrin

Dark xx
(not too tight to buy a bifem a drink when she wants one! )
So . . . .
You'll only buy a drink if you want a bifem ?????????
Nah - but if the lady would like a drink who am I to argue? biggrin

I'll buy drinks for anyone if I feel the need......usually feel the need more often with bifems is all ! :twisted:
Pint was it hunny? :cheers:

28 Oct 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
HIya hunni welcome to the Asylum
Have loadsa fun - you wont get the chance to be good
Misbehaviour is somewhat compulsory for us females - we need to corrupt
Steph

i like your style steph, corruption is high on my list of used vocabulary.. lol

so is misbehaving wink

28 Oct 2005

Hi norfolkbigirl
Welcome to swinging heaven...Hope you have loads of fun and find what your seeking over and over again :twisted:
Shaz xxx
<<< bi also btw smile

28 Oct 2005

thanks shaz.. by the way love the pics.
kiss

28 Oct 2005

Quote by norfolkbigirl
thanks shaz.. by the way love the pics.

Your very welcome smile

Shaz xx

28 Oct 2005

Hi norfolkbigirl,
:welcome: to Swinging Heaven.
Enjoy the ride.
Basket Case
Purveyor of beer and wine to open-minded ladies

28 Oct 2005

thanks, you know how to make a woman feel welcome.. lol

so basket case.. rolleyes

why the name.. rolleyes

do you need to warn me about yourself. confused

:

only kidding biggrin

i hope.

28 Oct 2005

Hiya Norfolkbigirl smile

and :welcome: to swingingheaven!
Hope you find what you're looking for ;)
Minx x x

28 Oct 2005

Hello there :welcome: , and we hope you enjoy your stay. The emergency exits are here, here, and here, and they're all locked, so you can never leave :twisted: wink

28 Oct 2005

Quote by MadAtGravity
The emergency exits are here, here, and here, and they're all locked, so you can never leave :twisted:

now there`s a thought............ rolleyes

chains
locks
no doors
sounds like home. lol

28 Oct 2005

Quote by norfolkbigirl
The emergency exits are here, here, and here, and they're all locked, so you can never leave :twisted:

now there`s a thought............ rolleyes

chains
locks
no doors
sounds like home. lol

Sounds like somewhere I'd like to call home :rascal:

28 Oct 2005

home is what you make it,
so treat yourself and buy some chains,locks, invite as many people as you like and nail all the doors up.
wink

home sweet home.
lol

28 Oct 2005

Quote by norfolkbigirl
thanks, you know how to make a woman feel welcome..
so basket case.. why the name..
do you need to warn me about yourself. : :

only kidding i hope.

Having surfed the forum several times before I took the plunge to become a member it just seemed appropriate.
It does help, of course, that I'm certifiably mad...about sex. wink

28 Oct 2005

:welcome: Norfolkbigirl
A very good introduction, and I wish you as much fun and laughter as I have had on here.
Shame you didn't join up a week ago or so, you might have been able to join our social gathering in Norfolk last week (see the link in my signature).
I'm only across in Cambridgeshire just ten minutes from Norfolk border, I'm well hung (not my words, feedback received from members of here wink

) and enjoy a pint.
Regards
Harry Jones
PS I'll let you have a few more days on here before I get bold enough on here to pm you.

28 Oct 2005

your so kind harry,
i like manners. lol

read about your outing... long walk wasn`t it... sad

still i congratulate you on your 1000 mile stone. :happy: :happy: :happy:
hope you have many more.
i was also at the festival, but on tuesday with a few friends... not my cup of tea. rolleyes

to many people there..
would love to be invited out next time pending commitments of work you know.. wink

28 Oct 2005

Quote by HarryJones
:welcome: Norfolkbigirl
A very good introduction, and I wish you as much fun and laughter as I have had on here.
Shame you didn't join up a week ago or so, you might have been able to join our social gathering in Norfolk last week (see the link in my signature).
I'm only across in Cambridgeshire just ten minutes from Norfolk border, I'm well hung (not my words, feedback received from members of here ) and enjoy a pint.
Regards
Harry Jones
PS I'll let you have a few more days on here before I get bold enough on here to pm you.

I agrre with Harry, if you get as many laughs as I have had you will be happy. I have a few of the attributes required.

28 Oct 2005

Quote by norfolkbigirl
your so kind harry,
read about your outing... long walk wasn`t it...
i was also at the festival, but on tuesday with a few friends... not my cup of tea.
to many people there..
would love to be invited out next time pending commitments of work you know..

Thank you norfolkbigirl. It was a horrific walk, I checked it in car the day after and it was precisely six miles, with no pavements and big lorries hammering past me in places, I must have been mad to have even considered it :!: The very heavy shopping and rucksack didn't help either.
Whilst not everyones cup of tea, it was a good excuse to arrange a night out, and it was much quieter in the pub we met at beforehand and afterwards and later on at .....
Of course you are welcome to join us, keep an eye out in the Let's Meet Up section for either anything I arrange or the Norfolk Book Club which also has occasional meets in Norwich. If my brain manages to operate that long, I will invite you personally. lol

Take care
Harry Jones

28 Oct 2005

Quote by norfolkbigirl
i am 34 going 21 and feeling like 55 on bad days, :

I'm 54 and I feel 55 on a bad day too. So I sympathise.
I'm only a part-time member but a welcome from me too.
Mollie

28 Oct 2005

Quote by maidinheaven

i am 34 going 21 and feeling like 55 on bad days, :

I'm 54 and I feel 55 on a bad day too. So I sympathise.
I'm only a part-time member but a welcome from me too.
Mollie
thanks hun kiss

11 Nov 2005

I am fairly new to this as well - but all good as i have had much fun ;-) xxx

11 Nov 2005

That walk must have required some dedication, still you get out what you put in or so I hav ebeen told.