hello...hope this is in the right place...

12 Feb 2004

i am new to all this...swinging, not sex, lol, have to wait and see if i get to try it now !!!!...guess just sticking my name up here and waiting might work...or there again it might not biggrin

a bit about me, 49, 5' 11", brown hair, brown eyes (2), legs arms all the usual stuff, all working...if a little under used !!! fairly average sort of guy really, not bossy, sense of humour, sociable...i wont throw a moody if no one is interested...just curious as much as anything else to see if any thing happens !!!!
i have met a few women of the web for fun and frolics, much to my surprise they all wanted to meet more than once surprised

so i guess i must be doing something right wink

if you want to know more just ask, i'm quite happy to chat as much as anything else...just like people, errmm well women people to be specific, if it leads to more than friends...wahoooo...if not, well you can never have to many friends !!!!!

12 Feb 2004

Hello William and welcome to SH! I hope you have as much fun in the forum.
This is going to be a little confusing as we also have Willxx69 ( kiss

), our forum bard, and generally known as Will. You'll recognise him as he's the one with the over developed sword arm and twitchy rapier. Could this be a meeting of Wills?
Enjoy the forum and get to know us - don't worry about the naked Fred, he's just mislaid his pink fluffy handcuffs for the moment but doubtless they will be back on for when Kat opens the GFZ (Girlie Free Zone - hah!) at the weekend. Sgt Bilko will conduct a security check, but he's quite harmless. He just likes to frisk newcomers.
The ladies of the forum are all, without exception, gorgeous, wonderful and incredibly sexy - as you will find out - but also feisty. I hope you can cope!
Sappho xxx

12 Feb 2004

Welcome to Swinging Heaven William.
The cafe is a place to meet people and join in some banter and debate and the occassional fivolity. If you have not already done so, may I suggest you do yourself an ad and put it in the let's meet section.
I do hope you enjoy your stay!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

12 Feb 2004

Hiya Sappho
Thanks for being my first ;o)))) I hope I have fun as well, here in the forum...and else where, did I mention my natural optimism in the first post ?
As long as Willxx69 has only got a twitchy rapier, wouldn't do to have one with a hair trigger now would it? wink

anyway you cant blame a guy for keeping his tools polished, you never know when you might need them !!!!
I hope I get to know you all, think I might avoid the GFZ, if I wanted to play with anything on offer in there I have one of my own to keep me occupied...but there again, pink fluffy handcuffs are so hard to find...I'll have to ask Willxx69 what sort of polish he uses, I could do with a few more muscles...although finding some one else to do your polishing is so much better, you get a far better shine :P
You make all the ladies sound....soooooo exciting, sure I'll cope, one way or another, you know what they say...where there is a will there is a way lol

!!!!
Catch you soon,
Will xxx

12 Feb 2004

Hello Wilma
Banter, debate and frivolity? have we met? sounds like you know me already !!!!!!!
First i had better apologise, not sure this will appear under your entry redface

...OMG better apologise again, we have only just met and i'm already talking about getting under you, good job my mums not here, she'd probably give me a slap for being rude...again !!!!
Thanks for the tip...<slap, ouch, sorry mum!!!> i'll put an ad in the lets meet section...errmm just have to go and think of something to make me sound irresistible wink

...mmmmm might be gone some time
TTFN
Phil
xxx

12 Feb 2004

hiya phil
welcome to swingingheaven ... so nice to see someone get stuck in so quickly ;)
Have fun in the forum
Lucy :kiss

12 Feb 2004

Hello Will, or is it Phil? dunno

Welcome to the Forum and I hope you have a huge amount of fun. biggrin

It could be confusing having two Wills about the place, but then that could be useful. For a start, you can share some of the flak that gets thrown in my direction! rolleyes

Unless, of course, Jags and Kit are dishing out slaps in which case you will have to wait your turn I am afraid. :happy:
Welcome aboard!

12 Feb 2004

Hiya Will

Phil or Will is fine, both are better than some of the things i have been called :cry: ...both are in my name and i'll answer to most things to be honest
Dont know about confusing having two Wills, think it quite appeals to some women wink

ahh well, i guess sharing your flak is as good a place to start as any...might as well start at the bottom and work my way up, not that i aspire to your position of forum bard...more intrested in the slaps to be honest wink

Will/Phil
or even philly/williy
or possibly willy/philly
ahh the possibilties are endless
surprised

12 Feb 2004

hello Lucy
errmm whatever else I am, I do like to get stuck in...well not exactly stuck, think its more an age thing, takes me a while to get up off me knees these days...still its a good place to stop and admire the view :P
I can see being here is going to stop me from working...what a shame :shock:
sure your having fun anyway...everyone seems nice and friendly biggrin

12 Feb 2004

Working???? :shock:
Oh THAT's what we are supposed to be doing during the day! rolleyes

I always wondered why Kit gave me a hard time for visiting here in the day. lol

I had better be getting back to it myself or the Shropshire goddess herself will be having words with me! Have fun

12 Feb 2004

hehe yeah working...horrible thought, makes me shiver all over every time i hear the word rolleyes

that's the trouble with being a website designer...being online all day everyday makes it so easy to just wander of and get side tracked in pleasant places like this...what with chatting as well...its a wonder i get anything done wink

ho hum, back to the grindstone...even if it is an electronic one confused

12 Feb 2004

Hiya Will/Phil/whil etc biggrin

Welcome to the forums. Have just read your great post in the lets meet up bit.
Heres to loads more fun n frolicks for you :wave2:
Have fun, and enjoy

13 Feb 2004

Hello Phil/Will
Welcome to the Forum. I hope to see you in the GFZ this weekend where we can share a few beers and you can tell us boys all about yourself. Donâ€™t worry about the girls listening because theyâ€™re not allowed in!!!!

13 Feb 2004

Quote by william_will
hello Lucy .............me a while to get up off me knees these days...still its a good place to stop and admire the view :P

knees

???? ... that's where every man should be wink

Lucy

13 Feb 2004

Quote by lucyslovely
knees ???? ... that's where every man should be
Lucy

Give me half a chance Lucy!
Welcome to the forum Will/Phil. As a fellow single male I can assure you I've been made to feel totally welcome.