Helloooo!

28 Feb 2004

I'm Byron, I'm new here and jsut saying a quick hellooo to everyone!

28 Feb 2004

Hello Byron wave

:wave: :wave:
Welcome to the Cafe, and may I say what a fine name. I'm sure Will will ( are we allowed to say Will will ? :shock: ) approve.
Feel free to join in and enjoy yourself. Nobody here bites (well not too much) though some of the Scottish "ladies" do have a nasty slap !!!

28 Feb 2004

Hello Byron and welcome to SH!
I see you've met the Sarge - I hope he was gentle when he frisked you? Come on in and enjoy! You didn't have anything else planned to do with your life did you - this place tends to draw people in and keep them!
Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx

28 Feb 2004

Well, M'lord Byron - welcome aboard. wave

Us re-incarnated poets need to stick together.
It was Byron who was originally described as "Mad, bad and dangerous to know." - by Lady Caroline Lamb, I think (am I right Sappho?). With that reputation you are bound to appeal to the ladies in here.
evil

No Sappho, darling. You are not up to it this weekend. Have another cocoa! :therethere:.
Have fun m'lord, we shall look forward to your posts with interest.

28 Feb 2004

Hello and Welcome Byron.
Come on in the water is luverrrly!!! Look forward to hearing more from you.
Love
Wilma
x x x x

28 Feb 2004

Hiya Byron,
Welcome to the Forum, and be careful, some of the Scottish Ladies have nasty bites as well, Right Said Fred??
So, are you going to be another to regale the ladies with poetry? They do like it - when done well! wink

lhk
Kat

28 Feb 2004

Shall I compare thee to a summers day? biggrin

28 Feb 2004

Hi Byron.
Welcome to SH.
I see you've not met some of the extravagant lot yet, never mind we are all harmless.
TS

28 Feb 2004

Quote by byron, impersonating Will
Shall I compare thee to a summers day?

Oi! I think you'll find that's my line! evil

Bloody cheek! rolleyes

28 Feb 2004

Hi Byron

Another poet? :shock:

28 Feb 2004

Quote by willxx69
Shall I compare thee to a summers day?

Oi! I think you'll find that's my line! evil

Bloody cheek! rolleyes

28 Feb 2004

Quote by willxx69
Shall I compare thee to a summers day?

Oi! I think you'll find that's my line! evil

Bloody cheek! rolleyes

Yeah, but you die before the Copyright Acts are brought in!
Hang on, so did I... :shock: Bugger! lol

28 Feb 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Shall I compare thee to a summers day?

Oi! I think you'll find that's my line! evil

Bloody cheek! rolleyes

Just had a complaint from a felow called Marlowe: reckons he's gonna 'have ' Will when he sees him next for pinching his stuff. He reckons he's been waiting nearly 400 years.
Know anything about this Will? Better polish the old rapier again, just in case. I've said I'll second, as usual, he's bringing some bloke called Bacon..
(must be his butty)
A

28 Feb 2004

Articifer.... you elizabethan wag you...
Gman

28 Feb 2004

Will, I know how you feel - how do you think Shelley will react when he finds out I slept with both his sister AND his mother? :shock:

28 Feb 2004

Welcome byron...
Now... Where is Shelly today? ;)

28 Feb 2004

Quote by byron
Will, I know how you feel - how do you think Shelley will react when he finds out I slept with both his sister AND his mother? :shock:

How do Byron, Village Idiot here, just saying hello and welcome...can't help thinking, if Shelley is the same as he was when he used to be on TV, he'll probably go down the pub and come out with some witty one liners. I used to like that programme....What happened to old Hywel Bennet anyway?

28 Feb 2004

Hello Byron
Firstly let me say that Art is far far far from the village idiot! He is a lovely man.
Secondly let me welcome you to the forum. Jin in and have fun!
Big hugs,
Alex x x x

28 Feb 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
some of the Scottish "ladies" do have a nasty slap !!!

My slap isn't nasty - far from it.. my slap is loving, caring and done purely in the interest of correction!!! lol

:lol: :lol:

29 Feb 2004

MARLOWE????
duel

Is that waster back? FFS! (ooops, sorry - that's not very poetic!). Well quite frankly it serves him right for hanging out in dodgy bars in Deptford. Not that Southwark was exactly salubrious - some things never change!
Will
PS - I have logged in as myself because I suddenly realised that I was adding to SAPPHO's post count. Cunning vixen!! (thankfully :twisted:!)

29 Feb 2004

Good day, Byron, for tis well met in this place !
Partake a while and imbibe the jolity and madness of the fellows here within !
{nope, no good, can't keep that up}
Have a good laugh, join us for a beer in the GFZ and make yourself at home !
Carpathian

29 Feb 2004

Quote by artificer
Will, I know how you feel - how do you think Shelley will react when he finds out I slept with both his sister AND his mother? :shock:

How do Byron, Village Idiot here, just saying hello and welcome...can't help thinking, if Shelley is the same as he was when he used to be on TV, he'll probably go down the pub and come out with some witty one liners. I used to like that programme....What happened to old Hywel Bennet anyway?
Artificer, I may have to compete with you for the title of village idiot!
Thanks to everyone who welcomed me! 8)

29 Feb 2004

Oh goodie.... a village idiot contest!!!
starts to think of the various tasks that they could undertake!!!!
Gman

29 Feb 2004

Surely just applying for the job is qulification in itself? lol

29 Feb 2004

Maybe we could have village idiot Scotland and village idiot England, and both are as idiotic as the other ,,, otherwise the old rivalry could lead to Will getting his rapier out again!!!
just a thought
Gman
any volunteers for village idiot Wales?

29 Feb 2004

IDIOTS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!