We ( the mids room )were just wondering what the situation is re Hell's broken Penis?
For those that don't know he ws recently attacked by his pet cat and suffered a nasty injury! It was all quite innocent and the aforementioned penis was only dangling about inintentionally when the cat saw an opportunity to pounce.
Now , with the big wedding day approaching on Saturday we are all deeply concerned.
Will it be recovered from the cat-savaging in time for the wedding and subsequent nuptials? Will it be the only thing weeping at the ceremony? Any volunteers to kiss it better?
All the best for a great wedding day to both Heaven and Hell , we luvs ya xxxxxxxx
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Hell''s Penis ?
Sex God
we want to know what really happened...cat did it....lol
Sex God
Quote by daredevil-32
is the cat ok ???????
Quote by deancannock
i heard its gettin better...just all scabby now...
so if any scratchings at wedding buffett..might do well to avoid them....
Sex God
we did move on to hell 1960 inspired nursery rhymes,
i found this, havent edited it at all it seemed appropriate
'a cat came fiddling'
A cat came fiddling out of a barn,
With a pair of BOLLOCKS under her arm.
She could sing nothing but fiddle dee dee,
The mouse has married the bumblebee.
Pipe, cat; dance, mouse;
We'll have a wedding at our good house.
i found this, havent edited it at all it seemed appropriate
'a cat came fiddling'
A cat came fiddling out of a barn,
With a pair of BOLLOCKS under her arm.
She could sing nothing but fiddle dee dee,
The mouse has married the bumblebee.
Pipe, cat; dance, mouse;
We'll have a wedding at our good house.
Orgasminator
Quote by markz:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
never force feed a cat..............
coffee monitor moment
