Okay...
BIoke is in a hotel room and a bit bored. What could he do to amuse himself?
(Points for the most imaginative use of a hotel room please!)
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Thanks splendid... and you could eat it! Yum... yum! 
How bizarre.. I was gonna post a similar thread after dinner :high-smile:
OK to set the scene here... I'm in Cork city centre, it's a really nice hotel, the staff are even nicer, if I change my profile settings it tells me I'm 3000ish miles from all of you (and I know the Irish Sea isn't that big!) I'm here all week, brucie isn't with me... yet! First time here and have brought my gym kit and have every evening free.
What now?
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How bizarre.. I was gonna post a similar thread after dinner :high-smile:
OK to set the scene here... I'm in Cork city centre, it's a really nice hotel, the staff are even nicer, if I change my profile settings it tells me I'm 3000ish miles from all of you (and I know the Irish Sea isn't that big!) I'm here all week, brucie isn't with me... yet! First time here and have brought my gym kit and have every evening free.
What now?
:twisted:
Sex God
Quote by flower411
Brucie`s in the room next door with three nubile blonds ....just knock on the door, get rid of the blonds and shag Brucie
We are talking about THE Bloke and not just some Bloke aren`t we ??
Oh, Bloke would need his hotel room to be in some flung country though :giggle:
Quote by Bluefish2009
Oh, Bloke would need his hotel room to be in some flung country though :giggle:
Hey, it says Cork is 3000+ miles away.. I am!
Is brucie here too then? If so, I want him dressed as said nubile blond and in my room when I get back from dinner. There's some nice totty about actually but not sure they do that kinda thing here - is it legal? :twisted: Is it minimalist or faded glory?
If the latter, he could dress up in the soft furnishings - you know - lampshades for hats, curtains for robes, that sort of thing - and act out scenes from favourite musicals ...
I know I would! :cool:
(Did, Istanbul, 1999, though admittedly I wasn't alone, or does that make it worse?)
If the latter, he could dress up in the soft furnishings - you know - lampshades for hats, curtains for robes, that sort of thing - and act out scenes from favourite musicals ...
I know I would! :cool:
(Did, Istanbul, 1999, though admittedly I wasn't alone, or does that make it worse?)
Sex God
Quote by TheLovelyOne
Is it minimalist or faded glory?
If the latter, he could dress up in the soft furnishings - you know - lampshades for hats, curtains for robes, that sort of thing - and act out scenes from favourite musicals ...
I know I would! :cool:
(Did, Istanbul, 1999, though admittedly I wasn't alone, or does that make it worse?)
Oh Loveliest... please come to the Wigan Munch! Bloke and I are having pre-Munch dancing lessons complete with lethal cocktails and disco music in our room! I'm sure we could get some showtunes on the iPod and do some Broadway numbers! :giggle:
Quote by noladreams
Is it minimalist or faded glory?
If the latter, he could dress up in the soft furnishings - you know - lampshades for hats, curtains for robes, that sort of thing - and act out scenes from favourite musicals ...
I know I would! :cool:
(Did, Istanbul, 1999, though admittedly I wasn't alone, or does that make it worse?)
Oh Loveliest... please come to the Wigan Munch! Bloke and I are having pre-Munch dancing lessons complete with lethal cocktails and disco music in our room! I'm sure we could get some showtunes on the iPod and do some Broadway numbers! :giggle:
:giggle: I knew I loved you!
Sex God
BIoke could always become BIanksy and adorn the (no doubt stylishly cream painted) walls with scenes from his 'other' life. THEN order room service. 
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Sex God
Quote by BIoke
I don't have a blindfold but I do have a brown paper bag
I'm sure you'll look lovely in it! :lol2:
Only teasing
Sex God
Quote by BIoke
I don't have a blindfold but I do have a brown paper bag
I'm sure you'll look lovely in it! :lol2:
Only teasing
Oi get to bed and ask him to get his tinkle out .. :kiss:
OI! When I'm in bed I have my tinkle out ......
If I didn't how the hell would I get 'room service'? :P
:giggle:
Sex God
Hey I've managed to find a recent pic of BIoke......
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Sex God
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