Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login

Help me

last reply
16 replies
978 views
3 watchers
0 likes
I started the week with Rachel-Lane staying over, but as the week goes by she's slowly turning into Leprecaun.
What the fuck is going on here?
I need rescuing from thisMAN
Help me!!!!!!
ok someone quick rescue me, while shes in the garden hanging the washing out.
get me away from this woman! when she said she was kidnapping me, i didnt think she bloody ment it and shes trying to turn me into a bloke :shock:
please help get me out of here, or just bring me massive amounts of vodka, clothes, viagra, chocolate milk, radox, oh and a gun :P
dont leave me here pleeaaasseeee!
x desperate x
Quote by Libra+Love
I started the week with Rachel-Lane staying over, but as the week goes by she's slowly turning into Leprecaun.
...

Just so long as by the end of the week you're not left with Shrek! wink
Quote by rogerthedragon
I started the week with Rachel-Lane staying over, but as the week goes by she's slowly turning into Leprecaun.
...

Just so long as by the end of the week you're not left with Shrek! wink
take a look at da69ve, its when i start looking that, that the shit will hit the fan.
Quote by rachel-lane
I started the week with Rachel-Lane staying over, but as the week goes by she's slowly turning into Leprecaun.
...

Just so long as by the end of the week you're not left with Shrek! wink
take a look at da69ve, its when i start looking that, that the shit will hit the fan.
Any time you want to borrow my muzzle just ask!
what the feck do u mean rach is turning in to leprechaun i am the 1 and only leprechaun
all others a imataions sold as souvenir by the big ppl to make money and non of them look like us
What a 3some laney love and da69ve
yipeee
Quote by Libra+Love
I started the week with Rachel-Lane staying over, but as the week goes by she's slowly turning into Leprecaun.
What the fuck is going on here?
I need rescuing from this MAN
Help me!!!!!!

PMSL! MAN?? Now yr in trouble!
Keys in hand hun, car full of petrol, bag of supplies ready for Rache BUT the big question is, who needs rescuing more?! rolleyes lol
HHmmmm.......think I'll just kidnap the both of you and run away to the SH Commune :bounce: :cheers:
xxxxxxxxx
Quote by SXBOY
What a 3some laney love and da69ve
yipeee

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by da69ve
What a 3some laney love and da69ve
yipeee

:shock: :shock: :shock:
ITS THAT OR A REGULAR THREAD ' COOKING THE CANIBAL WAY'
Quote by leprechaun
what the feck do u mean rach is turning in to leprechaun i am the 1 and only leprechaun
all others a imataions sold as souvenir by the big ppl to make money and non of them look like us

She's doing a damn good impersonation of you, I tells ya 'tis you, not JucyLucy who's got the twin :shock:
Quote by GenHertsCpl
PMSL! MAN?? Now yr in trouble!
Keys in hand hun, car full of petrol, bag of supplies ready for Rache BUT the big question is, who needs rescuing more?! rolleyes lol
HHmmmm.......think I'll just kidnap the both of you and run away to the SH Commune :bounce: :cheers:
xxxxxxxxx

We're waiting for you....nude sun-bathing in the back garden....see you there :twisted:
well fat fuckin use you lot are eh rolleyes
kidnapped for 6 days and not one rescue attempt, or supply drop off.
no clothes, no booze, no screachin get away car, no chinese take away, no radox, no nothing!.
why you ouwta be ashamed of yourselves
but i made it through, NO THANKS TO Ya FOOKERS lol
i sneeked out and made a run for it, and 6 hours later im back behind my own pc wink
Quote by rachel-lane
well fat fuckin use you lot are eh rolleyes
kidnapped for 6 days and not one rescue attempt, or supply drop off.
no clothes, no booze, no screachin get away car, no chinese take away, no radox, no nothing!.
why you ouwta be ashamed of yourselves
but i made it through, NO THANKS TO Ya FOOKERS lol
i sneeked out and made a run for it, and 6 hours later im back behind my own pc wink

That's flippin' rich - the pair of you know I live not far away, Libra has my phone number - and I could have been over there within a few hours ( once I could fuck the job off ), and whadda ya give me? Sweet F.A., it's enuff to give me the huff mad
Quote by smokerjim
That's flippin' rich - the pair of you know I live not far away, Libra has my phone number - and I could have been over there within a few hours ( once I could fuck the job off ), and whadda ya give me? Sweet F.A., it's enuff to give me the huff mad

Hunny dont take it personally. I think they are all talk. They were probably sat in tweed doing their knitting, drinking homemade lemonade, smell of apple pie wafting into the garden....mmm lovely. WHO NEEDS A MAN? dunno
Quote by SunBunny

That's flippin' rich - the pair of you know I live not far away, Libra has my phone number - and I could have been over there within a few hours ( once I could fuck the job off ), and whadda ya give me? Sweet F.A., it's enuff to give me the huff mad

Hunny dont take it personally. I think they are all talk. They were probably sat in tweed doing their knitting, drinking homemade lemonade, smell of apple pie wafting into the garden....mmm lovely. WHO NEEDS A MAN? dunno
Oh dearie me - I forgot to put any lol's or "only joking" in at the bottom :doh: redface> Rachel, and Libra - consider it done NOW! Thanks SunBunny.
* smokerjim hangs his head in a para-Catholic guilt trip and sidles off to the sidelines, hoping no one sees him*
Quote by smokerjim
* smokerjim hangs his head in a para-Catholic guilt trip and sidles off to the sidelines, hoping no one sees him*

I did . :shock: wink lol
*runs off to see if he can find Venus+Mars, so he can get some camoflage paint before the paintball event in August*lol