right fellow swinging heaven members..i need help and i need it fast
i got a bet with a young lady who goes by the name of marya..
that i will be having my wicked way,with her in the first hour of getting in to her house on saturday...
i been given the large saying "one hour i can do that" bah bah and more bah
the thing is im gagging... but i soooooooo need to win this bet..
please i can not shag her,i must not,,,, any tips please.. pretty please with cherrys on the top
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HELP me please..not to have sex for a whole hour
Sex God
Simple, Just get her to wear an Ann Widdicombe mask....
I guarantee you wouldn't touch her with anyone elses, never mind your own if she is.
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I guarantee you wouldn't touch her with anyone elses, never mind your own if she is.
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right fellow swinging heaven members..i need help and i need it fast
i got a bet with a young lady who goes by the name of marya..
that i will be having my wicked way,with her in the first hour of getting in to her house on saturday...
i been given the large saying "one hour i can do that" bah bah and more bah
the thing is im gagging... but i soooooooo need to win this bet..
please i can not shag her,i must not,,,, any tips please.. pretty please with cherrys on the top
If you had added " the thing is i'm gagging for her" I would have been more sympathetic but as you are just "gagging"
Marya hold out Hun, my vote is with you 
Sex God
Get pissed!
Sex God
get a mate to kick yer bollox in before you go to her house :kick: ,
i love that emoticon !!
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i love that emoticon !!
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Simple, Just get her to wear an Ann Widdicombe mask....
I guarantee you wouldn't touch her with anyone elses, never mind your own if she is.
Depends how gagging he is - if the mrs is too tired ( common complaint of late ) then give me a week or two of that and I'd seriously start considering Ms. Widdecombe
Hmmmm I see! Like that is it?
Firstly, my apprecation and thanks goes to Lilacgem for supporting me in this crucial and emotional time.
Secondly, why are you helping him, you lot???? I haven't had a shag for 2 weeks ffs!!! Blummin men, you always stick up for each other!
Last but not least - kinkyluton
You are SO gonna get it on Saturday! Especially as you haven't even told them what the prize is!
I have no doubts in my mind that i will win this bet. It's a done deal, sure thing, i'm on promise whether he knows it or not. i have one or two tricks up my sleeve* should he decide to be stubborn but I know his weak spots and I will use them to my advantage :twisted:
I don't think you will require an update after Saturday, will you? I am on a winning streak. I won £15 on the dogs t'other week
* for "sleeve" read "skirt".
Firstly, my apprecation and thanks goes to Lilacgem for supporting me in this crucial and emotional time.
Secondly, why are you helping him, you lot???? I haven't had a shag for 2 weeks ffs!!! Blummin men, you always stick up for each other!
Last but not least - kinkyluton
You are SO gonna get it on Saturday! Especially as you haven't even told them what the prize is!I have no doubts in my mind that i will win this bet. It's a done deal, sure thing, i'm on promise whether he knows it or not. i have one or two tricks up my sleeve* should he decide to be stubborn but I know his weak spots and I will use them to my advantage :twisted:
I don't think you will require an update after Saturday, will you? I am on a winning streak. I won £15 on the dogs t'other week
* for "sleeve" read "skirt".
Sexlightened
LIe back in all your glory and see if she can resist you!
OK, what's the bet? I am confused. You have bet her she'll get jiggy with you within the hour of arriving, and she says it'll take longer? Or... Marya says it'll be within the hour and you say it'll take longer?
It sounds to me like that is what you're both saying.
FFS I expect it to be within the minute you set eyes on eachother again, or I think this relationship is doomed.
It sounds to me like that is what you're both saying.
FFS I expect it to be within the minute you set eyes on eachother again, or I think this relationship is doomed.
Got a plan.....
Use a stunt double......
I go in..... make pleasantries.... a few minutes later...I buckle under the pressure and get jiggy with her......about 2 hours later....I say...I'm just popping to the loo
Thats when the cunning switch is made
You come back from the loo....fully refreshed, ready for more shagging! Being fresh you will be well up for it and she will be amazed and impressed with your staying power too!!!!
Everyones a winner...um except Marya who lost her bet... but she gets an amazing shag so isn't really a loser
Brilliant
Use a stunt double......
I go in..... make pleasantries.... a few minutes later...I buckle under the pressure and get jiggy with her......about 2 hours later....I say...I'm just popping to the loo
Thats when the cunning switch is made
You come back from the loo....fully refreshed, ready for more shagging! Being fresh you will be well up for it and she will be amazed and impressed with your staying power too!!!!
Everyones a winner...um except Marya who lost her bet... but she gets an amazing shag so isn't really a loser
Brilliant
Sex God
"Spank the monkey" before she comes round a-la There's Something About Mary.
Marya, IT'S NOT HAIR GEL!!!!!!
Marya, IT'S NOT HAIR GEL!!!!!!
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"Spank the monkey" before she comes round a-la There's Something About Mary.
Marya, IT'S NOT HAIR GEL!!!!!!
I wish you'd told me that a couple of weeks ago!
It's not eye drops either, is it??? 
dont bring this up again girlfriend of mine...
you moved..its not my fauit u got a small mouth is it
