help me win the lottery.

22 Oct 2005

Just a saturday night thing.... you know, to make things interesting.
I am going down the shop in a bit, to stock up on fags and booze. So while I am down there i will do something I hardly ever do... buy a lottery ticket.
But i always dither over the numbers... when i can be arsed to buy one. So, this is where i reckon I can blame you lot if I lose, OR send you a postcard when i win miwwions (tm delboy)...
First 6 replies to this thread, with numbers betwixt 1 and 49... and i will buy a ticket with those numbers on.... and we can all get excited when Dale Winton ( is he still doing the lottery draw????) dunno

draws out the numbers.... then spend the evening on the forum getting t pissed with the booze i bought at the shop. biggrin

:beer: :cheers:

22 Oct 2005

23
want a cut if you win

22 Oct 2005

24.7
Does it have to be a whole number? Never played the lottery. Not a gamberling man you see confused

22 Oct 2005

7
actually dont pick 7, pick 8,20,22,30,32,39 cos im feeling lucky
dam having to type extra.
i want a good percentage.

22 Oct 2005

38............. and large drinks all round when you collect the winnings smile

22 Oct 2005

6

but don't blame me if it don't come out biggrin

22 Oct 2005

9 - my lucky number, but expect something nicer than chips if you win!!
wink

22 Oct 2005

17...
It's not one of my numbers so by giving it to you I'm doubling the chance of someone I know winning. Or something. Hmm, more wine. smile

Fingers crossed!

22 Oct 2005

I was going to say 69 then saw the numbers only go up to 50 sad

:(
Unfortunately Eager Logic only half works here insofar as if you turn the numbers upside down you still get 69 and I've forgotten the rest of the equation redface

ops: :oops:
If it was an SH Lottery there'd be a number 69 :grin: :grin: bolt

22 Oct 2005

OK, I have my numbers...
6 , 7 , 9, 17, 23 and 38
Of course I shall be sharing equally with you all if I win... you'll equally get fuck all.... :lol2:
before i bolt

to somewhere sunny...
back soon!
Of course if i do win, I don't reckon my identity will be kept secret for very long :shock: ( though I'd be so filthy stinking rich I wont care lol

)

22 Oct 2005

just to prove it....

if you click on the ticket i think it takes you to a a larger, easier to read, version.

22 Oct 2005

What have you guys done.... Supply postie with numbers.... you do realise that if he wins he will never miss another munch ever again.....
Mind you i think we know who will buy all the drinks at any gathering ever again...... lol
sean xxxxxxxxxxx

22 Oct 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
What have you guys done.... Supply postie with numbers.... you do realise that if he wins he will never miss another munch ever again.....
Mind you i think we know who will buy all the drinks at any gathering ever again...... lol
sean xxxxxxxxxxx

I have plans for my winnings.... :twisted: though i reckon I could front up an unlimited bar tab... biggrin

have the numbers been drawn yet? Can someone post them here when they are drawn...??? The TV is downstairs and I can't be arsed to interupt the Ex's crap TV night to say I have a quid on the lottery.... she'd kill me.

22 Oct 2005

Won't be drawn for about 20 mins yet, programme only just started smile

22 Oct 2005

18,20,22,30,32,39,,,03 :cry:

22 Oct 2005

Oooops................ innocent

22 Oct 2005

Quote by red_931
18,20,22,30,32,39,,,03 :cry:

Not a single number?? I've been swizzed... bloody hopeless you lot... I ask you to pick me 6 winning numbers, and what do I get.... bugger all... mad

I was really looking forward to buying everyone drinks for the whole night at the next 20 munches too....

22 Oct 2005

Sorry

22 Oct 2005

Quote by red_931
Sorry

s'ok Ms 931, isn't your fault.... but that Dale Winton is going to get such an earful next time i see him.... :fuckinghell:

22 Oct 2005

Well i gather you didn't win then?

22 Oct 2005

Quote by da69ve
Well i gather you didn't win then?

nope, the buggers drew out all the wrong balls by mistake.....idiots! Guess I'll not be telling the gaffer on monday where to stick it...

22 Oct 2005

Quote by postie
18,20,22,30,32,39,,,03 :cry:

Not a single number?? I've been swizzed... bloody hopeless you lot... I ask you to pick me 6 winning numbers, and what do I get.... bugger all... mad

I was really looking forward to buying everyone drinks for the whole night at the next 20 munches too....
Shame.......I was going to give you those numbers but changed my mind at the last minute!
:sad: :sad: :sad:

22 Oct 2005

Quote by postie
Well i gather you didn't win then?

nope, the buggers drew out all the wrong balls by mistake.....idiots! Guess I'll not be telling the gaffer on monday where to stick it...
tell me about it.......what i would love to say to my manager if i won!!

22 Oct 2005

Greetings Postie
You have started something now those numbers are embosed on your mind for ever.
You didnt win today but imagine not doing the lottery next wednesday or saturday or next year,10 years, 20 years what if they came in.??????
mmm gots u thinking this could be the road to the gambling abyss, it starts with a lotttery ticket,then scratch card, then bookmakers,then flying to Las Vegas for a betting holiday,online poker, , two snails racing in ur back garden and betting with your neighbour what snail will win !!!! sad

This is how it all starts with one lottery ticket oooooooo the pain u could suffer.
Seek help now its the first sign of
ps
I know a good counsellor by the way lol

22 Oct 2005

Quote by da69ve
Well i gather you didn't win then?

nope, the buggers drew out all the wrong balls by mistake.....idiots! Guess I'll not be telling the gaffer on monday where to stick it...
tell me about it.......what i would love to say to my manager if i won!!
starting with D2D's??? lol

(sorry an "in" postal joke)

22 Oct 2005

Quote by lancyuk
7
actually dont pick 7, pick 8,20,22,30,32,39 cos im feeling lucky

sorry you all missed my good guess......look at the top of the thread and i predicted the numbers 7 minutes before the draw.
lol

22 Oct 2005

Quote by lancyuk
7
actually dont pick 7, pick 8,20,22,30,32,39 cos im feeling lucky
dam having to type extra.
i want a good percentage.

:doh:
why didn't i take your advice...... i coulda been rich!
buggeration...

22 Oct 2005

Quote by postie
Well i gather you didn't win then?

nope, the buggers drew out all the wrong balls by mistake.....idiots! Guess I'll not be telling the gaffer on monday where to stick it...
tell me about it.......what i would love to say to my manager if i won!!
starting with D2D's??? lol

(sorry an "in" postal joke)
Oh yes D2D's.........in fact i have a few customers on my delivery who i would like to dump a load of that on their lawn......by the truck load!! :lol: