I've been trying to liven up my ad with some photos...but they're too big...the photos that is.
Can someone tell me how I can 'reduce' them so that I can post them onto my ad....sorry its such a boring question
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Help....damson in distress!
Sex God
You'll need a graphics editing program of some sort. You can reduce the size in pixels, or save it as a different format. JPG would be a good choice, and there should be an option for changing the quality.
Or you could send it to one of a seemingly infinite number of volunteers who would be happy to do it for you.
The FAQ page needs a section on reducing picture size.
Or you could send it to one of a seemingly infinite number of volunteers who would be happy to do it for you.
The FAQ page needs a section on reducing picture size.
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Got a sweat on when I saw the title of this thread....
awwwww Fred, have you baked a pie recently hun :confused2:
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Dawn owes me a favour anyway
I do :confused2: Hmmmmmm I can't remember what it could be.......I have promised not to kill any more grass if thats what it was
:lol: :lol: Dawn :silly: :love: :love: :love: xxxx
Sex God
Hello Clare 
If you want my advice (.....and I have no idea why you would
), take Dawn up on her offer. It is probably safer to let one of the girlies edit the pic for you.
Failing that, I do know that Fred is entirely trustworthy.
Bloody hell!!! :eeek: Did I say that last sentence out loud? :shock:
Sorry - I'll have to go and have another lie down now.
I need to conserve my energy for the Burns Night thrash tonight! :beer:
If you want my advice (.....and I have no idea why you would
), take Dawn up on her offer. It is probably safer to let one of the girlies edit the pic for you. Failing that, I do know that Fred is entirely trustworthy.
Bloody hell!!! :eeek: Did I say that last sentence out loud? :shock:
Sorry - I'll have to go and have another lie down now.
I need to conserve my energy for the Burns Night thrash tonight! :beer: Will - Burn's Night was two days ago... typical English folk celebrating a national event late. Imagine if we all celebrated Christmas, or Halloween or (god forbid) Hogmanay two days late - no real need for calendars anymore. There'd be an uprising in calendar factories all over.
On another note - has NO-ONE noticed that the thread name is 'damson' in distress?? I can't figure out how a plum is distressed, unless in danger of being made into jam. Is it me????
:lol:
On another note - has NO-ONE noticed that the thread name is 'damson' in distress?? I can't figure out how a plum is distressed, unless in danger of being made into jam. Is it me????
:lol: Sex God
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Will - Burn's Night was two days ago... typical English folk celebrating a national event late. Imagine if we all celebrated Christmas, or Halloween or (god forbid) Hogmanay two days late - no real need for calendars anymore. There'd be an uprising in calendar factories all over.
Jags, I know Burns Night is January 25th. It's just that my father meets with a (large) group of friends on the fourth Tuesday of most months. The January meeting is always close enough to Burns Night to provide an excuse! I (and several dozen others) tag along as 'guests'. We may be English, and probably slightly loopy, but we will be there in numbers (about 80, I think :shock
, complete with piper to celebrate the bard.After all, us bards must stick together!
By the way - please be gentle with me tomorrow morning. I shall be somewhat fatigued and in need of medication (Sappho, are you there?).
Will
Thinks : How on earth can Burns Night be a NATIONAL event? Burns wasn't English was he?
Thinks : How on earth can Burns Night be a NATIONAL event? Burns wasn't English was he?
Are you suggesting that Scotland isn't a nation Will??????
:x Just as St George's Day is a national event for England (but WTF celebrates that one?) then Burn's Day is a national event for Scotland, and one celebrated internationally too.I think you are just fishing for a Jags special SLAP - I know how you love them so - just a little flush to the cheeks????
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On another note - has NO-ONE noticed that the thread name is 'damson' in distress?? I can't figure out how a plum is distressed, unless in danger of being made into jam. Is it me????
I DID Jags - hence the reason I got a sweat on!
I'll come clean - someone dared me to pick Damsons in the garden naked and in daylight! I had to take pics to prove it and Dawn knows I completed the dare!
ops: And before you ask - NOPE - not gonna prove it to any of you! :shock:
Oh - and Dawn marks her territory wherever she goes - so if she visits you and the neighbour says his alloys are corroding - you know who it was!
Will - you need to lay down - been fighting a lot lately? The man is punch drunk! - Trustworthy - me?
Clare, if not already sorted email the pics to me at and I'll do them for you. xxxxxx
Fred
Sex God
Quote by Jags
Thinks : How on earth can Burns Night be a NATIONAL event? Burns wasn't English was he?
Are you suggesting that Scotland isn't a nation Will??????
:x Just as St George's Day is a national event for England (but WTF celebrates that one?) then Burn's Day is a national event for Scotland, and one celebrated internationally too.I think you are just fishing for a Jags special SLAP - I know how you love them so - just a little flush to the cheeks????
:rotflmao:Yep!! Knew that would set you off. Glad you didn't let me down - but then, I never thought you would.
Only teasing. Scotland is a lovely little outpost of Britain.Why am I being so inflammatory suddenly? Ducks and runs for cover.
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I'll come clean - someone dared me to pick Damsons in the garden naked and in daylight! I had to take pics to prove it and Dawn knows I completed the dare!
*giggles*Oh don't I just :happy:
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Oh - and Dawn marks her territory wherever she goes
but if we have any more comments like this then I'm sure I have the evidence somewhere
:lol: :lol: :lol:Dawn :silly: xxxxxxx
Fred -I SO WANT those pictures.. I'd pay money if it wasn't banned on SH, so I think you should offer them as freebies for mods!!! Mmmmmmmm
Will - you are a bad man (cue Dick Emery)...but I like you!
Rocky - nope, no haggis, tattie or neeps - hate the stuff. Just had plenty of the old water of life, rather too much if I recall.
Bass - think Fred saw the error but went cryptic on us all - see above.
AND NOT A SNOG FROM ANYONE....damnit.
x xx
Will - you are a bad man (cue Dick Emery)...but I like you!
Rocky - nope, no haggis, tattie or neeps - hate the stuff. Just had plenty of the old water of life, rather too much if I recall.
Bass - think Fred saw the error but went cryptic on us all - see above.
AND NOT A SNOG FROM ANYONE....damnit.
x xx
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but if we have any more comments like this then I'm sure I have the evidence somewhere
No no no no no!
You win.....
I promise not to tell any more people that you pee on the grass outside peoples houses and that it is only nerves that makes you do it....
OK?
Phew! Think I averted a disaster there!
Fred
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I promise not to tell any more people that you pee on the grass outside peoples houses and that it is only nerves that makes you do it....
Fred for goodness sake, you promised not to tell and it was only the once. I never deserved that
I made no comment as to the state of your 'damsons', juicy, ripe or mouldy
:x :x :x :x Dawn :silly:
Sex God
Fred, time to change feet again! :doh:
Passes the hard-hat, yellow pages and codpiece back to Fred - and gives him a beer :cheers:
There you go, my friend. Your need is greater than mine.
Will he NEVER learn?
Note to self. Don't let Dawn near the cricket square! :shock:
Passes the hard-hat, yellow pages and codpiece back to Fred - and gives him a beer :cheers:
There you go, my friend. Your need is greater than mine.
Will he NEVER learn?
Note to self. Don't let Dawn near the cricket square! :shock:
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Into watersports then Dawn...????? AND outdoor fun
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So are you - or arn't you Dawn..............
I did reply that I wasn't into that but............
The question was, watersports AND outdoor fun......I do my watersports INdoors, so my sweetness, darling, hunny bun, watch I don't have
Quote by FredFlintstoneon your carpet next time I'm over
nissy pickers
:lol: :lol: :lol:Dawn :silly:
