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Quote by Debbiewebs
Mr Debs, you have my deepest sympathy (and admiration)
Think something stronger than beer is needed, suprised you've lasted this long
(don't tell debs about this post, at least until i've left the country)
Debs!!!! Have you seen this!
that ought to save me the cost of a pint at the Midlands Munch :twisted: :twisted:
Shut Up Gobshite, i have no desire to die :sparring: and if i do i still coming back to haunt you and claim my pint
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Of course you have a deathwish - why would you type what you did - other than suicide? And I don't even know if there is life after death - but I reckon I'll find out 5 minutes after Debs reads this thread!!!! 
oke:now now boys !!!! carmmmmmm!
............. your going to die!!!!!!!!!
not becuse what you said to MR DEBS............ about me!.............
But Never Never never call my best mate Jim GOBSHIT!!
Infact you will not have just me on your hands for calling him that you will have
smokey muff too..............
.and the 2 of us women will eat you a live...........
to the state that you wouldent no weather you where cumming or going!!!!
:evil: :evil:BTW Meat, did I forget to mention as we were having our hi-jack, I got a phone call from Debbie? Dearie me, must have slipped my mind
:flipa: :flipa: :flipa: BTW Debs, could you let me know just how much he begs for mercy, please?
:kiss: Quote by meat2pleaseu
Mr Debs, you have my deepest sympathy (and admiration
Think something stronger than beer is needed, suprised you've lasted this long
(don't tell debs about this post, at least until i've left the country
Debs!!!! Have you seen this!
that ought to save me the cost of a pint at the Midlands Munch :twisted: :twisted:
Shut Up Gobshite, i have no desire to die :sparring: and if i do i still coming back to haunt you and claim my pint
I no i do not come into this café very offten ...........but i do read the threads now and then!
And i have to say i am shocked by your word of Gobshit to jim :shock:
Ps yes this is Mr Debs posting !!!
Quote by clair
Oii
You don't have time to talk to all the gorgeous ladies on here!
I'm in need of another foot massage!
OOO noooooo Clair ...............no more foot massage for you!!!...........i only work from the bottom and work slowly to the top............. so next time it will be your ankles! :twisted:
Quote by Mr Debbiewebs
Mr Debs, you have my deepest sympathy (and admiration
Think something stronger than beer is needed, suprised you've lasted this long
(don't tell debs about this post, at least until i've left the country
Debs!!!! Have you seen this!
that ought to save me the cost of a pint at the Midlands Munch :twisted: :twisted:
Shut Up Gobshite, i have no desire to die :sparring: and if i do i still coming back to haunt you and claim my pint
I no i do not come into this café very offten ...........but i do read the threads now and then!
And i have to say i am shocked by your word of Gobshit to jim :shock:
Ps yes this is Mr Debs posting !!!
That's got to be worth buying a pint for you!!! :thumbup:
Sex God
Quote by Mr Debbiewebs
Mr Debs, you have my deepest sympathy (and admiration
Think something stronger than beer is needed, suprised you've lasted this long
(don't tell debs about this post, at least until i've left the country
Debs!!!! Have you seen this!
that ought to save me the cost of a pint at the Midlands Munch :twisted: :twisted:
Shut Up Gobshite, i have no desire to die :sparring: and if i do i still coming back to haunt you and claim my pint
I no i do not come into this café very offten ...........but i do read the threads now and then!
And i have to say i am shocked by your word of Gobshit to jim :shock:
Ps yes this is Mr Debs posting !!!
he deserves it, sneakey bugger setting me up for a slow debbiewebs death, just for his own amusement.
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
Mr Debs, you have my deepest sympathy (and admiration
Think something stronger than beer is needed, suprised you've lasted this long
(don't tell debs about this post, at least until i've left the country
Debs!!!! Have you seen this!
that ought to save me the cost of a pint at the Midlands Munch :twisted: :twisted:
Shut Up Gobshite, i have no desire to die :sparring: and if i do i still coming back to haunt you and claim my pint
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Of course you have a deathwish - why would you type what you did - other than suicide? And I don't even know if there is life after death - but I reckon I'll find out 5 minutes after Debs reads this thread!!!! oke:now now boys !!!! carmmmmmm!
............. your going to die!!!!!!!!!
not becuse what you said to MR DEBS............ about me!.............
But Never Never never call my best mate Jim GOBSHIT!!
Infact you will not have just me on your hands for calling him that you will have
smokey muff too..............
.and the 2 of us women will eat you a live...........
to the state that you wouldent no weather you where cumming or going!!!!
:evil: :evil:i'll tell you when i reach stage 1 :rascal:
Sex God
rolling around laughing here.
Debbiewebs, Smoking Muff and Clair all with Mr Debbiewebs who only wants to go as far as ankles
MrDebbiewebs, I would go a whole lot further if I was you, it is well worth the effort :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Debbiewebs, Smoking Muff and Clair all with Mr Debbiewebs who only wants to go as far as ankles
MrDebbiewebs, I would go a whole lot further if I was you, it is well worth the effort
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by meat2pleaseu
Mr Debs, you have my deepest sympathy (and admiration
Think something stronger than beer is needed, suprised you've lasted this long
(don't tell debs about this post, at least until i've left the country
Debs!!!! Have you seen this!
that ought to save me the cost of a pint at the Midlands Munch :twisted: :twisted:
Shut Up Gobshite, i have no desire to die :sparring: and if i do i still coming back to haunt you and claim my pint
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Of course you have a deathwish - why would you type what you did - other than suicide? And I don't even know if there is life after death - but I reckon I'll find out 5 minutes after Debs reads this thread!!!! oke:now now boys !!!! carmmmmmm!
............. your going to die!!!!!!!!!
not becuse what you said to MR DEBS............ about me!.............
But Never Never never call my best mate Jim GOBSHIT!!
Infact you will not have just me on your hands for calling him that you will have
smokey muff too..............
.and the 2 of us women will eat you a live...........
to the state that you wouldent no weather you where cumming or going!!!!
:evil: :evil:i'll tell you when i reach stage 1 :rascal:
I wonder if we can set this up proper and sell tickets? "Live for one night only Sexual Death Match Can one man take on two angry passionate women.....and survive?"
Quote by Sarah
rolling around laughing here.
Debbiewebs, Smoking Muff and Clair all with Mr Debbiewebs who only wants to go as far as ankles
MrDebbiewebs, I would go a whole lot further if I was you, it is well worth the effort
ok then............ how about i miss the ankles and go straight for the knee! :twisted:
:rotflmao: 
Sex God
Become very narrow this one!
Quote by Mr Debbiewebs
empty vessels make the most noise
'kin'ell, I've been busted...how did you suss me out, and in only a week!!!
It was me you were talking about - wasn't it?
i woudent dare mate................ i have a pint in from you! :D
Smart man - good thinking :thumbup: :thumbup:
shit - i forgot about that
:banghead: :banghead: Sex God
Hello, im still here 
heard reports of a bad pint lurking somewhere down in my local beer emporium, so nipped in to try and prevent it being released to the general public. no luck yet but will keep trying (see, im such a nice guy- always willing to help)
Whats this SH death shag match, not sure if i like the sound of that :scared:
saw a similar thing on MTV which looked nasty, i suggest you two keep your wives busy somehow- i'd suggest some form of phyical tireing excercise.
i've got a bad pint to hunt down, in the interest of the general public
Tie those ladies up!!!!
heard reports of a bad pint lurking somewhere down in my local beer emporium, so nipped in to try and prevent it being released to the general public. no luck yet but will keep trying (see, im such a nice guy- always willing to help)
Whats this SH death shag match, not sure if i like the sound of that :scared:
saw a similar thing on MTV which looked nasty, i suggest you two keep your wives busy somehow- i'd suggest some form of phyical tireing excercise.
i've got a bad pint to hunt down, in the interest of the general public
Tie those ladies up!!!!
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Hello, im still here
heard reports of a bad pint lurking somewhere down in my local beer emporium, so nipped in to try and prevent it being released to the general public. no luck yet but will keep trying (see, im such a nice guy- always willing to help)
Whats this SH death shag match, not sure if i like the sound of that :scared:
saw a similar thing on MTV which looked nasty, i suggest you two keep your wives busy somehow- i'd suggest some form of phyical tireing excercise.
i've got a bad pint to hunt down, in the interest of the general public
Tie those ladies up!!!!
Too late! Mine is already on the loose and making rapid headway to the midlands
( "Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war" spings to mind! ) :twisted: :lol2:
Sex God
Quote by smokerjim
Hello, im still here
heard reports of a bad pint lurking somewhere down in my local beer emporium, so nipped in to try and prevent it being released to the general public. no luck yet but will keep trying (see, im such a nice guy- always willing to help)
Whats this SH death shag match, not sure if i like the sound of that :scared:
saw a similar thing on MTV which looked nasty, i suggest you two keep your wives busy somehow- i'd suggest some form of phyical tireing excercise.
i've got a bad pint to hunt down, in the interest of the general public
Tie those ladies up!!!!
Too late! Mine is already on the loose and making rapid headway to the midlands
( "Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war" spings to mind! ) :twisted: :lol2:
i'm 5ft2, female, 65 and live in coventry :thumbup:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Hello, im still here
heard reports of a bad pint lurking somewhere down in my local beer emporium, so nipped in to try and prevent it being released to the general public. no luck yet but will keep trying (see, im such a nice guy- always willing to help)
Whats this SH death shag match, not sure if i like the sound of that :scared:
saw a similar thing on MTV which looked nasty, i suggest you two keep your wives busy somehow- i'd suggest some form of phyical tireing excercise.
i've got a bad pint to hunt down, in the interest of the general public
Tie those ladies up!!!!
Too late! Mine is already on the loose and making rapid headway to the midlands
( "Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war" spings to mind! ) :twisted: :lol2:
i'm 5ft2, female, 65 and live in coventry :thumbup:
You mean all this time i have been chatting up a women of 65 :shock: :bolt:
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
Hello, im still here
heard reports of a bad pint lurking somewhere down in my local beer emporium, so nipped in to try and prevent it being released to the general public. no luck yet but will keep trying (see, im such a nice guy- always willing to help)
Whats this SH death shag match, not sure if i like the sound of that :scared:
saw a similar thing on MTV which looked nasty, i suggest you two keep your wives busy somehow- i'd suggest some form of phyical tireing excercise.
i've got a bad pint to hunt down, in the interest of the general public
Tie those ladies up!!!!
Too late! Mine is already on the loose and making rapid headway to the midlands
( "Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war" spings to mind! ) :twisted: :lol2:
i'm 5ft2, female, 65 and live in coventry :thumbup:
You mean all this time i have been chatting up a women of 65 :shock: :bolt:
Shhhhh! you'll blow my cover
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Hello, im still here
heard reports of a bad pint lurking somewhere down in my local beer emporium, so nipped in to try and prevent it being released to the general public. no luck yet but will keep trying (see, im such a nice guy- always willing to help)
Whats this SH death shag match, not sure if i like the sound of that :scared:
saw a similar thing on MTV which looked nasty, i suggest you two keep your wives busy somehow- i'd suggest some form of phyical tireing excercise.
i've got a bad pint to hunt down, in the interest of the general public
Tie those ladies up!!!!
Too late! Mine is already on the loose and making rapid headway to the midlands
( "Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war" spings to mind! ) :twisted: :lol2:
i'm 5ft2, female, 65 and live in coventry :thumbup:
You mean all this time i have been chatting up a women of 65 :shock: :bolt:
Shhhhh! you'll blow my cover
I think she wants to blow something else!!! lol,
Sex God
Quote by smokerjim
Hello, im still here
heard reports of a bad pint lurking somewhere down in my local beer emporium, so nipped in to try and prevent it being released to the general public. no luck yet but will keep trying (see, im such a nice guy- always willing to help)
Whats this SH death shag match, not sure if i like the sound of that :scared:
saw a similar thing on MTV which looked nasty, i suggest you two keep your wives busy somehow- i'd suggest some form of phyical tireing excercise.
i've got a bad pint to hunt down, in the interest of the general public
Tie those ladies up!!!!
Too late! Mine is already on the loose and making rapid headway to the midlands
( "Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war" spings to mind! ) :twisted: :lol2:
i'm 5ft2, female, 65 and live in coventry :thumbup:
You mean all this time i have been chatting up a women of 65 :shock: :bolt:
Shhhhh! you'll blow my cover
I think she wants to blow something else!!! lol,
you're warping my fragile and delicate mind :scared: Quote by meat2pleaseu
Hello, im still here
heard reports of a bad pint lurking somewhere down in my local beer emporium, so nipped in to try and prevent it being released to the general public. no luck yet but will keep trying (see, im such a nice guy- always willing to help)
Whats this SH death shag match, not sure if i like the sound of that :scared:
saw a similar thing on MTV which looked nasty, i suggest you two keep your wives busy somehow- i'd suggest some form of phyical tireing excercise.
i've got a bad pint to hunt down, in the interest of the general public
Tie those ladies up!!!!
Too late! Mine is already on the loose and making rapid headway to the midlands
( "Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war" spings to mind! ) :twisted: :lol2:
i'm 5ft2, female, 65 and live in coventry :thumbup:
You mean all this time i have been chatting up a women of 65 :shock: :bolt:
Shhhhh! you'll blow my cover
I think she wants to blow something else!!! lol,
you're warping my fragile and delicate mind :scared:In the words of my wife "HAH!!! andHAH!!!!!!
