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helppppppppp Debs got me!!!

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Hello!!......... Could some one help me please worship ...............Debs got me tied to the bloody chair. and taped me hands to this key board! :shock: .........God she is ruff that women!!!
She is forcing me to Type!...arrrrrrrrr ....... and chat to all you women out there.......... but I am scared that you will all eat me alive!!. :scared: ........... in second thought s not a bad idear biggrin
Well as I am here now thought I would say....................
Anyone got a beer?.......I need one............... infact six! or more!!!!
Well anybody would .........having to live with Debs as long as I have!!! bolt
:shock: You have exactly the same posting style as Debs!
Quote by freckledbird
:shock: You have exactly the same posting style as Debs!

bloody hell dont tell me that!......... :scared:
Hiya, Mr Debbiewebs. We didn't get to speak at Notts - sorry for that.
Come in and chill out. Wait for the weekend and there'll be plenty of beer in the GFZ.
Hi Mr Debs
omg welcome to the nuthouse that is
THE CAFE.
lol debs shall we leave MR DEBS there on the chair ')
sorry mate what beer do u want. will blue wkd do......
MikeC
Quote by westerross
Hiya, Mr Debbiewebs. We didn't get to speak at Notts - sorry for that.
Come in and chill out. Wait for the weekend and there'll be plenty of beer in the GFZ.

Hi Mr Webs - don't listen to him - you know Debs and all the girlies will have drunk all the beer and will be starting on the shorts wink by the weekend lol :lol:
Hiya, Mr Debbiewebs. We didn't get to speak at Notts - sorry for that.

i am not surprised with all the women around ....couldent get a bloody word in eged way rolleyes
sorry mate what beer do u want. will blue wkd do......

What the hell is that dunno am i showing my age here bolt
Come in and chill out. Wait for the weekend and there'll be plenty of beer in the GFZ

Debs told me about the GFZ i am not going any where near you if you go in i might be tempted! :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Kit
Hiya, Mr Debbiewebs. We didn't get to speak at Notts - sorry for that.
Come in and chill out. Wait for the weekend and there'll be plenty of beer in the GFZ.[/quote
Hi Mr Webs - don't listen to him - you know Debs and all the girlies will have drunk all the beer and will be starting on the shorts wink by the weekend lol :lol:

I'd let you start on my shorts....if I had any ( and interperate that any way you want to )! :silly: :rascal:
Quote by Kit
Hiya, Mr Debbiewebs. We didn't get to speak at Notts - sorry for that.
Come in and chill out. Wait for the weekend and there'll be plenty of beer in the GFZ.[/quote
Hi Mr Webs - don't listen to him - you know Debs and all the girlies will have drunk all the beer and will be starting on the shorts wink by the weekend lol :lol:

Ahem, I have a secret stache (people used to say I had a secret moustache - it was blonde - so you couldn't see it - so I shaved it off - OMG someone hit me over the head will ya?)
Not sure i fancy Smokerjim's shorts - (although you lovely ladies would've loved his short kilt on Saturday) - but which of the girl's shorts are wetarting on then?
Mr Debs - this is a hint of the GFZ - but you can get pissed as well!!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
Hello and welcome Mr Debbiewebbs kiss
:cheers:
I have untied him now!.......................i missed me pc to much.........so i have told him to get his own biggrin
Do wonderful laptops these days Mr Debbiewebs, with a wireless card you can browse SH from anywhere smile
Good to catch up with you at Notts again, and good to see you on the forums biggrin
Oii
You don't have time to talk to all the gorgeous ladies on here! smackbottom
I'm in need of another foot massage!
Quote by clair
Oii
You don't have time to talk to all the gorgeous ladies on here! smackbottom
I'm in need of another foot massage!

You carry on Mr Debs - I'll see to this one.
Now which one is yer other foot then?
Mr Debs, you have my deepest sympathy (and admiration worship )
Think something stronger than beer is needed, suprised you've lasted this long
(don't tell debs about this post, at least until i've left the country bolt )
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Mr Debs, you have my deepest sympathy (and admiration worship )
Think something stronger than beer is needed, suprised you've lasted this long
(don't tell debs about this post, at least until i've left the country bolt )

Debs!!!! Have you seen this!
that ought to save me the cost of a pint at the Midlands Munch :twisted: :twisted: lol
Quote by smokerjim
Mr Debs, you have my deepest sympathy (and admiration worship )
Think something stronger than beer is needed, suprised you've lasted this long
(don't tell debs about this post, at least until i've left the country bolt )

Debs!!!! Have you seen this!
that ought to save me the cost of a pint at the Midlands Munch :twisted: :twisted: lol
Shut Up Gobshite, i have no desire to die :sparring: and if i do i still coming back to haunt you and claim my pint
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Mr Debs, you have my deepest sympathy (and admiration worship )
Think something stronger than beer is needed, suprised you've lasted this long
(don't tell debs about this post, at least until i've left the country bolt )

Debs!!!! Have you seen this!
that ought to save me the cost of a pint at the Midlands Munch :twisted: :twisted: lol
Shut Up Gobshite, i have no desire to die :sparring: and if i do i still coming back to haunt you and claim my pint
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Of course you have a deathwish - why would you type what you did - other than suicide? And I don't even know if there is life after death - but I reckon I'll find out 5 minutes after Debs reads this thread!!!! poke sillyoke:
Quote by smokerjim
Mr Debs, you have my deepest sympathy (and admiration worship )
Think something stronger than beer is needed, suprised you've lasted this long
(don't tell debs about this post, at least until i've left the country bolt )

Debs!!!! Have you seen this!
that ought to save me the cost of a pint at the Midlands Munch :twisted: :twisted: lol
Shut Up Gobshite, i have no desire to die :sparring: and if i do i still coming back to haunt you and claim my pint
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Of course you have a deathwish - why would you type what you did - other than suicide? And I don't even know if there is life after death - but I reckon I'll find out 5 minutes after Debs reads this thread!!!! poke sillyoke:
Bastard!!!!!!!
help me im dead! :bolt:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Mr Debs, you have my deepest sympathy (and admiration worship )
Think something stronger than beer is needed, suprised you've lasted this long
(don't tell debs about this post, at least until i've left the country bolt )

Debs!!!! Have you seen this!
that ought to save me the cost of a pint at the Midlands Munch :twisted: :twisted: lol
Shut Up Gobshite, i have no desire to die :sparring: and if i do i still coming back to haunt you and claim my pint
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Of course you have a deathwish - why would you type what you did - other than suicide? And I don't even know if there is life after death - but I reckon I'll find out 5 minutes after Debs reads this thread!!!! poke sillyoke:
Bastard!!!!!!!
help me im dead! :bolt:

Does this link help you Meat?
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Mr Debs, you have my deepest sympathy (and admiration worship )
Think something stronger than beer is needed, suprised you've lasted this long
(don't tell debs about this post, at least until i've left the country bolt )

DEBS :jagsatwork: you must read and take action duel :boxing:
Quote by HornyRed
Mr Debs, you have my deepest sympathy (and admiration worship )
Think something stronger than beer is needed, suprised you've lasted this long
(don't tell debs about this post, at least until i've left the country bolt )

DEBS :jagsatwork: you must read and take action duel :boxing:
YES!!! Justice!! 'ow'd ya like them taters, Meat?
Feel free to ask me for a translation into English.
Wooooooooo!

and no, i don't know what the number are for
Quote by HornyRed
Mr Debs, you have my deepest sympathy (and admiration worship )
Think something stronger than beer is needed, suprised you've lasted this long
(don't tell debs about this post, at least until i've left the country bolt )

DEBS :jagsatwork: you must read and take action duel :boxing:
piss off red, or you don't get invide to the bathtime fun
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Wooooooooo!

and no, i don't know what the number are for

I know what the numbers are for...
Number 1 is Meat2PleaseU 5 minutes after Debs catches up with him
Number 2 is smokerjim pissing himself laughing!!
Quote by Mr Debbiewebs
Anyone got a beer?.......I need one............... infact six! or more!!!!
Well anybody would .........having to live with Debs as long as I have!!! bolt

Hello there errrmmm Mr Debs!
How about a Watneys Party Seven? lol
Quote by Drifter
Anyone got a beer?.......I need one............... infact six! or more!!!!
Well anybody would .........having to live with Debs as long as I have!!! bolt

Hello there errrmmm Mr Debs!
How about a Watneys Party Seven? lol
Where can you get one?
Mr Debbiewebs do you really exist?????
Or does debbiewebs have an imaginary friend??
Always thought Debbiewebs was single!
Need confirmation of your existence!!!
Goodtimez (Mrs)
Quote by goodtimez
Mr Debbiewebs do you really exist?????
Or does debbiewebs have an imaginary friend??
Always thought Debbiewebs was single!
Need confirmation of your existence!!!
Goodtimez (Mrs)

Me and smoking muff can independently confirm that there is an entity existing in this dimension that is Mr Debbiewebs - but youll have to ask her whether he's a good kisser!
Quote by smokerjim
Mr Debs, you have my deepest sympathy (and admiration worship )
Think something stronger than beer is needed, suprised you've lasted this long
(don't tell debs about this post, at least until i've left the country bolt )

Debs!!!! Have you seen this!
that ought to save me the cost of a pint at the Midlands Munch :twisted: :twisted: lol
Shut Up Gobshite, i have no desire to die :sparring: and if i do i still coming back to haunt you and claim my pint
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Of course you have a deathwish - why would you type what you did - other than suicide? And I don't even know if there is life after death - but I reckon I'll find out 5 minutes after Debs reads this thread!!!! poke sillyoke:
now now boys !!!! carmmmmmm!
............. your going to die!!!!!!!!!
not becuse what you said to MR DEBS............ about me!.............
But Never Never never call my best mate Jim GOBSHIT!! mad
Infact you will not have just me on your hands for calling him that you will have
smokey muff too..............
.and the 2 of us women will eat you a live...........
to the state that you wouldent no weather you where cumming or going!!!! evil :evil: :evil: