Here we go! (countdown to first club visit)

26 Sep 2004

Well its done! We've booked a room at 'liberation', no going back now- very nervous (whats that smell) and full of apprehension/excitement. I dont intend this thread to interest everyone (do they ever?) but I hope daily updates might amuse/ interest. Im sure all of our questions will be answered on the night but for now (before the shops get raided) Lucys unsure of whether to go the robe or undies route for 'mooching', we know that eithers acceptable, but she dosnt want to 'stick out' (thought that was my job) and look too 'come and get me', any regulars shed some light on this for us??
The other problem is how can I fit a haircut in this week, tho thats more rhetorical than actual.
Stay tuned for the next gripping instalment!! :D

26 Sep 2004

ps- its next friday-the 1st, if theres any offers of hand-holding available!!

26 Sep 2004

Good luck guys hope you have fun
Wear what you feel comfortable in because with any luck all you clothes will be off any way if thatâ€™s what you want
Donâ€™t panic just relax

26 Sep 2004

Woooohoooooooo
Ken n Lucy!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Have a fab time, just relax and enjoy
And remember its your night, don't do anything that you're not comfortable with - and stick to any boundaries you set before you go biggrin

Once again have a great time, and let us know how you got on

26 Sep 2004

Keep us posted on how you get on both. Hubs & I are planning to go to either The Office or the one in Leicestershire. Is that Liberation? Love to hear all the details & maybe when you're old hands at it, you'll take us along! lol!

26 Sep 2004

Hope you both have a great time.......good luck! smile

xanaisx

26 Sep 2004

ken & lucy!
best of luck next week. hope you have a great time, as i'm sure you will. heard some quite good things about the place lately! lol

neil x x x ;)

26 Sep 2004

i am proud of you both for taking the next step...
just take your time,be comfortable and have fun in whatever you end up doing.....
you'll be vets before no time.... biggrin

:D :D :D
sean xxxxxxxxx

26 Sep 2004

we can understand how you feel me and my wife went to a club for the 1st time i pressed the buzzer to be let in the door opened i turned to my wife and she was gone
i went to look for her she had gone back to the car
we had a heated disscussion and returned home
so we went again with a friend and went in and have been regular visitors ever since
there really is nothing to be worried about its all in the mind and im sure you will have a good time
people will respect your wishes and are all friendly
have a good time smile

27 Sep 2004

Di-di-di-di-di--UPDATE!!
We had a heart to heart last night, but we're still going!! Dog chewed my new stockings-- off to shops then ! mad

Ken drove past it today, it looks very nice from the outside, he says, guess he'll be trying the beer tomorrow!!

27 Sep 2004

Quote by Kenluvslucy
Di-di-di-di-di--UPDATE!!
We had a heart to heart last night, but we're still going!! Dog chewed my new stockings-- off to shops then !
Ken drove past it today, it looks very nice from the outside, he says, guess he'll be trying the beer tomorrow!!

What's this..casing the joint! What did Ken expect to see...machine guns and dogs patroling the perimeter!
Actually, I recommend that you adopt camoflage makeup and crawl on your bellies as you approach the club. Beware of the door man, he's ex SAS and an expert in martial arts. I suggest you approach him as if you are about to ask a question then cosh him unconscious! It should then be no problem to storm the lobby area and CS gas the lady behind the counter. Then open the door to the bar area and throw in a few flashbombs to dazzle the hosts and bar staff! Next, raid the bar and subdue the staff making sure their wrists are secured with plastic ties! Next you will see some double doors to the left of the bar......approach with caution, there may be shagging going on! Listen in at the closed doors...when you think it is safe, proceed through them into the locker room. You may wish to pick the locks on the lockers and plunder whatever you may find there. Condoms, if you should find any, can prove to be very useful in this environment! Next move with stealth towards the Jaccuzzi room and blend into the background. Adopt the formal dress, bathrobe and towel. Slip stealthily into the jacuzzi and observe those around you! Blend in and don't draw too much attention to yourselves, remember this is a covert operation. Remove yourselves from the jaccuzzi when you feel it is safe and observe what is going on around you! Explore some of the upstairs rooms and take notes. Mingle with the crowd and talk to a few of them, not letting them know that you are top seceret agents from SH. Basicly observe and either retire or join in with the activities as they unfold. Later, make a quick exit...and retire to a safe house and compare notes for further investigation.
LC wink

28 Sep 2004

Quote by Kenluvslucy
Di-di-di-di-di--UPDATE!!
We had a heart to heart last night, but we're still going!! Dog chewed my new stockings-- off to shops then !
Ken drove past it today, it looks very nice from the outside, he says, guess he'll be trying the beer tomorrow!!

Hi Kenluvslucy,
I Went to Liberation a couple of weeks ago with afew friends from here, what a great place to go and even better if your a couple the staff make you feel very welcome and relaxed so just sit back and enjoy your love it!!
Redshift cool

28 Sep 2004

yep, good luck, my fingers are crossed for you too....eagerly awaiting your next installments.... confused

28 Sep 2004

T-minus3 days!!
Thought about going with LCs plan, but had a detention (overtime), however did manage to pop into asda and get Luce some stockings- which begs the question--they do some nice undies-but why, oh why do they only seem to stock sizes 10 and 12??
Is that all they do- or is this proof that most women are, in fact, bigger, and they dont re-stock??? (and as for owt to fit me----???) sad

28 Sep 2004

Jax gets most of her clubwear at asda...much cheaper than lingerie shops..and they do do bigger sizes too.

29 Sep 2004

T- 2Days!!
OHNO!! Lucys got a cold coming!! Plied her with hot blackcurrant and rum, hopefully I wont get it too, as a man-colds nearly kill me, could lead to too many bodily fluids flowing (snot so attractive I find).
Happened to mention I was rather horny today in a tx msg to her- her reply was 'tough-wait til friday', conjures up all sorts of awful ideas- accidentaly making a mess over some unfortunate woman that just happens to walk past in undies sprang to mind- or worse still, during an introduction in the bar!?? --' -and this is my hubby ken- oh- is your dress dry-cleanable??' (shiver).
Owell, its bathtime, hope it dosnt go off accidentaly- til later dear readers!!

29 Sep 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

30 Sep 2004

Cheers Missy, at least the mods are reading-- well, this is it- bag packing etc duties underway- lots of weird 'are you sure-?' tx msgs between us today, not cold feet neccasarily, but its hard innit?? Might post tomorrow during the day, but if not- please think of us!!
Love to all
Ken and Lucy x

30 Sep 2004

You will be fine. So long as you both have rules about what goes and what doesn't and you stick to them. If you are uncomfortable with a situation just say so. Communicate.
Have fun guys and look forward to hearing all about it biggrin

Gill x