Here''s to Cap''n Pete & the crew of the Festering Ship!

23 Sep 2007

Here's to Cap'n Pete & the crew of the Festering Ship :thumbup:
Arrr me hearties
Once again we pillaged n plundered the landlubbers of Wiltshire!
We sat around a camp fire telling piratey yarns, feasting on meaty fayre & supping grog till our piratey eyes bulged! :giggle:
Arrr I be needin to thank all me mateys & the proud bevy o buxom beauties who gave a barnacle-covered Bilge rat like me a fierce fire in me grog-fueled belly. :giggle:
Yes you salty sea dogs we had the pleasure of a proud bevey o buxom beauties of the type ye'd love to drop anchor or two in their lagoon! :twisted:
The number one chat-up line for the foul blaggarts was, "Prepare to be boarded"
& the Comely Wenches chat-up line was, "I've crushed seventeen scurvy dog skulls between me thighs!" :giggle:
Arrrrr... I be proud to call the following me favorite ol' Rumpots!
Sassy - fingers
Stormy - non squirter
Firelizard - Get that thing out my tent now!
Ukwineman - Chainsaw Mcgraw
Ukbeanie - I'm no relation to him above! :laughabove:
Varca - Where's my suitcase? I had fifteen at the last count! :shock:
Pete_sw - Look at me I can dance tecno styleee! biggrin

Mrs Wincwench - Drop the 'h' from my name & I will kill you! mad

Mr Wincwench - Please wife, not in public! :doh:
MrFc - Sorry was the Batmobile in stealth mode?
MrsFc - Sorry I never seem to finish what I was....?

23 Sep 2007

The wenches wanted to know if that Carpenter's tool belt came in Pink!

23 Sep 2007

Quote by ukbeannie
The wenches wanted to know if that Carpenter's tool belt came in Pink!

Everyone knows I don't do pink :dry:
innocent

23 Sep 2007

Quote by redpantherman
Here's to Cap'n Pete & the crew of the Festering Ship :thumbup:
Arrr me hearties
Once again we pillaged n plundered the landlubbers of Wiltshire!
We sat around a camp fire telling piratey yarns, feasting on meaty fayre & supping grog till our piratey eyes bulged! :giggle:
Arrr I be needin to thank all me mateys & the proud bevy o buxom beauties who gave a barnacle-covered Bilge rat like me a fierce fire in me grog-fueled belly. :giggle:
Yes you salty sea dogs we had the pleasure of a proud bevey o buxom beauties of the type ye'd love to drop anchor or two in their lagoon! :twisted:
The number one chat-up line for the foul blaggarts was, "Prepare to be boarded"
& the Comely Wenches chat-up line was, "I've crushed seventeen scurvy dog skulls between me thighs!" :giggle:
Arrrrr... I be proud to call the following me favorite ol' Rumpots!
Sassy - fingers
Stormy - non squirter Has now become defined by his ability to eat an egg without getting it all down his shirt.
Firelizard - Get that thing out my tent now! Yes,rather harsh the way she talked to Pete I thought
Ukwineman - Chainsaw Mcgraw
Ukbeanie - I'm no relation to him above! :laughabove:
Varca - Where's my suitcase? I had fifteen at the last count! :shock:
Pete_sw - Look at me I can dance tecno styleee!
Mrs Wincwench - Drop the 'h' from my name & I will kill you!
Mr Wincwench - Please wife, not in public! :doh:
MrFc - Sorry was the Batmobile in stealth mode?
MrsFc - Sorry I never seem to finish what I was....?Glad it wasn’t just me who noticed the way she always did……….

Well I was going to do a post full of Pirate speak, but as RPM has used every Piratey and nautical phrase ( as well as some made up ones)in existence, I wont.

23 Sep 2007

thanks pete for organising a great meet..... biggrin

24 Sep 2007

Quote by Sassy-Seren
The wenches wanted to know if that Carpenter's tool belt came in Pink!

Everyone knows I don't do pink :dry:
innocent

Not only does she do pink.....but pink velour trakki bottoms rotflmao

:giggle:
Aww ya looked luvly Sass kiss

24 Sep 2007

Quote by firelizard
The wenches wanted to know if that Carpenter's tool belt came in Pink!

Everyone knows I don't do pink :dry:
innocent

Not only does she do pink.....but pink velour trakki bottoms rotflmao

:giggle:
Aww ya looked luvly Sass kiss

They weren't trakkie bottoms! They were my pjs ffs!

24 Sep 2007

Apologies for being late folks, I was going to do this last night but just didn’t have the energy. :sleeping:
Ukwineman chilli master and pit poker, very nice to see you again matey, is that tent the tardis? blink

Ukbeanie very nice to meet you for the first time. :thumbup:
Varca for an early morning moment of total surrealism, watching a lady dressed in high heels, hold-ups and an all too short dressing gown tottering off into the early morning mist in quest of a suitable tree, can be described as nothing less. :huh:
Redpantherman good to see you again dude bring more clothes next time ya soft southern jesse. One day the recipe will be mine Bwahahahahahahaaaaaaa. wink

Mr FC A pleasure again mate, but you need to put a bell on that bloody car so we can hear it coming.
Ps. Can anyone smell polish? :mrgreen:
Mrs FC I’ll make you a Sunday lunch one day soon, I know you’re a meat and two veg kind of girl, oh, and I feel I now know every inch of your f…………………………………
…………………………………………………………..(gazes vaguely off into space) :grin:
Sassy I’ve seen her pink bits :bounce: ,and thanks for doing me hunni. wink

Ewe (me love you long time) Evans :giggle:
Mr Winchwench get posting man! Real pleasure to meet the man who has to live with Wincy 24/7 and survives! :thumbup:
Wincy if ever there was a pirate ripe for plundering or a wench fit for below table activities you my dear are it. silly

hwoar: Congrats on the self inflicted state of coma btw, only you could manage that! rotflmao

Fire for navigating us safe to Wiltshire via Inverness. innocent

Pete. My unending admiration for pulling it out of the hat once again (quite why you had it in a hat in the first place, I have no idea). A thousand thanks, and despite the rumour, there will be another one next year Sassy will make sure you do it, Sassy make sure he does it!.
:cheers: worship

24 Sep 2007

Quote by markz
thanks pete for organising a great meet.....

Blimey ! were you in stealth mode....... lol

24 Sep 2007

Quote by MrFC
thanks pete for organising a great meet.....

Blimey ! were you in stealth mode....... lol

you really need to have a good poke about in the bushes you know wink

25 Sep 2007

Quote by ukbeannie
The wenches wanted to know if that Carpenter's tool belt came in Pink!

...come to mention it, sure I've had a carpenter in me at some point :lol2:

26 Sep 2007

Quote by ukbeannie
The wenches wanted to know if that Carpenter's tool belt came in Pink!

Ask Pink! :twisted:

26 Sep 2007

Quote by blueandpink
The wenches wanted to know if that Carpenter's tool belt came in Pink!

...come to mention it, sure I've had a carpenter in me at some point :lol2:
No wonder you can never find a tradesman when you need one! :doh: