He's actually gone and hurt himself!

25 Aug 2004

Steve's been suffering for the past month or so as having a bad back(as some of you already know!) :therethere:
So what does he do but throw himself down a kids slide after too many vodka's at the munch rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
And now he keeps winging that his backs in pain and he expects sympathy too confused

:shock:
Now i don't mind sympathy,infact i can do it pretty well when the mood takes me,but it was self induced(the peter pan syndrome to blame there i think!!) :!:
The trouble is when he tries to bend down to pick something up or tie up his shoelaces i can't restrain myself from nearly wetting myself with laughter!!! :lol2: rotflmao

(*note to self,buy a huge,great big plaster and gag self to restrain none sympathetic laughter!*)

25 Aug 2004

Awwww come on claire, give sympathy where it's due girl (Whadya mean it's not due?????????????)
lol

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25 Aug 2004

You won`t be laughing when you find out he can`t shag you either! :P lol

((((((Steve)))))))))
Right, sod this, MIL run today, I`m going back to bed til nine! confused

Venusxxx

25 Aug 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
You won`t be laughing when you find out he can`t shag you either! :P
Venusxxx

Oh well he'll just have to lie back and think of England then instead!! :lol: :twisted:

25 Aug 2004

Poor, poor Stevie! :therethere:
You really should be more sympathetic there, he only did those downright stupid things to impress and please you, so it was your fault!!!!

25 Aug 2004

Quote by marmalaid
Poor, poor Stevie! :therethere:
You really should be more sympathetic there, he only did those downright stupid things to impress and please you, so it was your fault!!!!

Ah i see so absolutely nothing to do with the vodka then??? dunno

25 Aug 2004

No, purely a manly thing wanting to keep his woman impressed.
Your fault without a shadow of a doubt, if you weren't so damn sexy he wouldn't need to try so hard! cool

25 Aug 2004

Have to admit that I have done the exact same thing - never thought about my recent back injury until I hit the bottom of that slide - still having to take copious amounts of ibuprofen!!!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
PS I blame the whole thing on molly - she encouraged me! :giggle:

25 Aug 2004

Clare,
Being deadly serious, sorry, get him to se an Osteopath and very quickly today is soon enough, tomorrow maybe too late.
If you don't, later in life, he could become very disabled.
Sorry to rain on your parade, but it could be extremely serious.

25 Aug 2004

I went down that slide 2 or 3 times and never noticed how hard the floor was, it must've been because I was gamboling down it so I ended up with my arse against the back wall. :shock:

25 Aug 2004

Quote by JQL
Clare,
Being deadly serious, sorry, get him to se an Osteopath and very quickly today is soon enough, tomorrow maybe too late.
If you don't, later in life, he could become very disabled.
Sorry to rain on your parade, but it could be extremely serious.

I know but even getting him to go to the doctors,os even take pain killers for it can be a nightmare!!

25 Aug 2004

The trick was to go down the slide head first like I did. I knew my head was going to be hurting in the morning anyway so the odd bang wasn't going to make much difference!! confused

:? :? :? :? lol

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25 Aug 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
The trick was to go down the slide head first like I did. I knew my head was going to be hurting in the morning anyway so the odd bang wasn't going to make much difference!! :? :? :? :? :lol: :lol:

Oh and thanks for the bloody bang you gave us when you jumped on us :shock:
Luckily i had no long lasting effects,oh apart from the Sarge imprinted outline all over me!!! :?

25 Aug 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Oh and thanks for the bloody bang you gave us when you jumped on us :shock:
Luckily i had no long lasting effects,oh apart from the Sarge imprinted outline all over me!!!

I like to leave an impression !! :? wink

:lol:

25 Aug 2004

Quote by JudyTV
Give my best regards and my love to Steve
JudyTV

Thanks Judy,im sure his back will hold up long enough when he gets home to read all this himself!!

25 Aug 2004

So come on you lot,someone out there must know some good remedies for back ache???

25 Aug 2004

Rest & Relaxation ... a good massage, a hot bubble bath .... alcohol :!:

25 Aug 2004

Ah gee thanks everyone for the concern over my well being,well except for Clare who should be the one giving the most sympathy.
It's been sheer hell for most of the day but the pains starting to go a bit now so hopefully it's nothing serious,not that Clare would care

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
She was egging me on to go down the bloody slide in the first place,and of course i had to impress her and all the other loverly ladies present.I'm sure at some point too that Sarge landed on me,so i'm blaming him lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

25 Aug 2004

Remedies...if this is lower back pain,, and I mean just above your butt and down into your arse be careful if you have pins and needles in your leg(s)... lie flat on the floor, slightly raise the knees... and then with no weight or force, let both knees roll to one side, return to centre then the other.
if poss place a pillow under the hollow of your back when laid in bed... do not lie on your side if poss try and keep the spine in a natural position...
when you feel less tender could pssibly try lying on your belly, hands under your chest and gently roll up leaving your hips on the floor (lumber roll basically) like a press up but body/hips on the floor...(mackenzie technique)

25 Aug 2004

Everybody laughs at you with a bad back. Try the Mackenzie technique!

25 Aug 2004

Oi

Steve write out 100 yimes 'I mustn't play on kiddies slides....
Now I hope that someone has plumoped up your cushions and found a stool so that you can put your feet up and rest the injury for ......ohh I would say a fortnight should do it.

25 Aug 2004

Quote by westerross
Everybody laughs at you with a bad back. Try the Mackenzie technique!

Is that a new way of laughing ???? confused

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25 Aug 2004

under much duress and through gritted teeth.. WBB asks.. "how is you F###ing back steve"
lol

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and if u dont answer this time.. i dont care what the excuse is.. i am coming down to ur house and finding out for myself!
lol

25 Aug 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
under much duress and through gritted teeth.. WBB asks.. "how is you F###ing back steve"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
and if u dont answer this time.. i dont care what the excuse is.. i am coming down to ur house and finding out for myself!
lol

Oh Busty,thank you soooooooooooo much for thinking of me.
Well,where do i begin,it all started about a month ago with my neck,i did put a post on about it but you obviously didnt see last week my back began to start hurting as the munch i went down the slide and twatted it on the floor and it really i got back to work it really really hurt,and has been getting Clare put this post on for me today and all the lovely people said nice things and its magically recovering via the power of lurve.
I hope you got all that,thanks for showing your under duress concern,but please feel free to come down here and check it out for yourself wink

:lol: :lol: :twisted:

25 Aug 2004

Quote by Steve_Lincs
Oh Busty,thank you soooooooooooo much for thinking of me.
:

dont mention it.. no REALLY.. DONT!
mad

:censored: :gagged: :sparring:
lol

25 Aug 2004

Well as someone else who fell foul of that slide I can sympathise with you Steve
Hot water bottle and hot baths plus sitting on a neck cushion to keep my cocyx off the seat is helping
But its bloody sore :cry:

25 Aug 2004

Quote by Vicky_uk
Well as someone else who fell foul of that slide I can sympathise with you Steve
Hot water bottle and hot baths plus sitting on a neck cushion to keep my cocyx off the seat is helping
But its bloody sore :cry:

Ah Vicky you too,the thoughts of your arse being sore, you need someone to cushion it for you,just ask wink

:twisted:

25 Aug 2004

Quote by Vicky_uk
Well as someone else who fell foul of that slide I can sympathise with you Steve

I know, I know, I really should be sympathising. But having posted loads of drivel about how much my bottom was hurting after the second munch, I really thought people would have decided it wasnt worth the pain rolleyes

:roll:
It seems like so much fun at the time, but I suffered for about a week last time evil

Why do you think you didnt see me in the play area? Biggest kid on SH.... surely someone must have wondered where I was? I could have warned you all!!
Anyway, hope you recover soon Steve. I do remember how much it hurts sad

25 Aug 2004

oh i will steve wink

does yours need rubbing better :shock:

26 Aug 2004

Vicky,i need rubbing all over,the aching seems to be spreading to other parts of my body.I need a really close inspection wink

:wink: