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gibsterbarry1
Forum Virgin
I am new here just thought i would say hi and see if anyone out there ;)
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Hello gibsterbarry1 wave :wave: :wave:
Welcome to the forum. I hope you find what you are looking for.
It's a bit quiet in here tonight - too many people enjoying themselves in real life!! confused :? :? lol :lol:
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
No! Don't tell me how good it was!!!!!!
sexy1
Sexpert
Hiya gibsterbarry1 biggrin
Welcome and have a good time wink
Liamnavyguy
Warming the Bed
Alright mate how ya doin welcome to the site i am a newbie aswell but if u find everyone to be as freindly and helpfull as i have u shouldn`t go wrong.
Liam
gibsterbarry1
Forum Virgin
thanks all finally goy in chat room as gibster so pop by and say hi please ;)
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
:welcome: to swingingheaven
Hope you find what you are looking for wink
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
No! Don't tell me how good it was!!!!!!

ahhhh! did you not get an invite sarge?
HornyRed
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
No! Don't tell me how good it was!!!!!!

It was the best, the greatest time and you missed it flipa he he he
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Not happy Steph, Every newbie who says Hello- you're one of the first to post, but did i get a reply off you for my first post??????? Nothing
If any one wants me i'll be sulking somewhere nearby
HornyRed
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Not happy Steph, Every newbie who says Hello- you're one of the first to post, but did i get a reply off you for my first post??????? Nothing
If any one wants me i'll be sulking somewhere nearby

Sulk away......moaning arse wink
HornyRed
Sex God
Quote by Sexysteph
We had everything did we not HR?
Fabulous sexy people - really cheap alcohol - great food, Good music great venue.
We had the resident SH stripper strutting his stuff and making new2trots day
and you missed it Sarg ............ lol wink :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yes steph, we had it all and more (much more)Fantastic night flipa
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by HornyRed
Not happy Steph, Every newbie who says Hello- you're one of the first to post, but did i get a reply off you for my first post??????? Nothing
If any one wants me i'll be sulking somewhere nearby

Sulk away......moaning arse wink
im still sulking, and i've not forgiven you for butting into a perfectly good slanging match with happy cats in another thread.
just cos you look super sexy don't think you can get round me easily, you foxy little minx
HornyRed
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Not happy Steph, Every newbie who says Hello- you're one of the first to post, but did i get a reply off you for my first post??????? Nothing
If any one wants me i'll be sulking somewhere nearby

Sulk away......moaning arse wink
im still sulking, and i've not forgiven you for butting into a perfectly good slanging match with happy cats in another thread.
just cos you look super sexy don't think you can get round me easily, you foxy little minx
Sulk away, and you will forgive smackbottom
Flattery will get you no where flipa
Ps: Your avatar is the best ( doesnt mean i like you tho !) OK mad
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: he he he minx
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by HornyRed
Not happy Steph, Every newbie who says Hello- you're one of the first to post, but did i get a reply off you for my first post??????? Nothing
If any one wants me i'll be sulking somewhere nearby

Sulk away......moaning arse wink
im still sulking, and i've not forgiven you for butting into a perfectly good slanging match with happy cats in another thread.
just cos you look super sexy don't think you can get round me easily, you foxy little minx
Sulk away, and you will forgive smackbottom
Flattery will get you no where flipa
Ps: Your avatar is the best ( doesnt mean i like you tho !) OK mad
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: he he he minx
My face and your body, We could take over the world!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
HornyRed
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Not happy Steph, Every newbie who says Hello- you're one of the first to post, but did i get a reply off you for my first post??????? Nothing
If any one wants me i'll be sulking somewhere nearby

Sulk away......moaning arse wink
im still sulking, and i've not forgiven you for butting into a perfectly good slanging match with happy cats in another thread.
just cos you look super sexy don't think you can get round me easily, you foxy little minx
Sulk away, and you will forgive smackbottom
Flattery will get you no where flipa
Ps: Your avatar is the best ( doesnt mean i like you tho !) OK mad
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: he he he minx
My face and your body, We could take over the world!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Be quiet now !!
Im not having your face on my body :flipa: Why would i, you silly man :dry:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by HornyRed
Not happy Steph, Every newbie who says Hello- you're one of the first to post, but did i get a reply off you for my first post??????? Nothing
If any one wants me i'll be sulking somewhere nearby

Sulk away......moaning arse wink
im still sulking, and i've not forgiven you for butting into a perfectly good slanging match with happy cats in another thread.
just cos you look super sexy don't think you can get round me easily, you foxy little minx
Sulk away, and you will forgive smackbottom
Flattery will get you no where flipa
Ps: Your avatar is the best ( doesnt mean i like you tho !) OK mad
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: he he he minx
My face and your body, We could take over the world!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Be quiet now !!
Im not having your face on my body :
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
HornyRed
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Not happy Steph, Every newbie who says Hello- you're one of the first to post, but did i get a reply off you for my first post??????? Nothing
If any one wants me i'll be sulking somewhere nearby

Sulk away......moaning arse wink
im still sulking, and i've not forgiven you for butting into a perfectly good slanging match with happy cats in another thread.
just cos you look super sexy don't think you can get round me easily, you foxy little minx
Sulk away, and you will forgive smackbottom
Flattery will get you no where flipa
Ps: Your avatar is the best ( doesnt mean i like you tho !) OK mad
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: he he he minx
My face and your body, We could take over the world!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Be quiet now !!
Im not having your face on my body :
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Piss off you silly man :flipa:
Everywhere i go, you are there :smackbottom:
I order you to talk dirty on thr other thread NOW :x
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by HornyRed
Not happy Steph, Every newbie who says Hello- you're one of the first to post, but did i get a reply off you for my first post??????? Nothing
If any one wants me i'll be sulking somewhere nearby

Sulk away......moaning arse wink
im still sulking, and i've not forgiven you for butting into a perfectly good slanging match with happy cats in another thread.
just cos you look super sexy don't think you can get round me easily, you foxy little minx
But i did that five minutes ago miss hooverbag, it's you who can't keep away from me....
but a least my washing not pink.... rotflmao
Sulk away, and you will forgive smackbottom
Flattery will get you no where flipa
Ps: Your avatar is the best ( doesnt mean i like you tho !) OK mad
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: he he he minx
My face and your body, We could take over the world!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Be quiet now !!
Im not having your face on my body :
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Piss off you silly man :flipa:
Everywhere i go, you are there :smackbottom:
I order you to talk dirty on thr other thread NOW :x
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
deflowerer
Warming the Bed
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Not happy Steph, Every newbie who says Hello- you're one of the first to post, but did i get a reply off you for my first post??????? Nothing
If any one wants me i'll be sulking somewhere nearby

Sulk away......moaning arse wink
im still sulking, and i've not forgiven you for butting into a perfectly good slanging match with happy cats in another thread.
just cos you look super sexy don't think you can get round me easily, you foxy little minx
But i did that five minutes ago miss hooverbag, it's you who can't keep away from me....
but a least my washing not pink.... rotflmao
Sulk away, and you will forgive smackbottom
Flattery will get you no where flipa
Ps: Your avatar is the best ( doesnt mean i like you tho !) OK mad
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: he he he minx
My face and your body, We could take over the world!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Be quiet now !!
Im not having your face on my body :
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Piss off you silly man :flipa:
Everywhere i go, you are there :smackbottom:
I order you to talk dirty on thr other thread NOW :x
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:You two Kiss and make up NOW you sluts :wink: redface I can't stop now :shock: :!: surprisedops:
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by deflowerer
Not happy Steph, Every newbie who says Hello- you're one of the first to post, but did i get a reply off you for my first post??????? Nothing
If any one wants me i'll be sulking somewhere nearby

Sulk away......moaning arse wink
im still sulking, and i've not forgiven you for butting into a perfectly good slanging match with happy cats in another thread.
just cos you look super sexy don't think you can get round me easily, you foxy little minx
But i did that five minutes ago miss hooverbag, it's you who can't keep away from me....
but a least my washing not pink.... rotflmao
Sulk away, and you will forgive smackbottom
Flattery will get you no where flipa
Ps: Your avatar is the best ( doesnt mean i like you tho !) OK mad
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: he he he minx
My face and your body, We could take over the world!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Be quiet now !!
Im not having your face on my body :
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Piss off you silly man :flipa:
Everywhere i go, you are there :smackbottom:
I order you to talk dirty on thr other thread NOW :x
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:You two Kiss and make up NOW you sluts :wink: redface I can't stop now :shock: :!: surprisedops:
why do you think we've not beeen posting for a while :rascal:
HornyRed
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Not happy Steph, Every newbie who says Hello- you're one of the first to post, but did i get a reply off you for my first post??????? Nothing
If any one wants me i'll be sulking somewhere nearby

Sulk away......moaning arse wink
im still sulking, and i've not forgiven you for butting into a perfectly good slanging match with happy cats in another thread.
just cos you look super sexy don't think you can get round me easily, you foxy little minx
But i did that five minutes ago miss hooverbag, it's you who can't keep away from me....
but a least my washing not pink.... rotflmao
Sulk away, and you will forgive smackbottom
Flattery will get you no where flipa
Ps: Your avatar is the best ( doesnt mean i like you tho !) OK mad
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: he he he minx
My face and your body, We could take over the world!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Be quiet now !!
Im not having your face on my body :
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Piss off you silly man :flipa:
Everywhere i go, you are there :smackbottom:
I order you to talk dirty on thr other thread NOW :x
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:You two Kiss and make up NOW you sluts :wink: redface I can't stop now :shock: :!: surprisedops:
why do you think we've not beeen posting for a while :rascal:
Ssssshhhhhhhh :doh: :gagged: U silly man
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by HornyRed
Not happy Steph, Every newbie who says Hello- you're one of the first to post, but did i get a reply off you for my first post??????? Nothing
If any one wants me i'll be sulking somewhere nearby

Sulk away......moaning arse wink
im still sulking, and i've not forgiven you for butting into a perfectly good slanging match with happy cats in another thread.
just cos you look super sexy don't think you can get round me easily, you foxy little minx
But i did that five minutes ago miss hooverbag, it's you who can't keep away from me....
but a least my washing not pink.... rotflmao
Sulk away, and you will forgive smackbottom
Flattery will get you no where flipa
Ps: Your avatar is the best ( doesnt mean i like you tho !) OK mad
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: he he he minx
My face and your body, We could take over the world!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Be quiet now !!
Im not having your face on my body :
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Piss off you silly man :flipa:
Everywhere i go, you are there :smackbottom:
I order you to talk dirty on thr other thread NOW :x
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:You two Kiss and make up NOW you sluts :wink: redface I can't stop now :shock: :!: surprisedops:
why do you think we've not beeen posting for a while :rascal:
Ssssshhhhhhhh :doh: :gagged: U silly man
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sssshhhhhhh?
the noise you've been making i'm surprised the LMU thread havn't heard :grin:
HornyRed
Sex God
Who cares :cheers: :rascal: smackbottom
Be quiet please poke
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by HornyRed
Who cares :cheers: :rascal: smackbottom
Be quiet please poke
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

so you can make all the noise you want but i have to be quiet......
bloody women
HornyRed
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Who cares :cheers: :rascal: smackbottom
Be quiet please poke
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

so you can make all the noise you want but i have to be quiet......
bloody women
You are finally starting to understand :bounce: NEWBIE BE QUIET
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: wave Till next time kiss
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by HornyRed
Who cares :cheers: :rascal: smackbottom
Be quiet please poke
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

so you can make all the noise you want but i have to be quiet......
bloody women
You are finally starting to understand :bounce: NEWBIE BE QUIET
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: wave Till next time kiss
Bloody hell, thought she'd never go.... peace at last and my simpathy to poor dino, you are now my SH Hero
HornyRed
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Who cares :cheers: :rascal: smackbottom
Be quiet please poke
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

so you can make all the noise you want but i have to be quiet......
bloody women
You are finally starting to understand :bounce: NEWBIE BE QUIET
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: wave Till next time kiss
Bloody hell, thought she'd never go.... peace at last and my simpathy to poor dino, you are now my SH Hero
BOO HOO flipa RUN NOW bolt
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by HornyRed
Who cares :cheers: :rascal: smackbottom
Be quiet please poke
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

so you can make all the noise you want but i have to be quiet......
bloody women
You are finally starting to understand :bounce: NEWBIE BE QUIET
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: wave Till next time kiss
Bloody hell, thought she'd never go.... peace at last and my simpathy to poor dino, you are now my SH Hero
BOO HOO flipa RUN NOW bolt
i'm running nowhere :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: