Hi All

30 Dec 2003

Hello,
I bet you get this alot "I am new to this" well I really am, and had to get courage to join the forum. I have read some of the messages on here and if I say the wrong thing I know I will be crucified.
I am 23, male, live near woking.
If there is anything more you peeps wanna know just ask.
Thanks

30 Dec 2003

Hi 307
I felt like that just a few days ago.
they are a friendly lot here
take care, have fun
B

30 Dec 2003

Howdeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Oh yes, making dead anyone who steps out of line is a favourite pass-time of a lot of us on here wink

. No, not really, we're a friendly bunch really. A couple of things that might get people's backs up are, 1. assuming that we're all easy lays just because we chat on a swinging forum (we are, but there are nice ways to ask :wink: :wink: :wink: ) and 2. trying to discuss or encourage illegal activities, such as drug taking (OK, we all take them, but we don't talk about it :wink: :wink: :wink: ).
That's it really, be as polite as you would be to new friends you meet in real life and you'll be fine.
Oh and watch out for the piss-taking, take it in good spirit and you'll never look back.
Oh, BTW, are you bi????? :twisted: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Have fun and happy new year

30 Dec 2003

Morning and welcome!
Think Blue has said all the important things - be polite and we will all enjoy being with you. However, taking the piss is allowed so do join in!!
lol

:lol:

30 Dec 2003

Hiya 307,
Welcome to the forum, don't worry, it will only be a virtual crucifixion!
In answer to your questions, Forum has been around since May, It is always free, and I became a moderator so that i would be encouraged to stick around and make Fred Flintstone think that there was at least one person in this world he could feel superior to! redface

So, why 307? - Military link?
lhk
Kat

30 Dec 2003

Yea I have noticed that bluexxx is a joker and does take the piss, so I will watch words wisely. This does not mean that I will take the piss

30 Dec 2003

Quote by bluexxx
Oh, BTW, are you bi????? :twisted: :wink: :wink:

Oh and watch out for the prowlers - people who go round the forum welcoming newbies whilst stalking them! confused

I can just hear the hushed tones of David Attenborough talking us through a particular gruesome stalking scene set somewhere in the jungle here! :eeek:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Welcome 307 - enjoy your stay - Oh, and if you see Wilma - just ignore her! :shock:
YYEEEEESSSSS! lol

:lol:
Fred

30 Dec 2003

whats wrong with wilma,
i checked your site, very interesting. lol

30 Dec 2003

Ignore them, I'm nice really - in a sick sort of way :grin:

30 Dec 2003

Kat, you and uniforms, he drives a Peugeot lol

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PoshnBecks wink

30 Dec 2003

whats wrong with peugeots, hi poshnbecks where u from.
Sorry but the car is not an estate. :P

30 Dec 2003

Welcome from me too, 307. Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
It's amazing what you can do in a Ford Ka! :P

30 Dec 2003

thanks sappho, what kinda syuff you into e.g. music, movies, spare time?

30 Dec 2003

Hi 307
What a lovely vanilla question! I like all sorts of music, old and classic movies, books and pandering to my sensual side.
Speaking of which, just where is that man of mine? He knows who he is!

30 Dec 2003

Quote by Sappho
Speaking of which, just where is that man of mine? He knows who he is!

You have a man ? I pity the poor guy, I really do 8)
Carpathian, setting himself up something rotten

30 Dec 2003

Carpathian, all men suffer when they come into my orbit. Their willies shrivel and their balls recede as they realise how unworthy they are to bask in the splendour of my fabled beauty. They leave as mere husks, shadows of their former selves and yet, desperate for more...
It can have its trials being a sex goddess you know. Vacancies for new acolytes will be posted anon. Let me send you an application form, my sweet...

30 Dec 2003

Um Carpy, Sofa is where you left it last time. rolleyes

30 Dec 2003

And if you believe that load of total bollix, you're as big a fool as I am!

30 Dec 2003

Let me send you an application form, my sweet...

Um Carpy, Sofa is where you left it last time. rolleyes

Kat

30 Dec 2003

KitKat, just seen your page, and well....
*spits coffee all over his comp screen!*
Damn fine! lol

Chris
x-x-x

30 Dec 2003

Quote by KitKat
Let me send you an application form, my sweet...

Um Carpy, Sofa is where you left it last time. rolleyes

Kat
For some bizarre reason I've not made a dive for cover - she must...have....me....in...her.....hypnotic......grasp.......
Is the application form multiple choice or do you have to sign it in blood ?
Carpathian, who's never been a husk before

30 Dec 2003

No, just semen thank you Carpathian.

30 Dec 2003

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

30 Dec 2003

Quote by Sappho
No, just semen thank you Carpathian.

It may not be the neatest signature you've ever seen, in that case.
Do you have a dotted line I can sign then ? :twisted:
Carpathian

30 Dec 2003

Too late :roll:
*Kat wanders off muttering 'life expentency of the new guys is just so short nowadays' and humming #another one bites the dust#*
lhk
Kat

2 Jan 2004

Carpathian wrte:

You have a man ? I pity the poor guy, I really do

I think you'll find he copes just fine. It's hard, of course (permanently!), but he copes.

2 Jan 2004

:boo:
Love
Wilma
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