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Unknown User
Ooo i'll get the soldiers out.
breadded Soldiers that is
Horous
Sex God
Quote by Kit-Off
At the rate we are going you will have to by a bucher as I have alot of cooking to do so will you help if I cook in the nude

Help cook? Of course, but only if we do it BBQ style, don't know how to work an oven yet,, still early days.
john
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Unknown User
Quote by Kit-Off
At the rate we are going you will have to by a bucher as I have alot of cooking to do so will you help if I cook in the nude

Well, i have been known as the naked chef once or twice ;)
Best put an apron on tho, dont want no fat splashing on vital parts!
Kit__Off
Casanova
No thats boring I like them harder than that
Drifter
Orgasminator
Quote by Kit-Off
At the rate we are going you will have to by a bucher as I have alot of cooking to do so will you help if I cook in the nude

I did that once - ended up burning my sausage.
Kit__Off
Casanova
How many as I can eat alot
Unknown User
Quote by Kit-Off
How many as I can eat alot

lol Sausages isn't everthing tho, bacon for instance, well, breakfast isn't right with out it.
And a cup of tea.
Kit__Off
Casanova
If you want it out side then thats fine with me Just might be a little chilly
Kit__Off
Casanova
Quote by Drifter
At the rate we are going you will have to by a bucher as I have alot of cooking to do so will you help if I cook in the nude

I did that once - ended up burning my sausage.
Dont worry about that I can kiss them better for you
Kit__Off
Casanova
Where will you dip the becon?
Drifter
Orgasminator
Quote by Kit-Off
If you want it out side then thats fine with me Just might be a little chilly

Breakfast alfresco? I like that idea - good way to cool down my burned sausage.
Kit__Off
Casanova
Why do they need cooling off? I can go easy on you if you want
Horous
Sex God
Quote by Kit-Off
If you want it out side then thats fine with me Just might be a little chilly

I'll warm us up.
John
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Drifter
Orgasminator
Quote by Kit-Off
Why do they need cooling off? I can go easy on you if you want

I like mine well done.
Kit__Off
Casanova
Oh goodie I love beening hot.
Horous
Sex God
Quote by Kit-Off
Oh goodie I love beening hot.

That's what I like to hear. Now where's the food?
John
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Kit__Off
Casanova
Good as there my be some distractions
Unknown User
Quote by Kit-Off
Where will you dip the becon?

In your egg yoke? ;)
Kit__Off
Casanova
I think it might be burning as I am unable to check it. So can you check it for me and I will keep your part of the bed warm
Unknown User
Quote by Kit-Off
I think it might be burning as I am unable to check it. So can you check it for me and I will keep your part of the bed warm

No problem, i'll be up in a second, get a cuppa and few biscuits ready!
Kit__Off
Casanova
Thats the best bit so dont take too much
Horous
Sex God
Let's just do it together.
John
xx
HornyRed
Sex God
Kit-off , youve taken to this s/h posting forum thingy stuff like a duck to water , you seem to be having a great time . So glad you like it in here , your fitting in well . You`ll never get out you know ,,,,, wink :wink:
Kit__Off
Casanova
I am a great cook so you wont have to burn your self but if you do then I am a good nurse as well
Kit__Off
Casanova
This is great fun and everyone has welcomed me so nicly I dont want to leave.
Unknown User
Too right your not leaving yet, not even breakfast yet!
Kit__Off
Casanova
Quote by Benji Barnicals
Too right your not leaving yet, not even breakfast yet!

I am a night owl so I will be up all night. Can you keep up
Unknown User
Well i'm pretty wide awake after drinking all that tea! so i'll be up all night!
Kit__Off
Casanova
#So long as you dont have to leave for the loo every five mins thats fine. I dont like been left alon for to long
Horous
Sex God
Quote by Kit-Off
#So long as you dont have to leave for the loo every five mins thats fine. I dont like been left alon for to long

Never.
John
xx