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Sex God
Hi kit off and welcome , hope you find what your looking for 
Hello and :welcome: to Swinging Heaven.
Grab yourself a coffee and some biscuits and come and enjoy yourself in the forums, and perhaps the chatroom as well
:lol:
(By the way, its the newbies duty to provide biccies for the first 5 people that welcome them into the fold, and I prefer mine with chocolate on :lol: :lol: )
Grab yourself a coffee and some biscuits and come and enjoy yourself in the forums, and perhaps the chatroom as well
:lol: (By the way, its the newbies duty to provide biccies for the first 5 people that welcome them into the fold, and I prefer mine with chocolate on :lol: :lol: )
Quote by Nomad_Soul
Hello and :welcome: to Swinging Heaven.
Grab yourself a coffee and some biscuits and come and enjoy yourself in the forums, and perhaps the chatroom as well
(By the way, its the newbies duty to provide biccies for the first 5 people that welcome them into the fold, and I prefer mine with chocolate on :lol: :lol: )
I have the tea and biscuits here waighting but no one to drink it! Where are you?
Sex God
ello and welcome to the forums
have fun
have fun
Quote by Kit-Off
'Ello and welcome to the board.
Enjoy your stay, though prepare yourself, things can get a little "heated" round these parts! ;)
Benji
Hi Benji,
The more heated the better so give me your best shot.
From #Kit-Off
*splat*... sorry, hope that hit the spot ;)
... see what i mean? theres just no borderline here!
Anyway, make mine a crunch cream, failing that a ginger snap goes down a treat...
Benji
Sex God
Hey kit -off , your other halfs in here , just seen him 5 posts below ya .
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Hello and Welcome to the Rubber Room
If you know Libra then you will do fine after all any blonde who can try to buy Fags at a Garage by trying to go through a locked door instead of to the service window around half eleven on a Saturday Night.
Grab a drink and have fun
Steph
Ta Steph...now go read voddy's thread and you'll see, that's one of those selective memory moments that my old friend AL takes care of for me
Sex God
So just what happened to the Tea and Biccies? Been waiting all afternoon, and have now resorted to a very large Rum and Coke, so before I fall off my chair, :welcome: to you. Hope you have a great time here.
John
John
Sex God
Here I am, no sugar in that tea I hope, I have tied Knightrider up trying to sort out his responses, so we are free to indulge ourselves.
Cheers.
John
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Cheers.
John
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Knightrider cannot use the computer as I am. I have more to say than him and everyong seem to want to talk to me not him. I dont know why may be I am better looking than him I dont know. I hate the way I look so I really thought he would have more replys than me. Sorry I did put Sugar in your tea so I will make another one and I hope you turn up for this one.
Sex God
Just keep him off the Computer, and will drink this one while it's still hot.
John
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Sex God
Regular or chocolate?
John
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Sex God
Then I'll take the crumbs. Specially if they go Everywhere..................................!
John
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Sex God
I know that feeling, I generally get them in the bed, forget they are there, then try to sleep the next night. Takes ages to lick them all up.
John
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John
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