Hi all, quiet and nervous male seeks some chums to chat to..

3 Jul 2006

Firstly Hi everyone,
I am relatively new to this, and find the chatroom a little bit, well too much for me right now rolleyes

I am a nice genuine guy, looking for friends and fun, but dont know how to deal with this all.
Are us males all just knob obsessed testosterone monkeys?
I know when i get going, I can get a bit focused :P :twisted: and be as horny as the next devil.. but just wanted some advice..
I work in 2 cities, and find it hard to get time. Down in Milton Keynes a couple of days a week, and in manchester the rest..
I had a nice mail from Darkstar, who said there are some nice people on the forum to chat to, so here I am. Any buddies to help guide me through this would be appreciated.
Hope you are all top folkes, Hot here tonight might melt!
Hope to hear from some of you. Knob not out currently :shock:
Later
Jm

3 Jul 2006

Nice post fella smile

Just join in as and where you feel comfortable and get to know your way around... we're a friendly bunch - there are a few evil ones but as they're good in the sack we let them off ;)

3 Jul 2006

cheers bloke
seem like a friendly bunch from most of the posts..
I think just getting involved is the best way.
I am sure it most work, but like everything else in life..
You only get out what you put in, and if you are lucky get to put it in again biggrin

hohohoho
couldn't resist that lol

3 Jul 2006

JockMurray
Welcome to the forum.
Excellent first post. Join carry on as you are and you'll get along fine :thumbup:

3 Jul 2006

thanks lovely lady
I have only just started, and would love to get on well, and have some fun with you guys and gals
Lovely pic, but I am sure you have heard that thousands of times already... x

3 Jul 2006

Hiya :welcome: , sit back and enjoy from us biggrin

3 Jul 2006

what a nice bunch...
and I heard that a shed was most men's escape from Mrs..
That one looks a bit chilly and windswept sheddy...
Least it would keep the beers cold! :uhoh: :taz:

3 Jul 2006

Quote by jockmurray3
what a nice bunch...
and I heard that a shed was most men's escape from Mrs..
That one looks a bit chilly and windswept sheddy...
Least it would keep the beers cold! :uhoh: :taz:

If you see his 'mrs' you'll realise that he won't be trying to escape from her.... she's lovely, I nearly went straight ;)

3 Jul 2006

Aloha and welcome jock, have some fun here, the people are ace :thumbup:

3 Jul 2006

welcome welcome.....
you will have a lot of fun here..... and if you ever get nervous and shakey it is cos you haven't posted in the last hour...... so get your thoughts on here..... sit back watch the fun.... and enjoy the mickey taking and general good natured banter.
x x x x x

3 Jul 2006

Aloha and welcome jock, have some fun here, the people are ace

top, thanks, lovely profile lady, honoured that those hands, have typed me a message!.
They look well occupied in your prfile pics..x
hehe

3 Jul 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
If you see his 'mrs' you'll realise that he won't be trying to escape from her.... she's lovely, I nearly went straight ;)

dont listen to him jock....i'm horid really! lol

sheddys just come dashing over thinking i ment him wen i said aww that lovely after reading the post.....ur a star bloke...... kiss

3 Jul 2006

cheeky devil jock - flattery in this case, will probably get you nowhere, but 10/10 for effort!

3 Jul 2006

cheeky. soz...lavabubble
and, mrs sheddy, I see what bloke meant.
a Mrs as lovely as you would tend to mean the shed wouldn't get much maintenance..
as a fellow NW resident, I think you must be one of those super lovely ladies in the traf centre dressed, in not quite enough for the summer!
Enjoy the hot weather, at least it will rain again soon!

3 Jul 2006

Quote by jockmurray3
cheeky. soz...lavabubble

you will be biggrin

3 Jul 2006

Quote by jockmurray3
as a fellow NW resident, I think you must be one of those super lovely ladies in the traf centre dressed, in not quite enough for the summer!

Trafford centre.................whats that confused

................. It's King Street and Harvey Nics around here isn't it dunno

3 Jul 2006

:welcome: JM - you look as though yer settlin' in fine.
Keep posting and get to know people - it's the best way - you seem to have attracted quite a bit of quality already!!
Enjoy.
.

3 Jul 2006

hiya :P ....good post matey.....nice to see someone being nice and polite....and not expecting a shag ..........well....straight away pmsl lol biggrin

...enjoy :twisted:

3 Jul 2006

Hiya Jock

, you made it then wink

you'll be just fine here luv, just grab a brew / beer and join in :thumbup:
DarkFIRE x lol

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3 Jul 2006

Quote by Darkstar
Hiya Jock , you made it then
you'll be just fine here luv, just grab a brew / beer and join in :thumbup:
DarkFIRE x () :wink:

I did wonder.......

3 Jul 2006

Quote by Darkfire
Hiya Jock , you made it then
you'll be just fine here luv, just grab a brew / beer and join in :thumbup:
DarkFIRE x () :wink:

You tell him Damp!.... :lol:
Hi Jock, and welcome :wave:
Stormwalker

3 Jul 2006

well, what a top lot, think I might struggle to catch up on posts, but will keep getting in amonst it...
It is so f in HOT tonight.. sitting in room with fans going..
Hope i aint melted in the morning
Sorry boss, I cant come in, I am in the freezer, trying to reform..
If only it were that easy, imagine the ads now
"Unhappy with your body.. new from JML body moulds.. just melt it all down, get someone to pour you in, freeze, and hey presto.."
Wonder we would all buy the sme shaps.. might be a bit dull.. oh god, think brain has started to melt already! redface

3 Jul 2006

Quote by jockmurray3
well, what a top lot, think I might struggle to catch up on posts, but will keep getting in amonst it...
It is so f in HOT tonight.. sitting in room with fans going..
Hope i aint melted in the morning
Sorry boss, I cant come in, I am in the freezer, trying to reform..
If only it were that easy, imagine the ads now
"Unhappy with your body.. new from JML body moulds.. just melt it all down, get someone to pur you in, freeze, and hey presto.."
Wonder we would all buy the sme shaps.. might be a bit dull.. oh god, think brain has started to melt already!

Oh shit - don't tell the 'Is my cock big enough?' brigade!!
.

3 Jul 2006

awful thought...
but if the big dick brigade did go down that route, first time they got a blow job, it might be a bit of a lollipop melting kind of incident..
Plus if there is not enough meat down there already, then its got to come from someplace else..
Toe Ear Armpit..Think I would rather keep it pure, if you know what I mean :P

4 Jul 2006

Quote by jockmurray3
Are us males all just knob obsessed testosterone monkeys?
Jm

Yes

sorry, I've just got in from work and still a bit hyper :shock: Hi jockmonkey wave

and welcome to the madhouse. Don't mind me, I'm just one of those people your parents warned you against :twisted:

4 Jul 2006

A belated hello and :welcome: to the forum!
Be sure to stick around.
KM
x

7 Jul 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren

Are us males all just knob obsessed testosterone monkeys?
Jm

Yes

Oi don't call me monkey lol

Oh :welcome: jockmurray3

7 Jul 2006

Hi jock, good to see some new Welsh people here bolt