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Hi all, quiet and nervous male seeks some chums to chat to..

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Firstly Hi everyone,
I am relatively new to this, and find the chatroom a little bit, well too much for me right now rolleyes
I am a nice genuine guy, looking for friends and fun, but dont know how to deal with this all.
Are us males all just knob obsessed testosterone monkeys?
I know when i get going, I can get a bit focused :P :twisted: and be as horny as the next devil.. but just wanted some advice..
I work in 2 cities, and find it hard to get time. Down in Milton Keynes a couple of days a week, and in manchester the rest..
I had a nice mail from Darkstar, who said there are some nice people on the forum to chat to, so here I am. Any buddies to help guide me through this would be appreciated.
Hope you are all top folkes, Hot here tonight might melt!
Hope to hear from some of you. Knob not out currently :shock:
Later
Jm
Nice post fella smile Just join in as and where you feel comfortable and get to know your way around... we're a friendly bunch - there are a few evil ones but as they're good in the sack we let them off ;)
cheers bloke
seem like a friendly bunch from most of the posts..
I think just getting involved is the best way.
I am sure it most work, but like everything else in life..
You only get out what you put in, and if you are lucky get to put it in again biggrin
hohohoho
couldn't resist that lol
wave JockMurray
Welcome to the forum.
Excellent first post. Join carry on as you are and you'll get along fine :thumbup:
thanks lovely lady
I have only just started, and would love to get on well, and have some fun with you guys and gals
Lovely pic, but I am sure you have heard that thousands of times already... x
Hiya :welcome: , sit back and enjoy from us biggrin
what a nice bunch...
and I heard that a shed was most men's escape from Mrs..
That one looks a bit chilly and windswept sheddy...
Least it would keep the beers cold! :uhoh: :taz:
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what a nice bunch...
and I heard that a shed was most men's escape from Mrs..
That one looks a bit chilly and windswept sheddy...
Least it would keep the beers cold! :uhoh: :taz:

If you see his 'mrs' you'll realise that he won't be trying to escape from her.... she's lovely, I nearly went straight ;)
Aloha and welcome jock, have some fun here, the people are ace :thumbup:
welcome welcome.....
you will have a lot of fun here..... and if you ever get nervous and shakey it is cos you haven't posted in the last hour...... so get your thoughts on here..... sit back watch the fun.... and enjoy the mickey taking and general good natured banter.
x x x x x
Aloha and welcome jock, have some fun here, the people are ace

top, thanks, lovely profile lady, honoured that those hands, have typed me a message!.
They look well occupied in your prfile pics..x
hehe
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If you see his 'mrs' you'll realise that he won't be trying to escape from her.... she's lovely, I nearly went straight ;)

dont listen to him jock....i'm horid really! lol
sheddys just come dashing over thinking i ment him wen i said aww that lovely after reading the post.....ur a star bloke...... kiss
lol cheeky devil jock - flattery in this case, will probably get you nowhere, but 10/10 for effort!
cheeky. soz...lavabubble
and, mrs sheddy, I see what bloke meant.
a Mrs as lovely as you would tend to mean the shed wouldn't get much maintenance..
as a fellow NW resident, I think you must be one of those super lovely ladies in the traf centre dressed, in not quite enough for the summer!
Enjoy the hot weather, at least it will rain again soon!
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cheeky. soz...lavabubble

smackbottom you will be biggrin
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as a fellow NW resident, I think you must be one of those super lovely ladies in the traf centre dressed, in not quite enough for the summer!

Trafford centre.................whats that confused ................. It's King Street and Harvey Nics around here isn't it dunno
:welcome: JM - you look as though yer settlin' in fine.
Keep posting and get to know people - it's the best way - you seem to have attracted quite a bit of quality already!!
Enjoy.
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hiya :P ....good post matey.....nice to see someone being nice and polite....and not expecting a shag ..........well....straight away pmsl lol biggrin ...enjoy :twisted:
Hiya Jock wave, you made it then wink
you'll be just fine here luv, just grab a brew / beer and join in :thumbup:
DarkFIRE x lol (smackbottom) :wink:
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Hiya Jock wave, you made it then wink
you'll be just fine here luv, just grab a brew / beer and join in :thumbup:
DarkFIRE x lol (smackbottom) :wink:

I did wonder.......
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Hiya Jock wave, you made it then wink
you'll be just fine here luv, just grab a brew / beer and join in :thumbup:
DarkFIRE x lol (smackbottom) :wink:

You tell him Damp!.... :lol:
Hi Jock, and welcome :wave:
Stormwalker
well, what a top lot, think I might struggle to catch up on posts, but will keep getting in amonst it...
It is so f in HOT tonight.. sitting in room with fans going..
Hope i aint melted in the morning
Sorry boss, I cant come in, I am in the freezer, trying to reform..
If only it were that easy, imagine the ads now
"Unhappy with your body.. new from JML body moulds.. just melt it all down, get someone to pour you in, freeze, and hey presto.."
Wonder we would all buy the sme shaps.. might be a bit dull.. oh god, think brain has started to melt already! redface
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well, what a top lot, think I might struggle to catch up on posts, but will keep getting in amonst it...
It is so f in HOT tonight.. sitting in room with fans going..
Hope i aint melted in the morning
Sorry boss, I cant come in, I am in the freezer, trying to reform..
If only it were that easy, imagine the ads now
"Unhappy with your body.. new from JML body moulds.. just melt it all down, get someone to pur you in, freeze, and hey presto.."
Wonder we would all buy the sme shaps.. might be a bit dull.. oh god, think brain has started to melt already! redface

Oh shit - don't tell the 'Is my cock big enough?' brigade!!
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awful thought...
but if the big dick brigade did go down that route, first time they got a blow job, it might be a bit of a lollipop melting kind of incident..
Plus if there is not enough meat down there already, then its got to come from someplace else..
Toe Ear Armpit..Think I would rather keep it pure, if you know what I mean :P
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Are us males all just knob obsessed testosterone monkeys?
Jm

Yes rolleyes
sorry, I've just got in from work and still a bit hyper :shock: Hi jockmonkey wave and welcome to the madhouse. Don't mind me, I'm just one of those people your parents warned you against :twisted:
wave
A belated hello and :welcome: to the forum!
Be sure to stick around.
KM
x
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Are us males all just knob obsessed testosterone monkeys?
Jm

Yes rolleyes
Oi don't call me monkey lol
Oh :welcome: jockmurray3
Hi jock, good to see some new Welsh people here bolt