Just thought i would pop into the cafe for a coffee or maybe something stronger, say hello and introduce myself as i am new to the site (and scene)
Name is Andrew, 32 from Cardiff South Wales, I am 6ft3 tall short cropped brown hair, medium build, clean shaven, smart and intelligent (he says hoping there are no spelling mistakes).
Mainly joined the site to make new friends and anything else would be an added bonus, my problem is i can be fairly shy until I get to know people and at least on here you get the chance before any meetings take place.
Travel throughout Wales and the South West quite regularly with work (No I do not drive a Vectra or a Mondeo and nor do I have a suit Jacket Hanging in the back of the car, i am not a sales rep) i am a service engineer and in my own time do computer repairs and upgrades as a hobby/business (Fingers crossed the tax man is not reading that bit.
I am completely unshockable and open to all persuasions if you know what i mean, you dont spend 6 years in the forces and not see a thing or two.
Hope to chat to you all soon and feel free to contact me even if its just to say hello,I am available via messenger .
One more thing now i have bored you all sensless, well done to everybdy involved in the site it is excellent keep up the good work.
Stimulator
Andrew
Sorry that should have read See you later, mind must have been elsewhere AGAIN. LOL
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Hellooooooooo - welcome to the forum, hope you have lots of fun 
Hello Andrew and welcome to SH!
This is definitely the place to find friends, socially and otherwise, so join in and get to know us! It can be a little mad in here, but there is a lot of humour and banter and some wonderful people.
Can I suggest a bevy in the GFZ at the weekend? That should be Girlie Free Zone but that's just an oxymoron. Watch out for the pet pizza - it was left on the sofa for too long, got zapped by a Rampant Rabbit and became Frankenstein's monster.
Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
This is definitely the place to find friends, socially and otherwise, so join in and get to know us! It can be a little mad in here, but there is a lot of humour and banter and some wonderful people.
Can I suggest a bevy in the GFZ at the weekend? That should be Girlie Free Zone but that's just an oxymoron. Watch out for the pet pizza - it was left on the sofa for too long, got zapped by a Rampant Rabbit and became Frankenstein's monster.
Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
Hi, welcome..
You can't miss me : I'm the village idiot
(the one in the silver MONDEO with my JACKET HANGING IN THE BACK!!!
:x -I have to put it there or the various critturs I encounter on my travels will rip it to shreds and I'll have to go to Oxfam shop again)
Not to worry, none taken-might want to give you a shout if my computer needs Extreme Unction.
Artificer
Village Idiot, part-time poet, official Second to the SH Bard, keeper of the Queen's ferrets, Rural Correspondent, friend of all things furry.
You can't miss me : I'm the village idiot
(the one in the silver MONDEO with my JACKET HANGING IN THE BACK!!!
:x -I have to put it there or the various critturs I encounter on my travels will rip it to shreds and I'll have to go to Oxfam shop again)Not to worry, none taken-might want to give you a shout if my computer needs Extreme Unction.
Artificer
Village Idiot, part-time poet, official Second to the SH Bard, keeper of the Queen's ferrets, Rural Correspondent, friend of all things furry.
Sex God
Is oxymoron the right word? Are you implying that the girlies aren't free?
Sex God
Yes, I am running. It might look like a walk, but to be honest it wouldn't be safe to go any faster. I might knock you over when we finally collide.
Who said I was running away?
Sorry for the little thread hijack, Up4it. It's one of the hazards here. Welcome! I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun. I am.
Who said I was running away?
Sorry for the little thread hijack, Up4it. It's one of the hazards here. Welcome! I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun. I am.
:) :) 
Hi up4it,
A BIG welcome to the forum.
Take heed of Sappho's words and remember that in here (and the GFZ) we 'Girlies' just always have control (that applies to the TV remote too).
If you require proof, I will just point out that Kat is out doing the weekly grocery shop like a good lad (because he didn't do it at the weekend) and I am saying 'Hi' to you.
Hope you have fun
Kit
xxx
A BIG welcome to the forum.
Take heed of Sappho's words and remember that in here (and the GFZ) we 'Girlies' just always have control (that applies to the TV remote too).
If you require proof, I will just point out that Kat is out doing the weekly grocery shop like a good lad (because he didn't do it at the weekend) and I am saying 'Hi' to you.
Hope you have fun
Kit
xxx
Quote by Slave DriverBloody woman, how am I supposed to keep my ear to the ground in the forum when I have my shoulder to the wheel, nose to the grindstone, hand on the tiller, finger on the pulse, best foot forward, and all this while trying to keep a stiff upper lip!
I will just point out that Kat is out doing the weekly grocery shop like a good lad
Hiya up4it. just time to say hello before I go and clean the hearth with my tongue!
lhk
Kat
I will just point out that Kat is out doing the weekly grocery shop like a good ladBloody woman, how am I supposed to keep my ear to the ground in the forum when I have my shoulder to the wheel, nose to the grindstone, hand on the tiller, finger on the pulse, best foot forward, and all this while trying to keep a stiff upper lip!
Hiya up4it. just time to say hello before I go and clean the hearth with my tongue!
lhk
Kat
Do you not mean 'trying to keep my chamois leather on'???It was two chamois' leathers. And yes, it was a mistake to use sticky back velcro rather than fine cross stitching like Sappho, and who was the first person to grab and pull?? ME!! Just seeing if you looked as good as Brotherhood of Man!
hmm, let me think!
Quote by 247Lord save us, it is getting like the Chelsea Pensioners in here!
I am completely unshockable and open to all persuasions if you know what i mean, you dont spend 6 years in the forces and not see a thing or two.
lhk
Kat
Sex God
Hi there Up4it and welcome. I am the quiet one. Mainly because everytime I say anything I get slapped!! 
Come on in and join the fun. There are some wonderful people in here!
Come on in and join the fun. There are some wonderful people in here!
