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Hi-Jacking Herts Man's Post.....Best Job???

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Hi Herts Man, hope you don't mind.....I wanted to post on your thread about 'worst job' but I wanted to post about the best job I ever had.....so I thought I'd start my own thread....hope that's okay? smile
I have had two really marvellous jobs.....
1) Working in SeaWorld in Florida for nearly four months. Did this whilst at Uni, it was incredible, best of all we got free access to SeaWorld so I spent wonderful wonderful days there having lots of fun. Even got to touch Shamu the Killer Whale and managed to have a little fling!!
2) Working for a Chatline in an office with loads of other women. Very amusing, they used to bang on my window telling me to shut up because I was faking my orgasm too loudly.....LoL. In some ways it was really boring but in other ways it was fabulous, made so by the wonderful women I worked with.
The best for me has to be.. Working in Bermuda for 6 years for a Bank. rom the age of 22 - 28.
The job was great. The people wonderful and friendly. Weather superb. Pace of life just right. The women ... aaagh the women. :shock:
Now, why the f**k did I ever leave confused
Paul
Quote by Fun365
The women ... aaagh the women. :shock:

Sounds great :rascal:
My best job was working in New York for 6 months.
I fell deeply in love ... with New York.
I've always missed it.
Was there an interview for the chatline job DreamerHelen?
That would have been quite a nice job to be on the interview panel.....
"Right miss Fotheringay have you had much experience of moaning?"
"Could you give us a little demonstration, please"
"Next!"

Kinky Lizard
DreamerHelen, you're more than welcome to hijack my post anytime biggrin
Best job........um, probably when I was younger I used to work for a local horse breeder (for no money, so must have been love) looking after his horses (I can see the jokes now) , great animals, lots of great contryside and his wife always made us a home made cake every week. confused

"Quick hide! Here comes Herts Man"
biggrin
Kinky Lizard
biggrin , brings new meaning to the phrase " I'm feeling a little hoarse" :shock:
helen, i used to work on a chat line too.
it was one of those "call back" ones and we worked from home.
i used to have to sit in my living room with a washing up bottle full of water, squirting it into a bucket.... as the man on the other end of the phone begged me to carry on pi##ing for him!
it was so funny...or when they wanted to hear how "wet" i was....and i rubbed hand cream between my hands next to the phone reciever!
ahhhhh those were the days!!!
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<...> worked from home. i used to have to sit in my living room with a washing up bottle full of water, squirting it into a bucket.... as the man on the other end of the phone begged me to carry on pi##ing for him! <...> or when they wanted to hear how "wet" i was....and i rubbed hand cream between my hands next to the phone reciever! ahhhhh those were the days!!!

Isn't The Cafe just brill?
:grin: rotflmao :rotflmao: :grin:
biggrin :D
lol,
i can do u a special discount....... 99p a min.. if u supply ur own bucket and cream!!!!!
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Was there an interview for the chatline job DreamerHelen?
That would have been quite a nice job to be on the interview panel.....
"Right miss Fotheringay have you had much experience of moaning?"
"Could you give us a little demonstration, please"
"Next!"

Kinky Lizard

Actually it WAS a little like that.....LoL. Once we had got the job I was training with a couple of other people and we had to sit around a table and get comfortable using the words "cock" and "pussy" (I hope I'm allowed to say those words here!! If not, sorry)....It was quite amusing. My favourite memory is when I was having a break and one of the girls called me over, she had told her guy that she had a friend with her and he wanted to hear us "playing together", so we did a fake orgasm together.....it was great!!!
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helen, i used to work on a chat line too.
it was one of those "call back" ones and we worked from home.
i used to have to sit in my living room with a washing up bottle full of water, squirting it into a bucket.... as the man on the other end of the phone begged me to carry on pi##ing for him!
it was so funny...or when they wanted to hear how "wet" i was....and i rubbed hand cream between my hands next to the phone reciever!
ahhhhh those were the days!!!

Ahhhhh, so THAT's how you did it, I just used to move my fingers in and out of my mouth really fast and that usually satisfied them......a piece of advice for anyone that wants to do it, don't tell anyone on the line that you have a vibrator, otherwise they want to hear the sound......well, unless you have one there that is!! smile
It WAS geat fun to be there......loads of different people. I met my very first swinger there.....she was lovely, I always used to envy her and wanted to get into it.....well look at me now!!!! :shock: LoL
hellen, i remember doing two girl fake orgasms very well.
at least you were in the same room!
we had to do it by 3 way calling, once my friends phone got cut off and i was left on my own on the phone to the man.... i had to think quick... so i told him she had cum, and passed out from the sensation!!!!!
strangely enough he never called again!!!!
Being a dull shit, my best job, and most rewarding was back in 1984. I was working for a school projects team, on the old BBC B home computers, before the PC, making equipment so physically and mentally disabled kids could explore the technological world. The end result, the smiles and the hugs from the kids has never been repeated. Job satifaction, I wish it was so today.....
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....a piece of advice for anyone that wants to do it, don't tell anyone on the line that you have a vibrator, otherwise they want to hear the sound......well, unless you have one there that is!! smile

actually... i always found that if i had no batteries in my vibrator... i could just turn on my lady shave.. the never could tell the difference lol!!
i had the smoothest legs in england i think!!!!
Good idea Busty Babe......I use a manual shaver so that wouldn't work out for me.....used to be quite amusing, some of the guys DID actually get me hot believe it or not.....
/me puts "electric shaver" next to hellens name on xmas list!!!!!! lol
u were lucky hun, mine just made me want to laugh madly!!!
Yes, some of them just made me laugh.....in the space of 1 minute, they would go from "I'm sitting here with my cock in my hand" to "oh, I've just cum all over myself" and they also thought that I would get off by describing a blowjob.....
Although, the ones that came on and spent time talking to me and actually getting to know me were the ones I responded to.....
Guess what my name was on the line? biggrin
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The end result, the smiles and the hugs from the kids has never been repeated. Job satifaction, I wish it was so today.....

Ihave that job satisfaction, Rocky! I work with two children's groups in my own time, although I was introduced to them through my employment. Both groups are based in very deprived areas of Edinburgh and at Christmas I ask various local groups to donate presents for them and their families. Seeing their faces when I walk in the door with the Santa bags is sheer joy!
tut tut tut helen, these men were paying and u never managed to cum talking about a blow job????!!! sigh!!!
pmsl
next you will be trying to tell us that the guests on jerry springer are fakes too!!!
i have no idea what ur name could have been!
well actually i could guess... but might get banned from here!!! lol
mine was whatever fitted in best with who i was that day!
am getting worried now..
if my boss comes in and catches me on here AGAIN, i may just end up having to go back and work on a chatline.... except now i have given all my secrets away!!!!!!
oooeeeerrrrrrr
Really Busty Babe? My name used to stay the same otherwise I used to forget it.....and there were still times when I would slip up and say "Helen" by accident.....
Well I'll give you a clue about what my name was......there are cycles of this up in the sky....
<<thinks back to all her school lessons about cycles that are involve the sky.... and hopes to god that helen was not called nitrogen!!!!!!
ROFL.....nope Busty Babe.....not Nitrogen.....think night time sky....
at risk of making myself apear to be a coplete bimbo (no comments please!!!!!!!!)
lunar?????
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at risk of making myself apear to be a coplete bimbo (no comments please!!!!!!!!)
lunar?????
confused:

Very Good!!! Except it was spelled 'Luna'......I chose the name but I soooo wished I hadn't once I chose it.....no one would believe that was really my name....
phew.. that could have so easily gone the other way!!!
pmsl