Hmmm....not sure if this has been seen?

12 Jul 2004

Please don't read if you are male and easily offended!
One day three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large, raging,
violent river. They needed to get to the other side but had no idea of how
to do so.
The first man prayed to God saying 'Please God give me the strength to cross
the river'. Pfff! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to
swim across the river in about two hours, after almost drowning a couple of
times.
Seeing this, the second man prayed to God saying 'please God give me the
strength and tools to cross the river'. Pfff! God gave him a rowboat and he
was able to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing
the boat a couple of times.
The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also
prayed to God saying 'please God give me the strength and the tools and the
intelligence to cross the river'. Pfff! God turned him into a woman!!
She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards, then walked
across the bridge!!!!!!!!!
Thought it was kind of funny!
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12 Jul 2004

I panicked then. My daughter told me the same joke today. Then I remembered that she read it out of a gossip magazine, and THEN I remembered that you had only just posted this; so she couldn`t have possibly seen it here................
Good thing I remembered. I could have made a real twat of myself on here lol

Venusxxx

12 Jul 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sorry VenusnMars - didn't mean to scare you!
This one was doing the rounds at work today so I thought I'd share it with you all.
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12 Jul 2004

I posted a similar one in the giggle zone a couple of weeks ago, my version is more accurate lol

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They find a lamp and rub it and out pops a genie. "I will grant each of you one wish" the genie said.
The first blonde said that she wished to be smarter than the other two, and she turned into a brunette and swam off the island.
The second blonde said that she wished to be smarter than the other two, and she turned into a red-head and built a raft and rowed off the island.
The third blonde wished to be smarter than the other two, and she turned into a man and walked across the bridge.

12 Jul 2004

Hmmm well I won't argue because I'm in a good mood - I'll just say that they both seem pretty accurate judging by some of the people I know!
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12 Jul 2004

I know what you mean lol

12 Jul 2004

:laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao:
Nice one mate! :thumbup:

12 Jul 2004

A family and friends were sitting anxiously in a hospital waiting room waiting for news of thier loved one who was undergoing a lifesaving operation. Four hours passed, and the surgeon came in.
`I have good news and bad news` he said. `The good news is that I can save this person, but unfortunately we will have to embark on a cutting edge procedure which is going to be expensive....for this person needs a brain transplant.`
The next of kin told the surgeon that no price would be too much, but just how much will this cost?
`well`, the sugeon replied, `you have two choices, you can use the male brain we have in stock for $35,000 or if things are tight the female brain for $9000`.
At this there was some shuffling of the feet. The men looked at the women in discomfort, some even managed to hide thier grins, but finally, one could stand it no longer, and blurted out his question....
`But why is it that the female brain is so cheap?`
`Don`t be silly man`, the surgeon replied, `everybody knows that used goods are cheaper!`
Venusxxx

12 Jul 2004

Hehehehe...... I've seen that one but the other way round - must say though I prefer it the other way biggrin

The old ones are the best!