chrimbo xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx a winning lottery ticket denise van outen my daughter back from africa plenty of work for next year an invite to a new year party a brand new girlfriend ( who swings of course) so what would you like in yours xxxxxxxxxxxxxx steve xx
A signed mortgage agreement. But honestly apart from that I'm good ta Oh but a couple of boxes of Green and Blacks sample bars ( each from Asda) would go down a treat.
indeed .........but then again ???? a lot cheaper than wooing ...dates .....flowers etc .....will you marry me ...well it is christmas ( tongue in cheek but what cheek ) steve xx
will think of something that you may like to thank me back with hhhhhhhmmmmmmmm..... what could that be ??????????????????????????? steve ... the curious one seriously with your figure the cold shower would be the obvious choice ha ha ...lol steve xx
and wherever your mind is .......as for cold ...does that matter when making love with the one ???? your internal warmth should be enough.............. leaning against a fire all safe and warm ...cuddle cuddle xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx from him steve xx
you will just have to settle for less ......but less is more ?????? showerd and shaved and all alone .......hmmmm richard hammond indeed good job I am a laid back guy would be thinking you were cheating on me ( tongue in cheek ) ha ha .... steve xx
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm too late at night to argue i bow and gracefully retire but to lose out to a hammond .......... now wheres the jack daniels and amphetamine ....drowning in sorrow and refusal boo hoo boo hoo yeah right too bigger personality for that steve xx
Quote by blonde Can I have Richard Hammond please? :rascal:
Yes ........... when I've finished with him!!! Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Oi!!! I asked first!!! :giggle: You can have him when I'm done... if he's still alive! :twisted:
fighting over a man ???????????? never been heard of before ...............yeah right since the day of the wheel but hammond is well to say well a pretty man not a rugged guy ....but can understand why you females go all goey at the knees xxxxxxx have fun xxxxxxxxxx steve xx
Quote by Dirtygirlie Can I have Richard Hammond please? :rascal:
Yes ........... when I've finished with him!!! Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Oi!!! I asked first!!! :giggle: You can have him when I'm done... if he's still alive! :twisted: Unfortunately he is mine for tonight so :giggle: Well I can dream cant I
Quote by dekntan Can I have Richard Hammond please? :rascal:
Yes ........... when I've finished with him!!! Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Oi!!! I asked first!!! :giggle: You can have him when I'm done... if he's still alive! :twisted: Unfortunately he is mine for tonight so :giggle: Well I can dream cant I Oh no he isn't .......... he's mine!!!! :smug: Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde Can I have Richard Hammond please? :rascal:
Yes ........... when I've finished with him!!! Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Oi!!! I asked first!!! :giggle: You can have him when I'm done... if he's still alive! :twisted: Unfortunately he is mine for tonight so :giggle: Well I can dream cant I Oh no he isn't .......... he's mine!!!! :smug: Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Wanna bet mrs :rascal: :sparring: :giggle:
sorry girls ...............he is with me at the mo .....na na na na na didnt you know he bats for the other side ????????? hhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm steve xx ( now he is definitely mine )
A Werrr rabbit :silly: :silly: A cork for our cat!!! :censored: But seriously.... One or two (or three :twisted: ) ladies off here of course Pink, Dawn French, Anastacia, Pink....i know but i want seconds... just to be sure it was'nt a dream lol And a new MP3 Player :eeek:
Swinging Heaven features sexually explicit material. To access this site you must be of the legal age to engage with the material of an adult site.
By entering Swinging Heaven you agree to the following;
I am deemed an adult where I live, and I am at least 18 years old
I am allowed to access & view sexually explicit material
0 likes
:happy:
- and a posh pair of shoes.
