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Quote by noladreams30
rotflmao d'ya get a bit excited there Maz?!

Excited? Have you seen Tans boobs????
:inlove: :smitten: sillyhwoar:
Wait a minute- have you seen Nolas?!?!?!
Where is the toungue hanging out, chin on the floor emotion when you need it?!!?!??!
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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Oh yes... :rascal: as long as we're talking about the same warm substance being splashed! lol
Quote by mazandden

Actually, come to think, I'd rather have something warm splashed on my face.....
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Please enquire within! :rascal:
aaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhh!!! frustration to the max!!!!!
So you think you can help out on this matter then?!!!
Quote by Sixfootsix
Oh yes... :rascal: as long as we're talking about the same warm substance being splashed! lol

Tarmac?
dunno
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Quote by Sixfootsix
Oh yes... :rascal: as long as we're talking about the same warm substance being splashed! lol

Actually, come to think, I'd rather have something warm splashed on my face.....
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Please enquire within! :rascal:
aaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhh!!! frustration to the max!!!!!
So you think you can help out on this matter then?!!!
well, i'm hoping you're talking about chicken soup, cos i am....
I'm all out of chicken soup, you'll just have to make do with a concoction of my own making! :rascal:
Quote by Sixfootsix
I'm all out of chicken soup, you'll just have to make do with a concoction of my own making! :rascal:

well, i suppose it would have to do, so long as you keep your top off while you're making it for me....
You got yourself a deal! lol Now, where's this edimburgo place????
Quote by mazandden
I'm all out of chicken soup, you'll just have to make do with a concoction of my own making! :rascal:

well, i suppose it would have to do, so long as you keep your top off while you're making it for me....
Quote by mazandden
I'm all out of chicken soup, you'll just have to make do with a concoction of my own making! :rascal:

well, i suppose it would have to do, so long as you keep your top off while you're making it for me....
:thumbup: good call Maz, I may just have to come and watch!
You sure you don't want to throw in a helping hand miss dreams??? :rascal:
Quote by noladreams30
I'm all out of chicken soup, you'll just have to make do with a concoction of my own making! :rascal:

well, i suppose it would have to do, so long as you keep your top off while you're making it for me....
:thumbup: good call Maz, I may just have to come and watch!
Quote by Sixfootsix
You sure you don't want to throw in a helping hand miss dreams??? :rascal:

rolleyes if I must...
:rascal:
Im back i hope you have calmed down now? :laughabove: Is there anything round ere a nice gal can straddle? :uhoh:
To ease my aching back wink
Quote by TanKinky
Im back i hope you have calmed down now? :laughabove: Is there anything round ere a nice gal can straddle? :uhoh:
To ease my aching back wink

Ummmm.....
HELLLLOOOOO! :twisted:
(I can do my best gearstick impression too! lol)
Quote by Sixfootsix
Im back i hope you have calmed down now? :laughabove: Is there anything round ere a nice gal can straddle? :uhoh:
To ease my aching back wink

Ummmm.....
HELLLLOOOOO! :twisted:
(I can do my best gearstick impression too! lol)
:rascal:
Looks like you gels have got about 1 foot 8 inches each. wink
I'll come back when you've finished with him.
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well, as a physio, i know just the trick for a sore back....
it involves warm substances and some straddling exercises....
wink :twisted:
Quote by westerross
Looks like you gels have got about 1 foot 8 inches each. wink
I'll come back when you've finished with him.
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Nah, just join in... :rascal:
Quote by noladreams30
Looks like you gels have got about 1 foot 8 inches each. wink
I'll come back when you've finished with him.
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Nah, just join in... :rascal:
Yeah, but I can only manage about half of the 1 foot 8. Will that be enough?
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Quote by westerross
Yeah, but I can only manage about half of the 1 foot 8. Will that be enough?
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Wooohoooo is that 6ft 4?? :bounce:
Bring it on Chooony :bounce:
6ft 4 ish??? dunno
big 'ish'??? confused
oh never mind........... bring it on Chooony baby!!! :twisted:
:bounce:
Quote by Missy

Yeah, but I can only manage about half of the 1 foot 8. Will that be enough?
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Wooohoooo is that 6ft 4?? :bounce:
Bring it on Chooony :bounce:
6ft 4 ish??? dunno
big 'ish'??? confused
oh never mind........... bring it on Chooony baby!!! :twisted:
:bounce:
I reckon half of 1 foot 8 is about 10 inches.
Now, allowing for inflation, optimism bias, my publicist's percentage and you not having yer glasses on I might just get away with it. :undecided:
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Quote by westerross
I reckon half of 1 foot 8 is about 10 inches.
Now, allowing for inflation, optimism bias, my publicist's percentage and you not having yer glasses on I might just get away with it. :undecided:
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But is that a male 10" or a female 10" wink
Personally, I wouldnt even bother answering, as this bit says it all :twisted:
Quote by Missy
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oh never mind........... bring it on Chooony baby!!! :twisted:
Quote by mazandden
well, as a physio, i know just the trick for a sore back....
it involves warm substances and some straddling exercises....
wink :twisted:

Where do i sign up :notes: hump
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Personally, I wouldnt even bother answering, as this bit says it all :twisted:

:doh:
That's me all over (I wish rolleyes). I really must stop being so technical - I'll give meself a self-inflicted smackbottom
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