Hold the fort someone please

23 Jun 2005

Yo!
I'm going to be offline for a while while I reconfigure my system to take advantage of the new server and server software I've installed.
I've advised the glazier that a number of patches will be required to cover monitor shaped holes in my office window ;) over the next day or so...
Should be fully back online over the weekend sometime.
Just don't enjoy yourselves too much while I'm slaving away you rotters :twisted:

23 Jun 2005

Ok..... so you told the Glaziers.......
What about the relatives of the old lady who was squashed by a mysterious falling monitor???? some compensation maybe?????
See you when you get back.....
equi-princess xxx

23 Jun 2005

Quote by JQL
Yo!
I'm going to be offline for a while while I reconfigure my system to take advantage of the new server and server software I've installed.
I've advised the glazier that a number of patches will be required to cover monitor shaped holes in my office window ;) over the next day or so...
Should be fully back online over the weekend sometime.
Just don't enjoy yourselves too much while I'm slaving away you rotters :twisted:

You obviously haven't RTFM then have you JQL???
It states quite clearly that when pc locks up you follow the following procedure:
1). Kick pc
2). Reboot
3). Scream at machine
4). Reboot
5). Yell: 'Work you bastard!!!'
6). Reboot
7). Throw pc out of window, advise insurance company of pending compensation lawsuits.
(I see you have ignored steps 1 thru 6 and gone straight for 7 - tsk tsk.. invalid warranty)

23 Jun 2005

Shame you picked today to do it. I guess you'll miss the final of the SH ladies wrestling then. sad

I've just ordered 15 gallons of extra babyoil as well. Ho-hum. Have fun mate, I'll try and get you some pictures of the contest, but don't hold yer breath. I may be busy. lol

23 Jun 2005

Voddy.... woo hooo.....
Party invites are on their way......
Break open his secret stash of champagne quick..........
equi-princess xxx