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holiday challenge???..cmon have a go

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Ok here goes , heres my dilemma....
My lovely partner and i are off on hollybobs to Mexico, for the first time, and so I have been therefore set a task.!!!!
That is to come up with a role play sex diary for ( here goes) ALL 14 DAYS!!!
My god that is going to be hard...or quite the contrary after 14 days but what I thought was hey , lets open this up to the cafe, see who can come up with 14 role play scenarios or fantasies and we will see how many of them are achieved....I may be opening mtself up for a setup here but what the heck it will be a laugh im sure.....So....
if possible give us 14 different (possibly progressively so) scenarios that can be taken on leading up to a final days bacchanalial finale!
Perhaps i could post back the results here to let you know how we get on..
PS anyone gpt any swing tips for down that way? We read anamazing story here of Cancun a while back ..a bit ott for us at the mo as we r newbies but it sounded eye popping....anyway , we would like some memories to quietly smirk to behind our desks when we r back in work over the next year so cmon the challenge has been set!
Heres to your imaginations!!
Goodyas xx
Best of luck with the role play, if you get stuck for ideas
Quote by st3v3
Best of luck with the role play, if you get stuck for ideas this should help

:doh: Theres always one rolleyes
:lol2: bolt
First day - unpack
Next 12 days ........... something with the 12 days of Christmas theme
On the first day of hols my true love sent to me.....
A suprise shag up a pear tree biggrin (There must be pear trees in Mexico dunno )
On the 2nd day of hols my true love sent to me two pervy looks, and a surprise shag in a pear tree :D
On the 3rd day of hols my true love sent to me - three french kisses, two pery looks and a surprise shag in a pear tree cool
On the 4th day of hols my true love sent to me four sexy words, three french kisses, two pervy looks and a surprise shag in a pear tree :D
On the 5th day of hols my true love sent to me Anal, and a very sor-rre ring :shock: four sexy words, three french kisses, two pery looks and a surprise shag in a pear tree :twisted:
And so on and so on :D :bounce:
Then last day, pack confused
not more bloody " wank fodder" rolleyes wink
On the 5th day of hols my true love sent to me Anal, and a very sor-rre ring :shock: four sexy words, three french kisses, two pery looks and a surprise shag in a pear tree

rotflmao :rotflmao: Missy
Why not go to Switzerland instead, then you can have some Swiss roll play.
rolleyes
Je prends mon manteau bolt
Quote by MikeNorth
Je prends mon manteau bolt

Je ferais prends plus que juste mon manteau, ils ai l'overthere de neige en ce moment !
lol
nice one missy!
I get the idea, the logistics of day 14 will be a mommoth task haha...it deserves a reply when we r back thanks.
looks like i will get my thinkin cap on here , sombrero sorry!
goodyas biggrin
Quote by Missy
A suprise shag up a pear tree biggrin (There must be pear trees in Mexico dunno )

prickly-pear?
lp
On the 6th day of hols my true love said to me "Sex please we're playing"
Anal, and a very sor-rre ring :shock:
four sexy words
three french kisses
two pervy looks
and a surprise shag in a pear tree
:karaoke:
That's the first week done cool
Quote by Missy
On the 6th day of hols my true love said to me "Sex please we're playing"
Anal, and a very sor-rre ring :shock:
four sexy words
three french kisses
two pervy looks
and a surprise shag in a pear tree
:karaoke:
That's the first week done cool

lol :lol:
two words...........bloody nutter kiss
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh Missy I cant wait for the rest :giggle:
Just change "at the club" to "on holiday"
Quote by PoloLady
Now everyone sing along.............
On the first night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave meeeeeee.......
And a penis not too hairy!
On the second night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the third night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the fourth night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the fifth night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Five fingers up my ringggggggggggggggg.............
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the sixth night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Six geezas laying,
Five fingers up my ringggggggggggggggg,
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the seventh night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Seven couples swinging,
Six geezas laying,
Five fingers up my ringggggggggggggggg,
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the eigth night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Eight boobs for milking,
Seven couples swinging,
Six geezas laying,
Five fingers up my ringggggggggggggggg,
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the ninth night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Nine strippers dancing,
Eight boobs for milking,
Seven couples swinging,
Six geezas laying,
Five fingers up my ringggggggggggggggg,
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the tenth night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Ten lads a learing,
Nine strippers dancing,
Eight boobs for milking,
Seven couples swinging,
Six geezas laying,
Five fingers up my ringggggggggggggggg,
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the eleventh night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Eleven wipes for wiping, (you'll see why in the next verse)
Ten lads a learing,
Nine strippers dancing,
Eight boobs for milking,
Seven couples swinging,
Six geezas laying,
Five fingers up my ringggggggggggggggg,
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the twelfth night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Twelve cummers cumming,
Eleven wipes for wiping,
Ten lads a learing,
Nine strippers dancing,
Eight boobs for milking,
Seven couples swinging,
Six geezas laying,
Five fingers up my ringggggggggggggggg,
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
Quote by PoloLady
Just change "at the club" to "on holiday"
Now everyone sing along.............
On the first night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave meeeeeee.......
And a penis not too hairy!
On the second night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the third night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the fourth night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the fifth night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Five fingers up my ringggggggggggggggg.............
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the sixth night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Six geezas laying,
Five fingers up my ringggggggggggggggg,
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the seventh night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Seven couples swinging,
Six geezas laying,
Five fingers up my ringggggggggggggggg,
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the eigth night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Eight boobs for milking,
Seven couples swinging,
Six geezas laying,
Five fingers up my ringggggggggggggggg,
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the ninth night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Nine strippers dancing,
Eight boobs for milking,
Seven couples swinging,
Six geezas laying,
Five fingers up my ringggggggggggggggg,
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the tenth night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Ten lads a learing,
Nine strippers dancing,
Eight boobs for milking,
Seven couples swinging,
Six geezas laying,
Five fingers up my ringggggggggggggggg,
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the eleventh night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Eleven wipes for wiping, (you'll see why in the next verse)
Ten lads a learing,
Nine strippers dancing,
Eight boobs for milking,
Seven couples swinging,
Six geezas laying,
Five fingers up my ringggggggggggggggg,
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the twelfth night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Twelve cummers cumming,
Eleven wipes for wiping,
Ten lads a learing,
Nine strippers dancing,
Eight boobs for milking,
Seven couples swinging,
Six geezas laying,
Five fingers up my ringggggggggggggggg,
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!

And then there's the downside to the above ..... It sticks in your head after a while, and may not get away with calling it a Xmas song when I'm at work :!:
But love it tho.