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You know why they say men like to be seen in a flash car? innocent bolt
Its another posh FIAT
Its a car, who cares dunno
Quote by flower411
Its a car, who cares dunno

OOOOOO OOOOOO can we have a "guess brucies response to Dawnies post" competition ??? lol
I reckon he`ll say something along the lines of every woman is a sucker for a guy in an expensive car and is a dead cert if the guy is even vaguely good looking ...
Quote by brucie
thats usually my position dawnie, but the masarati was fun. and i have to say, driving around central london and up through mayfair i now realise that an expensive car really is a pussy magnet.

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Quote by brucie
thats usually my position dawnie, but the masarati was fun. and i have to say, driving around central london and up through mayfair i now realise that an expensive car really is a pussy magnet.

I wondered why my cats haven't come home yet rolleyes
its *ALL* about the lambourghini.
A lambo is basically a massive bilboard saying "Im loaded and love to have fun!"
My uncle has a couple and he is automatic good times.
Quote by flower411
thats usually my position dawnie, but the masarati was fun. and i have to say, driving around central london and up through mayfair i now realise that an expensive car really is a pussy magnet.

I wondered why my cats haven't come home yet rolleyes
Oh god minx !!!
Whadya go and say that for ???
I`ve now got this vision of brucie shaggin ya cat on the bonnet of a masarati !!! :shock: :shock:
I have two Flower sorry to spoil your vision! wink
Pussy keep their paws warm on the bonnet of car, everyone one knows that, and they leave paw prints all over the place!! lol
I drove my non flash Honda today as well, it and I went to Peterborough!! rotflmao
Quote by Kaznkev
thats usually my position dawnie, but the masarati was fun. and i have to say, driving around central london and up through mayfair i now realise that an expensive car really is a pussy magnet.

I wondered why my cats haven't come home yet rolleyes
Oh god minx !!!
Whadya go and say that for ???
I`ve now got this vision of brucie shaggin ya cat on the bonnet of a masarati !!! :shock: :shock:
rotflmao
better tell minx you done it again flower,at least 3 times today wink
Done what three times?
Quote by Kaznkev
its *ALL* about the lambourghini.
A lambo is basically a massive bilboard saying "Im loaded and love to have fun!"
My uncle has a couple and he is automatic good times.

Does your uncle look like you?
Then I really be auntie kaz,just imagine the dysfunctional possibilites
Dysfunctional possibilities rotflmao Love it biggrin
My uncle is *MUCH* better looking than I am.
taller and more built. Also wears nicer (read more expensive) clothes and has a fancy stylist so he doesnt need to hide his thinning hair by shaving it redface
Ah nothing says penis extension quite like a sports car rolleyes
I'm more of a classic car fan myself. I could easily pass up a guy in a Porche for one sat behind the wheel of a Jag - pref a Series 3 but I'm not fussy cool
a little of topic now, but hes rolling in young girls.
we barely even get to see him these days. Jetting all over the place.
He said something about an alter-ego. "brucie" or soemthing. who knows. :P
Quote by Anoush
a little of topic now, but hes rolling in young girls.
we barely even get to see him these days. Jetting all over the place.
He said something about an alter-ego. "brucie" or soemthing. who knows. :P

I think you'll find the young girls disappear like fog in the sun if the money wasn't there - or was discovered not to be there in the first place.
Masarati?....What is one of those?
It cannot possibly be anywhere near as good as one of these....

Now THIS is a pulling magnet, even if you was bald old and spotty, ya would pull a page three stunner. wink
Quote by flower411
men, you know nothing, this is the ultimate car,
guaranteed pussy magnet,and a classic too

Any car with me sitting in it is gonna attract the more discerning lol

:lol2: bolt
Quote by Lost
men, you know nothing, this is the ultimate car,
guaranteed pussy magnet,and a classic too

Any car with me sitting in it is gonna attract the more discerning lol

:lol2: bolt
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Quote by flower411
thats usually my position dawnie, but the masarati was fun. and i have to say, driving around central london and up through mayfair i now realise that an expensive car really is a pussy magnet.

I wondered why my cats haven't come home yet rolleyes
Oh god minx !!!
Whadya go and say that for ???
I`ve now got this vision of brucie shaggin ya cat on the bonnet of a masarati !!! :shock: :shock:
:laughabove:
ffs Brucie.....that was shallow but oh so funny. lol lol