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HOME ALONE ……………. Advice for aspiring house husban

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Quote by Dino.
it really isnt that hard, ive got myself a pile of disposable plates, plastic knives, forks n spoons. Im not gonna wear clothes during the day so they will be cleaner for longer, put a sleeping bag on the bed so the sheets wont need washing/ changing etc, sending the washing to the launderette and getting a service wash( includes ironing)and the day before she comes home, ive got a cleaner coming round for £20,,,, Sorted biggrin wink gives me time to watch the Ausses get whooped

So you haven't told the missus I'm coming to stay?
shhhhhhh, she`ll hear you wink
Quote by Dino.
shhhhhhh, she`ll hear you wink

I hear everything :wink: job list on its way :wink: