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Genuine Erotic male poet, seeking females who would like to get some very horny poems e mailed directly into their box! Feel free to mail or IM me ladies, John
Good grief!! Not another poet. You know, I sometimes wonder if there aren't more poets here than swingers!
Welcome John. I don't need a poem thanks, but I am sure you will have great fun. There are certainly enough ladies here to give inspiration and get the creative juices flowing (please - no-one make a crude joke out of that or I will set Jags on you evil).
Jags could very well set upon without any further provocation...my memory hasn't faded!!
x xx mad
What the hell have I done now? :shock:
Thanks for the welcome Will, Now all I need is the ladies...................Come on Girls, I promise I won't bite, but I may give you a severe tongue lashing!!! 69position
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What the hell have I done now? :shock:

lol lol You don't remember????? Great..................
Now I can have fun. :happy: :happy:
I think I remember everything. Put it this way, I don't think there can be anything worse than the bits I do remember, and I won't be in the least bit embarrassed about them becoming more widely known soooooooooo.............
Do your worst sweetheart! wink . Now why do I get the impression that I am going to regret saying that! :doh:.
Fred???? Come and help me out! PLEASE? I have still got the bite marks on the inside of my thighs!
rolleyes Oh Will!
Do your worst sweetheart! . Now why do I get the impression that I am going to regret saying that! .

Darling, didn't we agree that a) no more Jags-baiting and b) you'd think before posting remarks of a generally flammatory nature?
I have still got the bite marks on the inside of my thighs!

Not guilty on that one! Honestly! :P
Oh, and before I forget - Welcome to SH Electricpoet! As Will has intimated we have a number of fine poets here in the forum so you're joining good company. Perhaps you'd like to give us a taste of your versifying?
Sappho xxx
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rolleyes Oh Will!
Do your worst sweetheart! . Now why do I get the impression that I am going to regret saying that! .

Darling, didn't we agree that a) no more Jags-baiting and b) you'd think before posting remarks of a generally flammatory nature?
I have still got the bite marks on the inside of my thighs!

Not guilty on that one! Honestly! :P
But...... But.......But
Oh alright. I'll be good (I need a sulking emoticon!)
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
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I need a sulking emoticon

and in no time at all...........

Thanks Wilma kiss
God, I love this place!!
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Do your worst sweetheart! wink . Now why do I get the impression that I am going to regret saying that! :doh:.

I remember using very similar words myself once, many threads ago. I didn't regret it at all.