And she strangle enjoyed it

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try waxing :shock:
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Suggest you get your own back.
Let her carry out her obsessive depilatory attack on your more intimate parts, and then leave it a few weeks until the bristles have re-emerged.
The sensation then associated with intercourse is about as much fun as having a rabid hedgehog seek to hibernate within those tender depths.
On reflection, though, I can think of one or two who would find that to be one of their "things"