Hot Ads

25 May 2007

Sorry but I'm feeling in a cruel mood sad

Have just dicovered the HOT AD section in the photo ads bit. These are people who haven't had a reply to their ad and you are invited to be the first to say hello!
They are brilliant. I read three or four and was giigling to myself
"I want a slim woman in a short skirt and a shaven pussy so I can lick it" absolutely priceless lol

:lol:
I know some of you will be able to drag out some of my past gaffs but what does the guy think is going to reply?
Visit HOT ADS and enjoy.

25 May 2007

Where are they confused

25 May 2007

Quote by Mallock2006
Where are they

Sorry I mislead you :? . They're called SAY HELLO in the photo ad section wink

25 May 2007

Quote by Mallock2006
Where are they

http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/category-20-1.html

25 May 2007

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Where are they

http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/category-20-1.html
Naughty Sarge encouraging the piss taking!! smackbottom

In Edit: It's actually a great category for catching the numpties! :lol2:

25 May 2007

Oooooh! Are there cock shots in abundance? rolleyes

25 May 2007

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Oooooh! Are there cock shots in abundance?

Most have no pics - in fact one advert I saw literally had random gibberish (such as ssasdasrasdfsdgsajgsg) in it! :shock:
dunno

25 May 2007

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Oooooh! Are there cock shots in abundance?

Not really... but plenty of one liners and very demanding adverts. Which I know you just love!
bolt

25 May 2007

Sassy points Sarge towards the one that reads 'film maker making a documentary about swingers' :shock:

25 May 2007

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Sassy points Sarge towards the one that reads 'film maker making a documentary about swingers' :shock:

Kiss already pointed Sarge towards that 10 minutes ago but I think he must be off looking at boobies in the chatroom again. rolleyes

25 May 2007

Quote by Kiss
Sassy points Sarge towards the one that reads 'film maker making a documentary about swingers' :shock:

Kiss already pointed Sarge towards that 10 minutes ago but I think he must be off looking at boobies in the chatroom again. rolleyes

Typical! :roll:

25 May 2007

Quote by Kiss
Sassy points Sarge towards the one that reads 'film maker making a documentary about swingers' :shock:

Kiss already pointed Sarge towards that 10 minutes ago but I think he must be off looking at boobies in the chatroom again. rolleyes

Sorted!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

25 May 2007

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sassy points Sarge towards the one that reads 'film maker making a documentary about swingers' :shock:

Kiss already pointed Sarge towards that 10 minutes ago but I think he must be off looking at boobies in the chatroom again. rolleyes

Sorted!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
But did you see any boobies? dunno

25 May 2007

Quote by Kiss
But did you see any boobies?

Yes ....... look!! confused

:?

Blue footed Boobies!! lol

:lol: :lol:

25 May 2007

:? :? :?
Ok so that was actually quite funny! :lol2: wink

25 May 2007

I justed loved this one
rolleyes

"looking to bang fit birds. don't care if you're married or not, don't want yourlife story. just want to fuck you til you scream with my big cock " :roll:

25 May 2007

Quote by keeno
I justed loved this one
"looking to bang fit birds. don't care if you're married or not, don't want yourlife story. just want to fuck you til you scream with my big cock " :roll:

I'll take that as a compliment Keeno! :grin:
:lol2:

25 May 2007

Quote by keeno
I justed loved this one
"looking to bang fit birds. don't care if you're married or not, don't want yourlife story. just want to fuck you til you scream with my big cock " :roll:

Who said romance is dead? hump

25 May 2007

i'm just a durty fooker lookin for filthy lasses

To the point I suppose!

25 May 2007

There are TWO HUNDRED AND SIXTY TWO pages of them since APRIL!
I make no fun of them as a whole though, not when my own ad's did ziltch! sad

25 May 2007

Quote by niceandgentle
There are TWO HUNDRED AND SIXTY TWO pages of them since APRIL!
I make no fun of them as a whole though, not when my own ad's did ziltch!

And all the women hear complain about how many replies they get :shock:
But its not the volume of the response that counts its the quality of the wording. At least that's what I tell myself.
(replies to Keeno ads = 0)

25 May 2007

Awwwww Keeno kiss

Where's your ad. I will answer it
(Are there 2 t's or 1 in pratt?)

25 May 2007

Thanks for pointing this out Keeno (and Sarge). Some are utterly priceless e.g.

hello, i just wasnt some fun, fogget all this typing shit

...should get a nice long queue forming!

25 May 2007

Most have no pics - in fact one advert I saw literally had random gibberish (such as ssasdasrasdfsdgsajgsg)in it! :shock:
dunno

Hope you spelt that right could it be his/ her pen name lol

25 May 2007

Quote by buckingfabe
Awwwww Keeno Where's your ad. I will answer it
(Are there 2 t's or 1 in pratt?)

I deleted my adds before posting this so they couldn't be held up to ridicule biggrin

but if anyone wants to answer an ad I may have written. I'd be glad of the PMs. I'd love to have a swollen inbox. :shock:
That's 2 Ts in pratt and 2 i in idiot :D

26 May 2007

10 pages in and still no ads with photos , in the photo ads humm
couldnt decide which ad i most wanted to reply to,
though this was the most tempting lol ....
always good for giving u a lick n more 26/05/2007 00:07
or the one looking for redy easy woman lol
i wonder why they havent had any replys yet
xxx fem

27 May 2007

Quote by 4playinc
Most have no pics - in fact one advert I saw literally had random gibberish (such as ssasdasrasdfsdgsajgsg) in it! :shock:

OI!
Klingons need sex aswell you know.....
Are you telling me a 7 ft tall male carrying a large weapon does nothing for some people? lol

:lol: