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If , as this place is often referred to, SH Towers, was a seaside hotel in somewhere classy like Skegvegas or Morcambfornia, what job copuld you see yourself wanting to do...or could you see a fellow forumite doing?
Hotel could be a la Fawlty Towers stylee or like Hotel Babylon :twisted:
who would be front of house?
greeter?
bellhop?
Maitre D?
Head Chef
Pool Attendant?
Masseur/masseuse
and so on
Id like to be the lady who stocked the mini bars all day long...one for me...one for the customer hic drinkies
sorry dont particularly care about the OP just wanted to say welcome back mrs bone xxxxxxxxx
i know nothing of Hotel Babylon, but does this Hotel have floor to cieling windowson the fitth floor and above?
I'd like floor to cieling windows please.
lp
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sorry dont particularly care about the OP just wanted to say welcome back mrs bone xxxxxxxxx

aww thanks hun kiss
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sorry dont particularly care about the OP just wanted to say welcome back mrs bone xxxxxxxxx

aww thanks hun kiss
ok now i been nice
where is my cake :twisted:
mmmmmmmm matron.. errr Maitre D for me.. wink
but I think I would hide the "safe" somewhere else... :shock:
Just
"dont mention the war dear"
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Reacher
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Well hello there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Well hello there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wave
Never mind all that " wave " nonsence, where are my windows?
lp
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Never mind all that " wave " nonsence, where are my windows?
lp

yes sweetheart, you can have as many windows, as big as you want....my treat lol
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Never mind all that " wave " nonsence, where are my windows?
lp

yes sweetheart, you can have as many windows, as big as you want....my treat lolmost kind, can I reserve the ninth floor corner suite?
lp
Bags I the masseuse job :twisted:
Fab to see you guys back kiss
erm i would probably be running the kitchen :twisted:
welcome back
I'll do reception
If you're name is not on the list, you are not coming in!
:giggle:
I'll do room service! :twisted:
,,,,,I did i did i did I knew i saw a bonedigger :bounce:
Hello you biggrin
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,,,,,I did i did i did I knew i saw a bonedigger :bounce:
Hello you biggrin

wave my sweet thing!
I'll run the ice-cream/coffee parlour on the ground floor. biggrin:D:D:D:D
lol hello ms whippy!! no probs....i had a rather sudden departure for personal reasons....and wasnt expecting to be back.
If you still wanna post em hun that would be ever so nice, but no probs if real life things happen xxx
wave hello Mrs bonedigger :wave:
:bounce: Could I have the job in Maintenance. :bounce:
I'd be able to attend to guests plumbing with my trusty plunger. :grin:
The Concierge is crap. They let you riff-raff back in. rolleyes
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wave hello Mrs bonedigger :wave:
:bounce: Could I have the job in Maintenance. :bounce:
I'd be able to attend to guests plumbing with my trusty plunger. :grin:

:wave: to you Manc xx
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The Concierge is crap. They let you riff-raff back in. rolleyes

This concierge was on her dinner break :giggle:
Must of been the other one redface
OI .............. WB wave lol
far be it from me to cast aspersions, but ffs don't let Sassy near your music rolleyes before you know it you'll be invaded by strange 'arty' people singing to 'the stones' (and i mean the standing ones as opposed to the rolling ones)
I'll do the doors for you kiddo kiss
wink
(no, seriously, Sassy and music is not someting you want to combine unless you suffer from insomnia ..... lmao, sorry babes but it cured mine xxxx)
I'll be the majority shareholder and live off the dividends...
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i know nothing of Hotel Babylon, but does this Hotel have floor to cieling windowson the fitth floor and above?
I'd like floor to cieling windows please.
lp

I want a soft see through floor plaese.
I'd like to be the owner madam, as long as I can have a Spanish waiter.
Oh and welcome back, about bloody time... ;-)
thanks Pete and res....nice to be missed biggrin lol
this hotel is shaping up nicely!!