House mates, who'd have em!!

4 Jun 2005

Im absolutely fuming mad

and have no one to talk to this early so i'll tell you lot.
Being a single guy cool

and by no means house proud redface

ive helped out a friend of mine by letting her move in for a short period until she sorts herself out. :doh: Very generous of me i thort with no sexual favours ever intended.
Now its got to the point where its almost not my house anymore or thats the way it seems.... knickers,bra's and make up everywhere, never tidies up her mess, never washes out the bath after shaving etc and this girl topped it all last night by removing all my wet washing (that i needed to dry for the munch and she knew it!!) off the radiators and replacing it with her own and chucking mine to the ground so it got dirty and its now currently being rewashed. :x
Am i being picky, does she have an ulterior motive, is she lazy or shud i just smother her with a pillow while she sleeps and feed her body to pigs? dunno

Lets just say that a poison pen letter is currently tucked under her door at this moment waiting for her when she awakens. :twisted:
OH CRAP she will be here alone without my supervision for the weekend blink

, ... is my insurance up to date? :dry:
If you read this and see me looking pale over the weekend you will know why ! :scared:

4 Jun 2005

You gotta tell her straight mate, either get her act together, start tidying up after herself, leave your gear alone, wash her own pots and clothes, do her share of the ironing ........................or offer some sex in exchange............that should ease the damage wink

If that fails go to plan B and smother her with a pillow and feed her to the pigs. ( I shan't tell anyone) :lol: :lol:

4 Jun 2005

Babes its your house. You need to sit her down and tell her your not happy,
Set out some house Rules and just tell her its curtesy to clean up after herself
If you dont it will get worse.
Have a great night tonight kiss

4 Jun 2005

Feck all that
Show her the door mate, sounds like more trouble than she's worth.
A real freind would never treat your place and things with so much disrespect
imho

4 Jun 2005

Quote by midlandsman1970
shud i just smother her with a pillow while she sleeps and feed her body to pigs?

What have the pigs done to upset you??? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: wink

4 Jun 2005

Hiya honey ...
Good to see you around smile

You definitely need to say something to her. Perhaps lay down some ground rules about behaviour etc.
Then if it doesn't get better you need to get rid of her. It's your home and she should respect that. If she is a true friend she will hopefully pick her ideas up after you've chatted to her.
Calista x

4 Jun 2005

Hi mate, either make her pay rent if she's going to take over your house, throw her out unless she tidies up, make her magically "dissappear" while you sort out her stuff :twisted: or tell her that if she's gonna continue to leave her stuff everywhere and create a mess, she'll have to repay you with sexual favours lol

That way you win either way biggrin

4 Jun 2005

You could always advertise for a little submissive housemaid. Ask around at the munch. If life throws you a lemon, make lemonade!
:cheers:

4 Jun 2005

maybe you should talk to her and ask her to clean her act up or move out smile