House-warming gifts for Swingers

24 Jul 2011

I'm flat-hunting at the mo and, in a moment of wishful thinking, was mentally adding things to my wishlist of potential house-warming presents as I perused various websites. It got me thinking...
What would you take to a swinger's house-warming party? What essential bits of 'kit' do you think no self-respecting swinger should be without?
I'll bring a jumbo box of condoms lol

24 Jul 2011

Curtains?

24 Jul 2011

A nice thick Sheep Skin Rug or two....

24 Jul 2011

How's about a sex swing?
Never been brave enough myself, but they look good fun. :rascal:

24 Jul 2011

Quote by noladreams
How's about a sex swing?
Never been brave enough myself, but they look good fun. :rascal:

They are - you should def try it. biggrin

I'd take a web-cam that has a good clamp-style holder so you can attach it to anything you need - like door frame, table edge, curtain rail. that way you get the best view you can. :D

24 Jul 2011

leather sofa cleaner

24 Jul 2011

Rubber sheets if you`re a squirter like me :notes:

24 Jul 2011

Quote by thevillians
A nice thick Sheep Skin Rug or two....

Ah, you must mean shagpile. Yes.. :twisted:

24 Jul 2011

Reserved parking cones to put up the road on an expected busy night lol

24 Jul 2011

Quote by noladreams
How's about a sex swing?
Never been brave enough myself, but they look good fun. :rascal:

They are

25 Jul 2011

Wooden salt and pepper mills.
Shaped like cocks.
For when the inlaws come to dinner.
innocent

25 Jul 2011

Quote by tony200
i'd bring myself

I think she already has a few of those ;)
they rock :thumbup:

25 Jul 2011

A bowl.
For the keys....

25 Jul 2011

Quote by Serendipity
Wooden salt and pepper mills.
Shaped like cocks.
For when the inlaws come to dinner.

Made me chuckle!

25 Jul 2011

Quote by Big_Fraser
i'd bring myself

I think she already has a few of those ;)
they rock :thumbup:
got one lol just need john to fill it with water n then heat it up then partyyyyyyyyyyyyy

26 Jul 2011

Quote by sara2010

I think she already has a few of those ;)
Layzee spa they rock :thumbup:

got one lol just need john to fill it with water n then heat it up then partyyyyyyyyyyyyy
oooh you lucky lady! careful you dont lose condoms into the filter - voids the warranty wink

26 Jul 2011

Quote by Big_Fraser

I think she already has a few of those ;)
Layzee spa they rock :thumbup:

got one lol just need john to fill it with water n then heat it up then partyyyyyyyyyyyyy
oooh you lucky lady! careful you dont lose condoms into the filter - voids the warranty wink

no warranty to void lol was the most ace deal on ebay ever lol

27 Jul 2011

Quote by foxylady2209
How's about a sex swing?
Never been brave enough myself, but they look good fun. :rascal:

They are - you should def try it. biggrin

I'd take a web-cam that has a good clamp-style holder so you can attach it to anything you need - like door frame, table edge, curtain rail. that way you get the best view you can. :DO' yes good fun,
..... and mirrors, lots.
and Oliver Oil

29 Jul 2011

A good useful gift for swingers who've just moved into a new house are a pair of knee pads