House-warming gifts for Swingers

Sex God

0 likes 24 Jul 2011

I'm flat-hunting at the mo and, in a moment of wishful thinking, was mentally adding things to my wishlist of potential house-warming presents as I perused various websites. It got me thinking...
What would you take to a swinger's house-warming party? What essential bits of 'kit' do you think no self-respecting swinger should be without?
I'll bring a jumbo box of condoms lol

bluexxx

Sex God

0 likes 24 Jul 2011

Curtains?

thevillians

Master of Sex

0 likes 24 Jul 2011

A nice thick Sheep Skin Rug or two....

noladreams

Sex God

0 likes 24 Jul 2011

How's about a sex swing?
Never been brave enough myself, but they look good fun. :rascal:

foxylady2209

Sex God

0 likes 24 Jul 2011

Quote by noladreams
How's about a sex swing?
Never been brave enough myself, but they look good fun. :rascal:

They are - you should def try it. biggrin

I'd take a web-cam that has a good clamp-style holder so you can attach it to anything you need - like door frame, table edge, curtain rail. that way you get the best view you can. :D

sara2010

Orgasminator

0 likes 24 Jul 2011

leather sofa cleaner

mrs__bmw

Casanova

0 likes 24 Jul 2011

Rubber sheets if you`re a squirter like me :notes:

MikeNorth

Sex God

0 likes 24 Jul 2011

Quote by thevillians
A nice thick Sheep Skin Rug or two....

Ah, you must mean shagpile. Yes.. :twisted:

tony200

Forum Virgin

0 likes 24 Jul 2011

I'm flat-hunting at the mo and, in a moment of wishful thinking, was mentally adding things to my wishlist of potential house-warming presents as I perused various websites. It got me thinking...
What would you take to a swinger's house-warming party? What essential bits of 'kit' do you think no self-respecting swinger should be without?
i'd bring myself

tweeky

Sex God

0 likes 24 Jul 2011

Reserved parking cones to put up the road on an expected busy night lol

HnS

Sex God

0 likes 24 Jul 2011

Quote by noladreams
How's about a sex swing?
Never been brave enough myself, but they look good fun. :rascal:

They are

Serendipity

Sex God

0 likes 25 Jul 2011

Wooden salt and pepper mills.
Shaped like cocks.
For when the inlaws come to dinner.
innocent

Big_Fraser

Orgasminator

0 likes 25 Jul 2011

Quote by tony200
i'd bring myself

I think she already has a few of those ;)
they rock :thumbup:

essex34m

Sex God

0 likes 25 Jul 2011

A bowl.
For the keys....

noladreams

Sex God

0 likes 25 Jul 2011

Quote by Serendipity
Wooden salt and pepper mills.
Shaped like cocks.
For when the inlaws come to dinner.

Made me chuckle!

sara2010

Orgasminator

0 likes 25 Jul 2011

Quote by Big_Fraser
i'd bring myself

I think she already has a few of those ;)
they rock :thumbup:
got one lol just need john to fill it with water n then heat it up then partyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Big_Fraser

Orgasminator

0 likes 26 Jul 2011

Quote by sara2010

I think she already has a few of those ;)
Layzee spa they rock :thumbup:

got one lol just need john to fill it with water n then heat it up then partyyyyyyyyyyyyy
oooh you lucky lady! careful you dont lose condoms into the filter - voids the warranty wink

sara2010

Orgasminator

0 likes 26 Jul 2011

Quote by Big_Fraser

I think she already has a few of those ;)
Layzee spa they rock :thumbup:

got one lol just need john to fill it with water n then heat it up then partyyyyyyyyyyyyy
oooh you lucky lady! careful you dont lose condoms into the filter - voids the warranty wink

no warranty to void lol was the most ace deal on ebay ever lol

tmann

Sex God

0 likes 27 Jul 2011

Quote by foxylady2209
How's about a sex swing?
Never been brave enough myself, but they look good fun. :rascal:

They are - you should def try it. biggrin

I'd take a web-cam that has a good clamp-style holder so you can attach it to anything you need - like door frame, table edge, curtain rail. that way you get the best view you can. :DO' yes good fun,
..... and mirrors, lots.
and Oliver Oil

Lost

Sex God

0 likes 29 Jul 2011

A good useful gift for swingers who've just moved into a new house are a pair of knee pads