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Quote by PoloLady
Accommodation and incidentals rolleyes lol

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Marya_Northeast - Did you know that I still think of you from this thread all that time ago ??
Quote by dambuster
Marya_Northeast - Did you know that I still think of you from this thread all that time ago ??

Gosh! That was many moons ago redface and no, I had no idea! kiss
Quote by mazandden
Marya,whats a GCL?
great cock lover?
greater chested lady?

lol
Genuine Cock Lover! Those who love to give head! Slurrrrp!
Mazandden, what in god's name possessed you to wink me!?!? :lol:
Pololady - do you really drip arse water after douching your botty in preparation for anal?
:twisted:
Quote by dambuster

it depends on what I'm doing redface

The ironing of course rolleyes
:shock:
Don't hold your breath waiting to hear her ironing :roll:
Ermm I don't do ironing (apart from little square things) surprisedops:
Quote by Marya_Northeast
Pololady - do you really drip arse water after douching your botty in preparation for anal?
:twisted:

Only a little splatter if you fart immediately after rotflmao
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde

it depends on what I'm doing redface

The ironing of course rolleyes
:shock:
Don't hold your breath waiting to hear her ironing :roll:
Ermm I don't do ironing (apart from little square things) surprisedops:
Dammie is really Sponge Bob Squarepants? :shock:
Quote by PoloLady
Pololady - do you really drip arse water after douching your botty in preparation for anal?
:twisted:

Only a little splatter if you fart immediately after rotflmao
Oh god! lol
Question for all:
Do you sometimes wish you'd never asked??? :lol:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Dammie is really Sponge Bob Squarepants? :shock:

PMSL
No it's just I can only iron things like tea towels & pillow cases redface
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
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No it's just I can only iron things like tea towels & pillow cases redface

:shock: You iron tea towels?
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde

I practice learning to iron with them
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
FB passes HLB a shirt to iron!
Quote by Freckledbird
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
FB passes HLB a shirt to iron!

Not a good thing to do
If you're lucky it would just be more creased
If you're unlucky it would be burnt or have a hole it it :doh:
Buy shirts that don't need ironing - much easier wink
Quote by Freckledbird
Buy shirts that don't need ironing - much easier wink

i have a great shirt that i wash then just hang it has crinkles in it, at wedding I was told by my mate to invest in an iron, till I told him its meant to be like that. :giggle:
Quote by Freckledbird
Buy shirts that don't need ironing - much easier wink

Or get dammie to iron everything :giggle:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Buy shirts that don't need ironing - much easier wink

Or get dammie to iron everything :giggle:
Can you spare him to do mine?
Quote by Freckledbird
Can you spare him to do mine?

What do I get in return?
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde

Can you spare him to do mine?

What do I get in return?
Whatever you want honey wink
Cakey bun? I do a very nice Mississippi mud pie - ask Choon!
Quote by Freckledbird

Can you spare him to do mine?

What do I get in return?
Whatever you want honey wink
Cakey bun? I do a very nice Mississippi mud pie - ask Choon!
Excellent.
It's a done deal :thumbup:
PoshKate: Do you have a narrow boat, or do I just imagine it? smile
Quote by Philfuller
PoshKate: Do you have a narrow boat, or do I just imagine it? smile

lol sorry hun you've imagined that one..... :lol:
Quote by poshkate
PoshKate: Do you have a narrow boat, or do I just imagine it? smile

lol sorry hun you've imagined that one..... :lol:
I can't quite imagine PK on the manchester ship canal rotflmao
HLB: how many websites do you have photos on?
Quote by PoloLady
HLB: how many websites do you have photos on?

5
that I know of
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
PoshKate: Do you have a narrow boat, or do I just imagine it? smile

lol sorry hun you've imagined that one..... :lol:
I can't quite imagine PK on the manchester ship canal rotflmao
:rotflmao:
I think I'll steer clear of the ship canal, although I did have a long weekend once on a narrow boat in Oxford and it was lovely. biggrin But Plilfuller....you're nearly right....I do have a boat but it goes a little faster than a narrow boat... :lol:
Quote by poshkate
PoshKate: Do you have a narrow boat, or do I just imagine it? smile

lol sorry hun you've imagined that one..... :lol:
I can't quite imagine PK on the manchester ship canal rotflmao
:rotflmao:
I think I'll steer clear of the ship canal, although I did have a long weekend once on a narrow boat in Oxford and it was lovely. biggrin But Plilfuller....you're nearly right....I do have a boat but it goes a little faster than a narrow boat... :lol:
just becareful where she puts her spiniker :giggle:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I can't quite imagine PK on the manchester ship canal rotflmao

I did say 'narrow boat' ... any old canal will do for that!!
Imagination is a great consolation, lol! lol
Mr-Powers: What was your most disappointing sexual encounter and how many pairs of pants do you have?
Quote by poshkate
I did have a long weekend once on a narrow boat in Oxford and it was lovely.

Now you're talking ... they do take a long time ... weekends on narrow boats biggrin