I have just been woken up by having half a cup full of cold water poured down my left ear hole.
So after climbing back down from the ceiling, after I was left there with my fingers embedded up there, I want my retrabu......ritubuti....retribut.......I want to get my own back.
This nasty pasty of a woman thinks she is untouchable..................so any ideas on how to get my own back :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Dave_Notts
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How can I get my own back (Now got my own back 28/08/06)
Sex God
Clingfilm the toilet seat :giggle: :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Dave__Nottstake the batterys out of her toys
I have just been woken up by having half a cup full of cold water poured down my left ear hole.
So after climbing back down from the ceiling, after I was left there with my fingers embedded up there, I want my retrabu......ritubuti....retribut.......I want to get my own back.
This nasty pasty of a woman thinks she is untouchable..................so any ideas on how to get my own back :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Dave_Notts
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Quote by northeastcoupleuktake the batterys out of her toys
I have just been woken up by having half a cup full of cold water poured down my left ear hole.
So after climbing back down from the ceiling, after I was left there with my fingers embedded up there, I want my retrabu......ritubuti....retribut.......I want to get my own back.
This nasty pasty of a woman thinks she is untouchable..................so any ideas on how to get my own back :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Dave_Notts
Either that or replace the batteries with dud ones. The have only dud ones lying around the house. :twisted:
Sex God
Take one of her favs shoes
(Sorry Alex)
(Sorry Alex)
Sex God
hide her shoes and credit cards :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Dave__Notts
..................so any ideas on how to get my own back :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Dave_Notts
Yeah you could try peeing into the wind
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Warming the Bed
Recipe for revenge
1...Take 4 large pickled onions, and prior to going to bed, ingest.
2....Leave to ferment overnight in upper/lower colon. Allow time for produced gases to warm thoroughly.
3....Release gases silently under quilt in morning.
4....Whilst still sleeping, sprinkle her face with cold water.
5.....Try to suppress your mirth as you watch her dive under the covers.
6.....Remove yourself from arm`s reach
Remember. Revenge is a dish best served anytime.
1...Take 4 large pickled onions, and prior to going to bed, ingest.
2....Leave to ferment overnight in upper/lower colon. Allow time for produced gases to warm thoroughly.
3....Release gases silently under quilt in morning.
4....Whilst still sleeping, sprinkle her face with cold water.
5.....Try to suppress your mirth as you watch her dive under the covers.
6.....Remove yourself from arm`s reach
Remember. Revenge is a dish best served anytime.
Quote by handsometype
Recipe for revenge
1...Take 4 large pickled onions, and prior to going to bed, ingest.
2....Leave to ferment overnight in upper/lower colon. Allow time for produced gases to warm thoroughly.
3....Release gases silently under quilt in morning.
4....Whilst still sleeping, sprinkle her face with cold water.
5.....Try to suppress your mirth as you watch her dive under the covers.
6.....Remove yourself from the country
Remember. Revenge is a dish best served anytime.
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Recipe for revenge
1...Take 4 large pickled onions, and prior to going to bed, ingest.
2....Leave to ferment overnight in upper/lower colon. Allow time for produced gases to warm thoroughly.
3....Release gases silently under quilt in morning.
4....Whilst still sleeping, sprinkle her face with cold water.
5.....Try to suppress your mirth as you watch her dive under the covers.
6.....Remove yourself from the country
Remember. Revenge is a dish best served anytime.
:laughabove: - Just caught up on this post - LMAO
What a cruel bunch, but armed with all the above info from the 'SH Dirty Tricks' book - I'll be sure I tread carefully and sleep with one eye open.
Sex God
You could make sure she can only park her car by parallel reversing, should keep her occupied for several hours :giggle:
Sex God
Wait till she's having a nice relaxing bath ... then throw a jug of cold water over her ... she'll scream, then laugh ... am sure you can take it from there 
Quote by blueeyes6969
Recipe for revenge
1...Take 4 large pickled onions, and prior to going to bed, ingest.
2....Leave to ferment overnight in upper/lower colon. Allow time for produced gases to warm thoroughly.
3....Release gases silently under quilt in morning.
4....Whilst still sleeping, sprinkle her face with cold water.
5.....Try to suppress your mirth as you watch her dive under the covers.
6.....Remove yourself from the country
Remember. Revenge is a dish best served anytime.
:laughabove: - Just caught up on this post - LMAO
What a cruel bunch, but armed with all the above info from the 'SH Dirty Tricks' book - I'll be sure I tread carefully and sleep with one eye open.
An alternative is to cover any sensitive or 'fluffy' areas with sticky back plastic and watch the drama unfold
Another option is to make sure the plastic is in a very visible place and write your pet name for your beloved on it which ensures confinement in the house or a definite removal of the plastic. Wonder where I got that idea from...........................
???? 
Sex God
A small patch of double sided tape inside her bra, just where the nipples are, could keep both her hands occupied methinks.
If she wears a belt - you could always punch an extra hole in it so she thinks she's put on some weight.
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If she wears a belt - you could always punch an extra hole in it so she thinks she's put on some weight.
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Today I got my own back.............................and by divine intervention as well :shock:
I went to B&Q this afternoon and she didn't want to come in. So I left her gas bagging in the car with her mate. While in B&Q the heavens opened with thunder & lightening, and a bit of hail thrown in. When I got back to the car.........well.......within 25 yards of it I heard the screams .
Honestly......I didn't plan it. I had left the windows down (electric).........and taken the keys with me. She was looking like a drowned rat. All that I can say is.......................
"THERE IS A GOD"
Dave_Notts
PS
Bloke- she said she will give me ten blow jobs a day for a week if she gets a pic of you two in action.
Dawn-mids- she said she will snog you on Saturday for sticking up for her
Sarah- Nasty pasty about the shoes
Meaty and Steve-Mids- she said you pair of dirty barstewards
I went to B&Q this afternoon and she didn't want to come in. So I left her gas bagging in the car with her mate. While in B&Q the heavens opened with thunder & lightening, and a bit of hail thrown in. When I got back to the car.........well.......within 25 yards of it I heard the screams
. Honestly......I didn't plan it. I had left the windows down (electric).........and taken the keys with me. She was looking like a drowned rat. All that I can say is.......................
"THERE IS A GOD"
Dave_Notts
PS
Bloke- she said she will give me ten blow jobs a day for a week if she gets a pic of you two in action.
Dawn-mids- she said she will snog you on Saturday for sticking up for her
Sarah- Nasty pasty about the shoes
Meaty and Steve-Mids- she said you pair of dirty barstewards
Sex God
but whose car got soaked?????
Sex God
D'you mean to say you're not going to put my suggestions into action? Gotto say I'm disappointed. Next time I'll think up something really bland!
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