How can you spot a swinger in the vanila world?

6 Oct 2008

Met a couple at a vanila party they came across like swingers but we were not sure.
I was talking to a woman at a vanila party and then her husband spoke to us and the first thing he said to us was "what do we do for fun at the weekends" I was drunk and could mot help laughing lots.
How can you spot a swinger in the vanila world?

6 Oct 2008

They throw their car keys into the nearest fruit bowl?
Its tattooed on their foreheads?
:dunno:
Surely the fun is in the finding out as no one is going to make it that obvious are they? wink

6 Oct 2008

I was introduced to a couple by my son - the guy said to me as I said goodnight *We'd like to meet you under different circumstances*
I didn't have a clue what he meant - when my son came home I told him what had been said, he answered with a grin "oh, there swingers mum" asking him how he knew - he grinned again and winked confused

:? Flipping kids!

6 Oct 2008

:doh:
Its the wink! wink

6 Oct 2008

Quote by helnheaven
They throw their car keys into the nearest fruit bowl?
Its tattooed on their foreheads?

They have pampas grass in their front garden and a cream leather sofa .......... don't you know anything? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

6 Oct 2008

Quote by blonde

They throw their car keys into the nearest fruit bowl?
Its tattooed on their foreheads?

They have pampas grass in their front garden and a cream leather sofa .......... don't you know anything? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Guess whos got both :giggle: redface

6 Oct 2008

Quote by helnheaven

They throw their car keys into the nearest fruit bowl?
Its tattooed on their foreheads?

They have pampas grass in their front garden and a cream leather sofa .......... don't you know anything? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Guess whos got both :giggle: redface

See! :smug:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

6 Oct 2008

I've met people through my job who wouldn't surprise me in the least if they 'came out' so to speak :giggle:
The funniest was the woman who invited me into the hot tub with her and her female friend. I wouldn't say so much but I was there to nurse her mother! :shock:
Sassy checks for 'swinger' tattoo on her forehead :shock:

6 Oct 2008

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I've met people through my job who wouldn't surprise me in the least if they 'came out' so to speak :giggle:
The funniest was the woman who invited me into the hot tub with her and her female friend. I wouldn't say so much but I was there to nurse her mother! :shock:
Sassy checks for 'swinger' tattoo on her forehead :shock:

Havent got room on mine for one.....I already have Mug tattooed there lol

6 Oct 2008

Quote by helnheaven
I've met people through my job who wouldn't surprise me in the least if they 'came out' so to speak :giggle:
The funniest was the woman who invited me into the hot tub with her and her female friend. I wouldn't say so much but I was there to nurse her mother! :shock:
Sassy checks for 'swinger' tattoo on her forehead :shock:

Havent got room on mine for one.....I already have Mug tattooed there lol

Just checked and I've got the same rolleyes

6 Oct 2008

:shock: swingers? :shock:
I cud'nt spot the blinkin buggas at a munch even if I tried! redface

7 Oct 2008

I remain clueless, but I seem to attract swingers everywhere I go on the net. Even on my website, which has nothing to do with swinging or dating.
I must look very naughty :twisted:

7 Oct 2008

Quote by venus68
I must look very naughty :twisted:

um.............yes you do :twisted:

7 Oct 2008

Quote by blonde

They throw their car keys into the nearest fruit bowl?
Its tattooed on their foreheads?

They have pampas grass in their front garden and a cream leather sofa .......... don't you know anything? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Guess whos got both :giggle: redface

See! :smug:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
i hav'nt got either confused

OMG this is a swingers site?!!! :shock: i only came for the bingo lol

7 Oct 2008

Quote by venus68
I remain clueless, but I seem to attract swingers everywhere I go on the net. Even on my website, which has nothing to do with swinging or dating.
I must look very naughty :twisted:

Errrr, i know about your website and it's not really suprising you'll get this bunch visiting is it? rotflmao

7 Oct 2008

I always suspect people who are sun tanned!!???!!!
Lol, it CAN be embarrassing!!!
I need to get out more, lol.

7 Oct 2008

no bra and zips open lol

7 Oct 2008

They'll be in Asda buying a tiger loaf or two.... lol

7 Oct 2008

I'm not sure I would notice if someone was giving me the come on I am really that naive. redface

7 Oct 2008

Quote by naughtynymphos1
i only came for the bingo

2 little ducks......... 63!
I can do bingo :smug:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

8 Oct 2008

Quote by blonde

i only came for the bingo

2 little ducks......... 63!
I can do bingo :smug:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
House !!!!!