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Warming the Bed
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As the topic says How did you come up with your user name
our is Cheshire Couple as we live in cheshire but we have seen some names on here like Superram,Blinkingpowder ect
So come on how did you all get your user names lol
Orgasminator
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Errmmm I guess its obvious where I got mine from
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We shagged two thousand and five blokes during 2005 and thought it needed to be captured in some discreet way wink
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Easy that I dropped a letter or 2 from my name and added my favourite number (can't think why its my fave) A bit boring really, though a mate came up with a good way to generate a user name.
1: write lots of random word's on seperate piece's of paper
2: put them in a bowl and pick a couple out (without looking).
work's a treat even if they don't make any sense If I remember rightly he came up with
tomato chaser make's no sense at all but I think that's the point most of the time. smile
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I was born with mine! redface surprisedops: :oops:
So I have to live up to it wink :wink: :twisted:
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We shagged two thousand and five blokes during 2005 and thought it needed to be captured in some discreet way wink
lol so will you do 2006 for this year? could be a swinging heaven record coming here and in the north east go on bloke2005
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I've had several different nicknames since I first started on this site several years ago now.
First of all it was FUNINIBIZA as i spent many a holiday in Ibiza and love it there. I'm well suited to the way of life out there lol
Next it was FUNINBOURNEMOUTH which remained with me throughout my single bifem time on the site.
As it was long people used to shorten it to FUNIN or FIB.
Since then I met mike and therefore as i was mostly known as FUNIN I stuck with it and just added the mike on the end.
There u go
hugs n all
Funin
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Mine was given to me when I first registered with MSN chat, I typed my name in & it came up with Mythicallilacgem, I love fantasy, my favourite colour is lilac & my name is Gemma so thought it was very apt. Over the years it got shortened to lilacgem biggrin
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SkyBlue : my football team
Babes: im little (as in height not ass size!!)
and the other half is a Liverpool fan so i know that this profile name REALLY REALLY annoys him!!! biggrin
Master of Sex
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It was another forum member who thought of my name (rogerthedragon) over breakfast wink I wanted to buy a hornet motorbike and as i had not yet joined the site as a member yet, only a reader, roger and charlotte encouraged me to sign up. Hence the name. Don't know where he got Harlot from though lol :wink:
:love: xxx
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Back in my newbie days, when I thought this was a quick shag site, a large percentage of ads used to include the phrase "must be discreet", so I decided to literally 'be discreet'. It's a fairly silly name, but then again, I'm a fairly silly person.
The 'Mister' was something of an afterthought, but it's served me wll over the years, I hardly ever get unwanted PMs from semi-literate men!
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The felixx part came from my great grandma and the 1416 was from aol years ago and it just stuck
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Quote by JudyTV
I have always been influenced and inspired by some of the Beatles lyrics, especially many years ago and in particular the words of “Hey Jude” which say it all for me, so, I was inspired by the 1968 recording of “Hey Jude” which took 25 takes in July 29th and 30th in studio 2 at Abbey road. It was remade in July of the same year at Trident Studios in London’s Soho where they used 8 track recording; they were still using 4 track at the time at Abbey Road. It was never performed live in concert by the Beatles and was one of the first rock singles to smash through the standard time of 3 minutes lasting a total of minutes.
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Some sources say that Paul McCartney was inspired by Thomas Hardy's novel "Jude The Obscure" when writing the song. Judy, nobody could ever call you obscure! lol worship
Mike.
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wow !! never thought about it .............. UK 'cos i'm in UK and slugga ? well I hope I can - but like a decent drink/meal/ etc- have a good 'Slug' of it ........very Urish you knw .... ... and I'm not a slimy one ...... cant spell slimey, slimy ................... advice please swingers !! - and by the way - happy new year to you all - Trumpet blast / fanfare kicks in at this point -
Sex God
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I just used my real name..............genius, eh?
biggrin :D :D
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Simple really, I'm a Welsh sex monkey!
The reason being that I've been compared once or twice to the famous Bonobo monkeys who enjoy nothing more than to have their ends away as often as possible!
So there you go. Happy new year!
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mine's quite simple, it's my first and last name all rolled in to one, my mate at school said it once and it's stayed ever since!!
Sexpert
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my son is a power rangers addict, in one of the versions the villan is a beast with a mega tongue called mezagog, it just seemed a good name to use for some unknown reason . Fancy having to use your 7 year olds tv programs to choose a user name,,feel a bit sad now
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Its a game on my right hand side, I was nearly Turbo Basic.............but I had another harder look lol :lol:
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Its a game on my right hand side, I was nearly Turbo Basic.............but I had another harder look lol :lol:
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Mine is quite obvous
Im Bi
a Guy
from the notts area
The inclusion if bi was a deliberate act to get it out in the open from the start that i am bi
So the people that have a problem with bi guys can avoid me in the chat room.
Nothing worse than getting to know some one becoming friends then they find out im bi and them having a problem with it.
On the other hand it does cause the problem that some guys assume that when i chat to them i am trying to get them into bed which im not as its couples i prefer.
Bi-Guy-Notts
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Well it all started about oh, 40 plus years ago as I recall.
By all accounts a bright sunny day, there I was enjoying a suck on a rusk, whilst kicking my legs to make the chair that was hanging from the door frame bounce up and down, when some fat faced bloke, with hairy arms and a whiff of Old Holborn about him, snatched me up from the chair with the words "come on then lets got you sorted"
within minutes, my little world was turned upside down as the rusk was snatched from my grasp, my romper suit was wrenched from my body and without a 'by your leave' the nappy that had a comforting warmth and dampness about it, that had taken nearly two hours to fill, was removed with the usual mock gagging sounds (so predictable) I was then layed prostrate and naked on a padded mat that despite the weather was damn cold to the skin. I protested as best I could by promptly trying to piss all over my tormenter but to no avail, my ankles were grabbed in a bear like grip and I was hoisted upside down.
Seing as the pissin hadn't worked, I tried for the sympathy vote by whimpering, but again to no avail as my arse and scrotum were attacked with numerous chemicals and creams on wollen pads. Only after my attackers were fully satisfied that I met their standards was I lowered back down to earth to have a rather rough new nappy applied.
I waited for the usual pain to come from being stuffed back into my romper suit (just watch an adult change a bed cover and you will know what I mean) but was pleasantly surprised, to be fitted into a very soft cotton garment without my limbs being bent backwards. I was less than pleased when I finally looked down as this appeared to be a very long dress and I was adament that when I tried to piss on people, it shot straight up which to my mind, made me a boy. It was only years later that I found out the garment was a christening gown and acceptable garb for the event to come which as I recall consisted of another old geezer in a frock and collar, chucking water all over me .
That apparently is how I got my name and I've used it ever since
Sex God
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Had a previous username taht was bird related, so when I rejoined and had to re-register, the mythical bird that gets reborn seemed an obvious choice confused
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What else can someone who was born and bred in the country be called?
No, I`m not a farmer`s boy!
Orgasminator
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Well I live in Devon biggrin
So thats it really :D
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Mines because I ... erm ... like squirting redface
Sex God
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Quote by squirtee
Mines because I ... erm ... like squirting redface

You own a water pistol lol :lol:
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What else can someone who was born and bred in the country be called?
No, I`m not a farmer`s boy!

can i call you daddy