How do they do it?

14 Dec 2004

Ever wondered how women can manage to pee standing up? Here's the answer!

lol

:lol:

14 Dec 2004

Oh my God

But I don't want to pee standing up rotflmao

Dawn :silly:

14 Dec 2004

will have to keep my hands in my pockets at netball matches as well as football matches now.

14 Dec 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Oh my God
But I don't want to pee standing up
Dawn :silly:

I do! Imagine not having to go in the portaloos at festivals any more! Just duck behind a tree and wee!!!!!!!!!! Those times you are stuck miles away from a loo, you can pee in a bottle like men do or in a nearby bush :lol:

14 Dec 2004

MQ why don't you stick a funnel in your handbag when you're out and about? lol

Dawn :silly:

14 Dec 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
MQ why don't you stick a funnel in your handbag when you're out and about?
Dawn :silly:

Now there's an idea! Mind you I wouldn't like carrying a used funnel around in my bag, disposable is the way of the future!

14 Dec 2004

Ahhh Bless her little cotton socks......she looks so embarrased now she has finished...doesnt know what to do with herself

14 Dec 2004

Quote by MQ
MQ why don't you stick a funnel in your handbag when you're out and about?
Dawn :silly:

Now there's an idea! Mind you I wouldn't like carrying a used funnel around in my bag, disposable is the way of the future! mm take mental note to check bag at next munch lol

14 Dec 2004

It really is possible, with practice. The instructions start about half way down the page.
Chris

14 Dec 2004

Just think ladies now have the ability to :
pee through the letterbox of folks they dont like,
pee all over the toilet seat, or
have a "who can pee the highest competition" (competitions like this used to involve handstands and alot of golden showers)

14 Dec 2004

Quote by marmalaid
Here's some instructions on how to pees standing. It really is possible, with practice. The instructions start about half way down the page.
Chris

Well that's something I've never tried but will tonight!

14 Dec 2004

Quote by marmalaid
Here's some instructions on how to pees standing. It really is possible, with practice. The instructions start about half way down the page.
Chris

I want to know how you know this rolleyes

:shock: :twisted:

14 Dec 2004

It's not worth asking me that sort of question. I just absorb knowledge. I remember I received a Lycos viral thingy about 3 years ago and printed it off for the wife.
Often I don't know why I know things, I just do wink

Chris

14 Dec 2004

Quote by marmalaid
Here's some instructions on how to pees standing. It really is possible, with practice. The instructions start about half way down the page.

Dunno what I did wrong or why I'm telling you this but I can't do it redface

I have to go clean the shower now bolt

Dawn :silly:

14 Dec 2004

Thanks for the feedback Dawn, would you care to elaborate? I'm sure the instructions I printed a couple of years ago were much better.
Chris.

14 Dec 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Here's some instructions on how to pees standing. It really is possible, with practice. The instructions start about half way down the page.

Dunno what I did wrong or why I'm telling you this but I can't do it redface

I have to go clean the shower now bolt

Dawn :silly:
....and now you've made ME wet myself.......
Tony.

14 Dec 2004

Quote by marmalaid
Thanks for the feedback Dawn, would you care to elaborate? I'm sure the instructions I printed a couple of years ago were much better.
Chris.

Actually, scrub that. There is probably very little feedback you can give... "I couldn't do it" is probably about as explicit as I could handle anyway wink

Chris.

14 Dec 2004

Seeing the local women peeing standing up is a common sight in rural villages in Uganda.

14 Dec 2004

Quote by Bikertone
Here's some instructions on how to pees standing. It really is possible, with practice. The instructions start about half way down the page.

Dunno what I did wrong or why I'm telling you this but I can't do it redface

I have to go clean the shower now bolt

Dawn :silly:
....and now you've made ME wet myself.......
Tony.
Sorry :giggle:
Dawn :silly:

14 Dec 2004

Quote by marmalaid
Thanks for the feedback Dawn, would you care to elaborate? I'm sure the instructions I printed a couple of years ago were much better.
Chris.

Actually, scrub that. There is probably very little feedback you can give... "I couldn't do it" is probably about as explicit as I could handle anyway wink

Chris.
Don't tempt me Chris lol

Honestly, the mess I was in is enough to make your stomach turn redface

Dawn :silly:

14 Dec 2004

Quote by Libra-Love
Seeing the local women peeing standing up is a common sight in rural villages in Uganda.

thats my idea of opening an expensive shoe shop over there fLucked then....ah well, time to think again.