how do we join this site

8 Apr 2004

hi room we are a cple in our mid 30's new to this, can someone please tell us how to join this site

8 Apr 2004

thanks mark, just done the ad part aswell so will do the chat room aswell, we thought you had a join link for the whole site as one

8 Apr 2004

Oh no, we believe in doing things lots and lots of times, now once you have done all the boring things that Mr Bossy has suggested, you also need to join the Girlie Free Zone, Spa Area, and the area formerly known as the double you eye.
Welcome to the site
LHK
Kat

8 Apr 2004

Oh, and Gaz you need to be sent a chip card to get into the GFZ and a pin code will be sent to you in the post!
Think you should be about 4% of the way there now.......
Another 6 months and you will be fully joined!
Fred
By the Way - Welcome!

8 Apr 2004

Not to mention a damned good frisking !!!!!

8 Apr 2004

You do him sarge - I'll do her!
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Fred

8 Apr 2004

I'll toss you for her!!!!:shock: :shock: confused

:? :?

:lol: :lol: :lol: wink

9 Apr 2004

With - or without artificial aids or KY Jelly and have you been taking your prescription performance enhancing drugs again (Viagara)? If so that's cheating.
Also if we are allowed seconds to hold our weapons then I choose Sappho. Have you seen the length of those fingers? wink

:wink: :wink:
GazTracy - I guess right about now you wish you hadn't bothered! - Sorry - it's his fault!!!! *pointing at Mark, Sarge, Kat, Artificer, MrFC*
Fred

9 Apr 2004

Welcome to the forum Gaz and Tracy.
Tracy, take no notice of the boys, it's nearing to Friday evening and the GFZ (Girl Free Zone) will be open soon. They get so excited about it that it's a shame to keep bursting their bubble.
Come along and join the other Girlies in the Jacuzzi. We will fill you in on all the gossip.
Welcome to the madhouse!!!!!!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

9 Apr 2004

Welcome Gaz and Tracy

9 Apr 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
I'll toss you for her!!!! :shock: :shock: :? :? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sarge;
Strikes me as a bit cruel that you should throw Fred just to get frisking rights!!! :shock:
Or were you alluding to some some sort of masturbatory episode to determine frisking rights? :?
Regards
Paul

9 Apr 2004

:doh: Forgot to say "Hello Gaz & Tracy" wave

:wave: :wave:
Welcome to the Forum. Hope you join in and have fun lol

:lol: :lol:

9 Apr 2004

Hello Gaz and Tracy
Welcome; hope you enjoy yourself here
Artificer
Village idiot

9 Apr 2004

Welcome to the Mad House Gaz and Tracy, I doubt if you know what you have let yourselves in for, but have fun. lol

Harry0
Another of the idiots.

9 Apr 2004

Welcome Gaz and Tracy......good luck!!

9 Apr 2004

Welcome to both of you,have fun here,im sure you will.
Im getting a bit worried here Fred and Sarge wanting to toss for it ooooeeeerrrrrrr.
If you get worried Wilma,youre safe in my hands.

9 Apr 2004

hi all thanks for the warm welcome to this site biggrin

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