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Cold:its strawlike,wirey.
Hot:its mushy,primal.
Love it both ways - the Shredded Wheat I mean! redface
Quote by DeniseBabe
SHREDDED WHEAT.............. Hot or Cold rolleyes

Errr.... years ago when I did eat Shredded Wheat............... cold milk with golden syrup on......... OBVIOUSLY... doesn't everyone.......... you mean some people don't :shock: :shock:
Cold milk with a little sprinkle of sugar on top. I really am a fan of all things that resemble shredded wheat too. Yummy.
wonderfull stuff Shredded Wheat, can't get enough of it. Has to be hot milk for me, loads of sugar. Firstly cos I'm a lazy fLuck and the hot milk makes it soggy and negates the need to chew and secondly, if it's presented in cold milk it just looks like Aurther Scargill's hair and I just couldn't be eatin that.
Quote by warwick
with coffee

Tea for me!
Not at all! Yuk Nothing like a crunchy nut!
as rarely as possible!!!!!!!!!!!
facy having shreaded wheat when there are cocopops or sugarpuffs! rolleyes
Shredded wheat is cool cs youre supposed to have three and thats one for each of us lol
davej doesnt mention he has to have them softened on account of his false teeth, which he made himself,being a tight git,fromtic tacs. these he replaces regularly as they become worn rolleyes
With cold milk and sugar..... Thats only if there isn't a full english on the go.
With a spoon!
Cold..keep chewing..the taste evolves and you really get into it.
Hot..just a dream - thanks for reminding me Denise,just fancy that now - the Shredded Wheat I mean redface
..CRUDE WAY(!)TO HOT:Hot water,drain off in sink,then cold milk on - a good method with Weetabix too.
Denise you can have a full english but you will just have to Work it off afterward wink
Quote by warwick
with coffee

OY behave, though we had done that thread already.
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
I like bite size, you can eat more than three, with cold milk obviously.
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as rarely as possible!!!!!!!!!!!
facy having shreaded wheat when there are cocopops or sugarpuffs! rolleyes

Y'know I thought you were pretty nice at the NE Munch.................. but cocopops or sugarpuffs................. You is TOTALLY SHAGGABLE babe. hump :hump:
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as little as possible, there nasty! :rude:

I agree ... they just remind me of haybales and I imagine taste the same.
Special K here or some available breakfast bar and a yoghurt.
Denise had to rush to my local Co-op to get some..SOLD OUT!
The woman on the till told me:"They all went this afternoon,the last box was gone by 5,we've had LOADS of people come in asking for them since,can't understand why!"
Quote by DeniseBabe
mad Sod this blasted diet :x
If i get to Friday and i have not lost anything im throwing out the cereals and stocking up on bread, bacon and eggs ... mmmmmmmmmmmmm lol
mmmmmmmmm a sausage and egg sandwich smoothered in hp sauce. Wheres that frying pan (using low fat lard of course). :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by DeniseBabe
MMMMmmmmmmmmm sausage and egg sandwich.... stop it i say STOP IT rolleyes
And the yoke breaks as you bite into it, but do you lick your fingers now or when you've finished :twisted:
Shredded Wheat are cashing in with a huge budget advertising campaign - its gonna have Linda Barker and me on one of her designer sofas just tucking into a post-coital bowl together!
- hey - it makes a change from :smoke: :smoke:
And Denise - they want YOU to be their new pierced tounge Shredded Wheat logo!
And it wiil be the OFFICIAL BREAKFAST CEREAL OF SWINGING HEAVEN FORUM!!
You said could you :smoke: sit between Linda :smoke: and me :smoke:
It was a daring visual pun..but its fallen flat :cry:
So,yes,Linda and I would love you to,er,sit between us
And you will be paid for the tongue logo,of course - a lifetimes supply of ..:doh:
I nearly pulled it off..my first ever SH threesome..with Shredded Wheat,the lot..
Its a public humiliation! redface
Denise!You must have seen - People have a fag in the movies after they've.. surprisedops:
We both stand to lose face over this,come on Denise - lets brazen it out,lets show this board what we're made of - stiiff upper bulldog spirit lip and all that!
I'm off to my local for a :beer: if you care to join me Denise
Lets go - ! bolt :bolt:
By the time I log back on after closing time this will all be just a memory..
BUT
..deep in the night..I will see THEM in my dreams...AGGGHH!
:smoke: :smoke: :smoke:
I drink alone then DB.
I drink alone. :cry: I sleep alone. :cry:
But..come to think of it my local is:
Less than 100 yards from me.
More than 100 miles from you.
And its last orders in about 40 minutes.
Even the DeniseBabe private helecopter can't make it here in that time.
So,I understand why you can't make it tonight D wink x
I'll bring a few boxes of you know what! :happy:
..hey..my 200th post! :shock: