How do you feel about beards? (a unisex poll)

16 Jul 2004

tallnhairy: Thanks for that! I feel slightly better already. However, there's still the rather skewed poll results to contend with. rolleyes

VenusnMars: But... but... I spent sooo much time working on my animated penis! * :cry:
~Reese! :~)
* Note:Avatar! That should read "animated penisavatar"! wink

16 Jul 2004

Hmm, you need to bbe getting someone else to animate that for you! :twisted:
Venusxxx

16 Jul 2004

Ooh!! May I take that as an offer?! :P

16 Jul 2004

*giggle, I thought you might! biggrin

Venusxxx

17 Jul 2004

I alternate between having a beard and being cleanshaven. I tend to let it grow up to a length of 1cm so it always looks trimmed and then shave it off. I think having a beard makes a man look distinguished - especially when it's of the salt and pepper variety like mine. wink

Ladies...I'm all yours! wave

17 Jul 2004

Quote by Lovecommando
I alternate between having a beard and being cleanshaven. I tend to let it grow up to a length of 1cm so it always looks trimmed and then shave it off. I think having a beard makes a man look distinguished - especially when it's of the salt and pepper variety like mine.
Ladies...I'm all yours!

OI LC
the field is limited
beggar off
Misschief is already sharing me!!!! :twisted:
we beardy types are a distinguished breed
fortunately we have a dedicated following!!!
don't just go growing in the hope, its the way you wear it
now if you wear it welll........ you may pull a tall young blonde
but then Rod did not have one
Gilbert

17 Jul 2004

This thread reminds me of something I heard John Peel say - his face had disappeared under a beard at a young and tender age, so many years later he decided to shave it off, to see what lay beneath.
The resulting image in the mirror didn't look at all like he remembered - in fact it resembled a horrible cross between his monther and Mussolini. So he vowed to regrow it and never shave again.
My dad's always had a full beard, neither me nor my mum are sure what he really looks like as we've never seen him. An ex- of mine once suggested he might be someone famous who pretended to have died long ago hiding under there!

17 Jul 2004

Quote by gilbert
I alternate between having a beard and being cleanshaven. I tend to let it grow up to a length of 1cm so it always looks trimmed and then shave it off. I think having a beard makes a man look distinguished - especially when it's of the salt and pepper variety like mine.
Ladies...I'm all yours!

OI LC
the field is limited
beggar off
Misschief is already sharing me!!!! :twisted:
we beardy types are a distinguished breed
fortunately we have a dedicated following!!!
don't just go growing in the hope, its the way you wear it
now if you wear it welll........ you may pull a tall young blonde
but then Rod did not have one
Gilbert
I do wear it well..you just ask CelticQ!
But don't worry Gilbert I know it's a limited field and when I want to pull the ladies I tend to shave it off as most prefer a clean-shaven man. Hence I shall probably be without the beard at the NW munch. :twisted:

17 Jul 2004

I love a well trimmed goatee but a big full bushy beard would put me right off I'm afraid. (Sorry Reese!) Even a trimmed full beard would probably put me off, but I've found goatees sexy for several years now. smile

17 Jul 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
I love a well trimmed goat but a big full bushy beard would put me right off I'm afraid. (Sorry Reese!) Even a trimmed full beard would probably put me off, but I've found goats sexy for several years now.

:shock: :shock:

17 Jul 2004

Query for the mods that be.. et al
when i hit see results I get chucked back to the welcome screeen
is this a known prob with the votes system?
Gilbert

17 Jul 2004

A bit of stubble can be a tantalising treat but NEVER a full beard!!!

17 Jul 2004

Quote by gilbert
Query for the mods that be.. et al
when i hit see results I get chucked back to the welcome screeen
is this a known prob with the votes system?
Gilbert

That's happened to me a few times but if you just go back to the last page and try again, it usually works. Second time lucky!

17 Jul 2004

The less you shave the softer the beard. i shave weekly to eradicate rashes and to maintain skin health! its really painfull to shave daily!
What is the opinion on shaving regularity? I will cope with twice weekly if need be.

17 Jul 2004

Quote by CG26M
The less you shave the softer the beard. i shave weekly to eradicate rashes and to maintain skin health! its really painfull to shave daily!
What is the opinion on shaving regularity? I will cope with twice weekly if need be.

once every twenty years does for me
but I trim with half the regularity that I condition certainly no thigh brissle burn
!lets face it shaveing is not natural , trimming is reasonable...
Golbert

17 Jul 2004

you'll have lush skin under that lot then gilbert lol!

17 Jul 2004

I shave every day and don't find it any bother at all. In fact I dont think I could go out without a shave anymore than I could go out without cleaning my teeth, polishing my shoes and taking the 20mm of blue liquid that the ward nurse gives me.

17 Jul 2004

braver than me dave cant stand the raking at the skin daily!

17 Jul 2004

I get no choice the nurse doesn't undo the straps on my bed, until she's done the shaving.

17 Jul 2004

I must say that I've never been with a man who has a full beard but Db has a tache and sometimes used to let his stubble grow for a few days which was quite nice

17 Jul 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
I love a well trimmed goatee ..I've found goatees sexy for several years now.

I have joined you on cloud 9 now Angel!

17 Jul 2004

well said carrie ann! I wouldn't do full beard but i do like to be able to lat it grow a little before complaints

17 Jul 2004

Quote by CG26M
well said carrie ann! I wouldn't do full beard but i do like to be able to lat it grow a little before complaints

It hurts! I'm sure I stipulated very early on - I don't do pain!

17 Jul 2004

try waiting for the softer growth marya! i shave fresh for you most of the time (not always i admit!) and 12-24 hour growth is the harshest!

18 Jul 2004

OOH ive just read this and have voted for men with beards! short and trimmed though. My hubby has a tache and beard and mmmmmm i LOVE em lol
His is going salt and pepper too but ooooh so gorgeous! oooh and hes hairy all overwhich i also like.
I find it strange when the guy is smoother than the lady lol in all departments lol
you cant beat a wet beard, and then haveing a great snogg but i do like my own flavour too lol oh dear that sounds a little crude! lol
Hubby suffers though with shaveing everyday not long ago he sahved the lot off and came down the stairs after 16 years was big shock for me and like sleeping with a stranger, the novelty wore off me though when the regrowth was ripping my skin to bits lol
love pepps wink

18 Jul 2004

nooooooooooo, stuff you find in some beards....

18 Jul 2004

This is a very sexest poll with only male or females allowed to vote, so I have not voted.
TS

18 Jul 2004

Quote by CG26M
try waiting for the softer growth marya! i shave fresh for you most of the time (not always i admit!) and 12-24 hour growth is the harshest!

Sorry Marya,
I'm with CG on this one.
I definitley don't like the first 24 - 48 hours growth but on day 3 or 4 the hair starts to get really soft and it is quite a nice feeling!!!!

18 Jul 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
The moral of the story: If you're going to change your appearance to suit someone else, try not to get involved with an idiot.

I am now crying with laughter at this statement ... very very good.
The WHOOSH Man

18 Jul 2004

Twisted sister how can it be sexist? men and women only to vote is it me ? because there are only men and women..... oh sorry did you mean the pets?
surely you must class yourself as one or the other?
lol love peppsxxx wink