How do you get certified

3 Jan 2006

I have seen lots of members with footers that say "Certified by .......", and a list of names
Question is, how do they get certified?
And by whom?

3 Jan 2006

Quote by steph
Try here hunni for the whole story then think what you could be certified for

Thanks Gorgeous
Do I have to be certified by Warwick or can I be certified by anyone? You for example

3 Jan 2006

And more recently here :giggle:

3 Jan 2006

Quote by steph
Anyone can certify you

Ok, so who is going to certify that Naked-Cleaner is barking mad ???

3 Jan 2006

Quote by naked-cleaner
Anyone can certify you

Ok, so who is going to certify that Naked-Cleaner is barking mad ???
I've never heard him bark!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

:lol: :lol:

3 Jan 2006

Oh Sarge
1 or 2 ladies from here can definately vouch for my barking !!!!!
And why would you have heard me bark ?
I didn't get the contract to clean SH Towers

3 Jan 2006

OK, so what about howling??
Do you do a mean howl???? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: wink

3 Jan 2006

Well maybe you should be granted the contract, then you could be certified as the SH Towers Official Cleaner biggrin

3 Jan 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Well maybe you should be granted the contract, then you could be certified as the SH Towers Official Cleaner

Sorry - Davej beat him to it!! confused

:? :? :? :? :? wink

3 Jan 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Well maybe you should be granted the contract, then you could be certified as the SH Towers Official Cleaner

Well, the Sarge vetoed my application
And he really does know about my howling, but he won't mention it here

3 Jan 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Well maybe you should be granted the contract, then you could be certified as the SH Towers Official Cleaner

Sorry - Dave beat him to it!! confused

:? :? :? :? :? wink

ooh for fool sake sarge Dave cleans with a pineapple in front of his Willie!

But naked -cleaner does not having anything to hide his! :twisted: :rotflmao:
NAKED! :bounce: NAKED :bounce:

3 Jan 2006

Quote by debbiewebs
Well maybe you should be granted the contract, then you could be certified as the SH Towers Official Cleaner

Sorry - Dave beat him to it!! confused

:? :? :? :? :? wink

ooh for fool sake sarge Dave cleans with a pineapple in front of his Willie!

But naked -cleaner does not having anything to hide his! :twisted: :rotflmao:
NAKED! :bounce: NAKED :bounce:
Sarge, listen to Debs, you know it makes sense
NC makes a note to give Debbiewebs a good seeing to soon
Cleaning wise, of course

3 Jan 2006

Quote by debbiewebs
Well maybe you should be granted the contract, then you could be certified as the SH Towers Official Cleaner

Sorry - Dave beat him to it!! confused

:? :? :? :? :? wink

ooh for fool sake sarge Dave cleans with a pineapple in front of his Willie!

But naked -cleaner does not having anything to hide his! :twisted: :rotflmao:
NAKED! :bounce: NAKED :bounce:
Yeah and he leaves smear marks on the glass as a result so I'm told! :shock: :shock: :shock: :twisted: :twisted:
innocent

:rascal: :rascal:

3 Jan 2006

Quote by EagerSlut
Well maybe you should be granted the contract, then you could be certified as the SH Towers Official Cleaner

Sorry - Dave beat him to it!! confused

:? :? :? :? :? wink

ooh for fool sake sarge Dave cleans with a pineapple in front of his Willie!

But naked -cleaner does not having anything to hide his! :twisted: :rotflmao:
NAKED! :bounce: NAKED :bounce:
Yeah and he leaves smear marks on the glass as a result so I'm told! :shock: :shock: :shock: :twisted: :twisted:
innocent

:rascal: :rascal:
Oooooooh its a lie
I am meticulous (whatever that means)
ES ....... you should know better
Your sources are misinformed, I have the highest of standards

3 Jan 2006

Look!! NC's cleaning ability is not in doubt!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
It's his barking and howling capabilities we are concerned about! confused

:? :? :?
Are we going to allow him to be certified??? dunno

:dunno: :dunno:
I think we need to see evidence of his ample howlage!!! :? :? :? :? :? lol

:lol: :lol: wink

3 Jan 2006

Quote by naked-cleaner
Well maybe you should be granted the contract, then you could be certified as the SH Towers Official Cleaner

Sorry - Dave beat him to it!! confused

:? :? :? :? :? wink

ooh for fool sake sarge Dave cleans with a pineapple in front of his Willie!

But naked -cleaner does not having anything to hide his! :twisted: :rotflmao:
NAKED! :bounce: NAKED :bounce:
Yeah and he leaves smear marks on the glass as a result so I'm told! :shock: :shock: :shock: :twisted: :twisted:
innocent

:rascal: :rascal:
Oooooooh its a lie
I am meticulous (whatever that means)
ES ....... you should know better
Your sources are misinformed, I have the highest of standards
Yep! And I'm always up for a shag but doesn't mean I get it ALL the time! redface

ops: :oops: Sniff, sniff :cry:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

4 Jan 2006

Quote by EagerSlut
Well maybe you should be granted the contract, then you could be certified as the SH Towers Official Cleaner

Sorry - Dave beat him to it!! confused

:? :? :? :? :? wink

ooh for fool sake sarge Dave cleans with a pineapple in front of his Willie!

But naked -cleaner does not having anything to hide his! :twisted: :rotflmao:
NAKED! :bounce: NAKED :bounce:
Yeah and he leaves smear marks on the glass as a result so I'm told! :shock: :shock: :shock: :twisted: :twisted:
innocent

:rascal: :rascal:
well if the buggers dont take the glasses of what you expect? lol

:lol: :lol:

4 Jan 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Look!! NC's cleaning ability is not in doubt!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
It's his barking and howling capabilities we are concerned about! :? :? :?
Are we going to allow him to be certified??? :dunno: :dunno:
I think we need to see evidence of his AMPLE howlage!!! :? :? :? :? :? :lol: :lol:

Now, now, Sarge, thats not what you said when I came for the Interview for the Cleaning Contract
You said my equipment was AMPLE enough, and you KNOW my howling was within EU guidlines and limitations

4 Jan 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Look!! NC's cleaning ability is not in doubt!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
It's his barking and howling capabilities we are concerned about! :? :? :?
Are we going to allow him to be certified??? :dunno: :dunno:
I think we need to see evidence of his ample howlage!!! :? :? :? :? :? :lol: :lol:

oi lets here yours first before you pick on others!
:kick:

4 Jan 2006

Quote by debbiewebs
[well if the buggers dont take their glasses of what you expect? :lol: :lol:

Ermmmmm I always ask my customers to remove their glasses
That way, they don't notice the wrinkles

4 Jan 2006

Quote by debbiewebs
Look!! NC's cleaning ability is not in doubt!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
It's his barking and howling capabilities we are concerned about! :? :? :?
Are we going to allow him to be certified??? :dunno: :dunno:
I think we need to see evidence of his ample howlage!!! :? :? :? :? :? :lol: :lol:

oi lets here yours first before you pick on others!
:kick:
Ah!! But I'm not asking to be certified!! :smug: :smug: :smug: :2fingers:

4 Jan 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Ah!! But I'm not asking to be certified!! :smug: :smug: :smug: :2fingers:

Ahhh VERY true
For Gods Sake, will someone PLEASE certify me ?

4 Jan 2006

OK NC. I will certify you as Howling but you need to study for your Barking exam!! :shock: :shock: :shock: wink

4 Jan 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Look!! NC's cleaning ability is not in doubt!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
It's his barking and howling capabilities we are concerned about! :? :? :?
Are we going to allow him to be certified??? :dunno: :dunno:
I think we need to see evidence of his ample howlage!!! :? :? :? :? :? :lol: :lol:

oi lets here yours first before you pick on others!
:kick:
Ah!! But I'm not asking to be certified!! :smug: :smug: :smug: :2fingers:
smug git!

4 Jan 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
OK NC. I will certify you as Howling but you need to study for your Barking exam!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Does it HAVE to be in Barking, can I not take the exam more locally ???

4 Jan 2006

Quote by naked-cleaner
OK NC. I will certify you as Howling but you need to study for your Barking exam!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Does it HAVE to be in Barking, can I not take the exam more loacally ???
You can either be Reading in Barking or Barking in Reading!! confused

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4 Jan 2006

here you go babes...now just open ya gob and your on ya way wink

4 Jan 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
OK NC. I will certify you as Howling but you need to study for your Barking exam!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Does it HAVE to be in Barking, can I not take the exam more loacally ???
You can either be Reading in Barking or Barking in Reading!! confused

:? :? :? :?
Debs .... Help me out here, Sarge is being SO unreasonable
Can you use your powerful influence over him ???
And can you certify me too ???

4 Jan 2006

Quote by naked-cleaner
OK NC. I will certify you as Howling but you need to study for your Barking exam!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Does it HAVE to be in Barking, can I not take the exam more loacally ???
You can either be Reading in Barking or Barking in Reading!! confused

:? :? :? :?
Debs .... Help me out here, Sarge is being SO unreasonable
Can you use your powerful influence over him ???
And can you certify me too ???
look above you daft sod lol

.....now sarge that must mean some thing! :lol:

4 Jan 2006

Quote by debbiewebs
look above you daft sod .....now sarge that must mean some thing! :lol:

You referring to ME or Sarge when you say "Daft Sod" ???